"So let's go sliding!!" said Lee. "Come on, Lil Gai!! How about you come with us for a little while?!"
"YEAH!" said Lil Gai. "Shika and Cho! Do you guys want to come too?!"
"WE DO!!" screamed Shika and Cho.
"How about we all split up?" asked Tenten. "I'll go with Lee, Lil Gai, Shika and Cho. That way, we can give the kids a chance to have some fun!"
"Tashoku, Lee, Sasuke and I will be a group!" said Kobiru.
"I'm coming too." Said Inoshi.
"You can go with ANOTHER group." Said Kobiru.
"Sasuke, take your brother with you." Instructed Sasuke Sr.
"…Okay…" said Sasuke Jr., trying not to sound annoyed.
"So if you two are taking Shika and Cho, then I guess that leaves us with only Hana and Senjou." Said Ino.
"And the three of US will go off and have the MOST fun!" said Naruto, being unnecessarily competitive.
"I want to go with Hana!" cried Kajitsu as she began to throw one of her famous tantrums. Pretty soon, Hana asked Sasuke if it would be okay if Kajitsu came with them too.
"We wouldn't just want to drop her on you." Said Sakura.
"Why don't you two come along then?" Ino suggested.
There were a few muffled coughs among the group.
"I think we WILL." Said Naruto, secretly just wanting to race Sasuke again.
"I guess Hinata and I will go off alone then!" said Kiba.
"Wait, Kiba." Said Hinata. "If you're not going on any slides, then I'll have to go up the stairs and down the slides all by myself."
"Oh right!" said Kiba thoughtfully. "Then let's go with the Rock family just because I don't want to have to deal with Sasuke and Naruto fighting… and I also don't want to be near Kobiru."
"Is that all right with you guys?" Hinata asked Lee and Tenten.
"Sure." Said Tenten with a shrug. "It's not like we were separated by families in the first place. It just worked out that way."
"Are you four just going to stay in the cabana again?" Lee asked Neji, Shino, Chouji and Shikamaru.
"Yes." They all replied at the same time. And Shikataro joined in too.
"But dad!" said Hichou. "I'll have to play by myself! I don't want to play by myself! I want to go down the slides! Will you go down the slides with me?"
Neji only looked at Hichou for a moment. Then sought out Kobiru in the crowd. "You may take him now." Neji said.
"What?" said Kobiru obliviously.
"You said you were offering your services to take care of my heir." Said Neji, pointing to Hichou.
"But I thought you were talking about…" started Kobiru. But then she realized that Hichou was probably being dropped on them because Lil Lee was in the group and they WERE brothers after all!! HAHAHAHA! Not really though. But you knew that. "I guess…"
"YAY!!" cheered Hichou. "I get to go on waterslides!!"
"If anything happens to him then your family is sworn enemies of the Hyuuga and trust me, you don't want that." Said Neji.
"…All right…" said Kobiru nervously.
"Is everyone in a group at this point?" asked Kiba.
"YEAH!!!" cheered everyone as they jumped up and punched the air. Then they all separated to have some good, clean fun.
"What do you not like about Kobiru so much, Kiba?" asked Lee as their group got in a line.
"She is SUCH a bad influence on Tashoku." Said Kiba. "She is so incredibly psychotic and she just doesn't leave, especially when you want her to."
"Kiba, don't say that sort of stuff in front of the children or else you might taint their opinions of her before they even get to know here." Said Hinata.
"I WANT their opinions to be tainted!" said Kiba. "I HATE her! I'll save them the trouble of having to be surprised by her psychotic behavior!"
"I like her!" said Lil Gai.
Kiba clutched his heart. "Don't SAY that Gaimaru!!" he yelled.
"I'm LIL GAI!!" yelled Lil Gai.
"Didn't I say that?" Kiba said.
"No, you said Gaimaru." Said Lee.
"I did?" said Kiba.
"We all heard it." said Tenten.
