WARNING: Due to the act of inspiration, a majority of this Post Chapter will be done in musical format. Reader's digression is advised.
Junko checked on her sister, who was currently recovering from her big fall due to the rocket from the first Post Chapter.
"Hey, sis." Junko said, "How you doing."
"Better, thanks to Tsumiki." said Mukuro, "It's a good thing I'm not human in