"Oh." Said Kiba. "My bad. What were we talking about again?"
"Um…the waterslide!" said Hinata.
"Right!" said Kiba. "Speaking of which…why am I in this line?"
"You voluntarily got in line." Said Lee.
"You all must have tricked me into doing so!" announced Kiba. "I will now make my way down the line back to where the riders emerge so I may watch you all as you come down the slide!" Kiba made his way backwards through the line and Hinata gave a heavy sigh. She wasn't going to say anything as long as he didn't notice… but ALAS! HE DID!!
MEANWHILE!!!
"How about we all go in the Lazy River or something?" said Chouji. "It's boring sitting around in the cabana watching Neji read, Shikamaru and Shikataro looking at the clouds and Shino…just… sitting there."
"What?" said Shino.
"YOU can go in the Lazy River." Said Neji, not taking his attention away from his book, which he had gotten pretty far in by this point.
"What do you say, Shikamaru?" said Chouji. "It's the LAZY River! I'd have to say that it's right up your ally!"
Shikamaru sighed. He wouldn't mind going in the Lazy River but he would like it if he was just THERE and didn't have to go through the troublesome process of getting into it.
"Shikataro, do you want to come too?" Shikamaru asked his son that looked like Vash the Stampede.
"…Uh…" said Shikataro.
"You're coming." Said Shikamaru.
"Fine…" sighed Shikataro.
"YAY!!" cheered Chouji. "This is your LAST chance, Neji and Shino!"
"Yeah right." Said Neji.
"I don't do water." Said Shino.
"SO LET'S GO!" said Chouji as he and the Naras went off to the Lazy River.
MEANWHILE!!!
"I want to go down that waterslide!!" Hichou yelled as he ran over to the foot of a waterslide and bounced up and down just as a person came off the slide and splashed into the water. "WOW!"
"Did he follow the wrong group?" Sasuke Jr. asked.
"I was asked to watch him!" said Kobiru. "And I just couldn't say no!"
"It's kind of hard to say no to Neji." Said Tashoku with a roll of her eyes.
"So who wants to take me down on the double tube?!" said Hichou excitedly as he ran over to the stack of double tubes and grabbed the one at the bottom. He started to tug on it a bit and was just about to topple the whole thing over when Sasuke Jr. put his hand up to steady to pile.
"Considering Kobiru's watching him, I think she should take him." Said Sasuke Jr.
"I'm going with Lee!" said Kobiru.
"You are?" said Lil Lee with a raised eyebrow.
"Well obviously!" said Kobiru. "I mean, even though I probably SHOULD go with Hichou… and you would probably be the person after me to go with him…"
"Why me?" said Lil Lee.
"Because he's mostly YOUR responsibility!" said Kobiru.
"And why is that?" Lil Lee asked, getting a little confused.
"Oh let's just get in line!" groaned Tashoku. "INOSHI can go with Hichou."
"Why me?!" demanded Inoshi.
"Because I'M going with Sasuke!" said Tashoku.
Sasuke Jr. wasn't going to argue. He knew that Kobiru was going to go with Lil Lee whether anyone liked it or not and would probably do a switching thing again if she ended up NOT with him. Besides, he didn't want to end up having to go with Hichou or Inoshi.
But then he had an epiphany. "I'll just take a SINGLE tube." Said Sasuke Jr.
"I think I will too." Said Lil Lee, moving away from Kobiru who looked like she was dangerously close to wrapping her arm around Lil Lee's.
"No." said Sasuke Jr., putting his hand out to stop Lil Lee. "You are going with Kobiru."
"I am?" Lil Lee said.
"Think about it." said Sasuke Jr. "You're going to end up going with her even if you walk all the way to the top with a single tube. She's already proved that she can switch places with people at her whim."
"Oh right." Said Lil Lee.
"And I just don't want that person to be me." Said Sasuke Jr. as he pulled a double tube off the top of the stack and handed it to Lil Lee.
"Great…" said Lil Lee.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Dad, I want to go down the slide that's straight down and it's black and it's right over there." Said Senjou, pointing to the Black Hole.
Sasuke looked at it. "I don't know if that slide is appropriate for you." He said.
"What, are you SCARED Sasuke?" said Naruto.
"No." said Sasuke. "I'd go down that slide a hundred times. I just don't know if it's something I should be exposing to my children."
"Dad, I'm not scared!" said Senjou. "Shika and Cho said they went on it and I want to go on it too! Not just because they did, but just because it looks like fun. But partially because they did."
"Yeah!" said Hana. "We Uchihas are fearless!"
"Sasuke, did you teach her that?" said pretty much everyone else who was standing there.
"…No." said Sasuke.
"Sasuke, it's not something you need to lie about." Said Sakura. "It's okay. Parents teach their kids funny things all the time."
"I didn't teach it her." Said Sasuke. "But it's true."
"Prove it!" said Naruto. "We Uzumakis are more fearless than the Uchihas!"
"Naruto, I don't want to go down it!" said Sakura.
"That's okay because you're not a TRUE Uzumaki." Said Naruto. "She doesn't even count."
"Well, Ino wants to go down the slide." Said Sasuke.
"No, I don't really want to." Said Ino.
"Yes you do." Said Sasuke. "If you wear the Uchiha fan then you are an Uchiha which means you're fearless. Besides, someone has to go down with Hana."
"Hana is NOT going down that slide." Said Ino. "Are you kidding?"
"Hana can go down that slide and Hana can be a ninja." Said Sasuke.
"I'm not getting into that with you right now." Said Ino.
"Well, if Sakura's not going to go down it, then I guess it's just you and me, Kajitsu!" said Naruto.
"I don't want to!" whined Kajitsu.
"I'm not going to allow Kajitsu to go down the slide either." Said Sakura.
"But Sasuke's daughter is going down the slide!" complained Naruto.
"No she's not." Said Ino.
"I am!" exclaimed Hana. "I'm not scared!"
Senjou was beginning to regret he brought up the big slide.
MEANWHILE!!!
"WAVE POOL!!!" screamed Lee as he ran over to the wave pool and belly flopped in.
"Sir, don't jump into the wave pool." Said the lifeguard once Lee resurfaced.
"Sorry!" said Lee.
"WAVE POOL!!!" screamed Lil Gai as he sprinted over to the wave pool and belly flopped in as well.
"Hey!" said the lifeguard. "No jumping into the wave pool!"
"SORRY!" chimed Lee and Lil Gai.
Shika and Cho looked at each other and winked. "WAVE POOL!!!" they both screamed as they ran over to the wave pool and belly flopped again.
"If anyone else jumps in the wave pool we're going to close it down!" threatened the lifeguard but they knew he was lying.
"I'll take picture of everyone!" said Kiba as he whipped out his camera. Luckily he didn't like water or else he might have very well followed suit and belly flopped into the pool as well.
"Come on, Kiba, you're being dumb." Said Lee as he climbed out of the pool. "Look at how BORED Hinata is!"
"No, it's all right." Said Hinata but it was so obvious that it wasn't true.
"Kiba, you're going in the wave pool whether you go in voluntarily or I FORCE you to!" said Lee.
"Why?!" demanded Kiba. "I don't like water! I TOLD you all that!"
"DOGS love water and CATS hate water!!" Lee yelled.
"My horrible dislike of water has nothing to do with my tight relationship with dogs!" Kiba said. "It's not something that my entire clan suffers from! It's just an individual preference!"
"I'm bigger than you and I'm a Jounin." Said Lee. "I WILL get you into that pool."
"Lee, leave him alone." Said Tenten. "If he doesn't want to get in the pool then you can't MAKE him."
"He has to at least TRY it!" said Lee.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY IT!?!?" yelled Kiba as he overreacted.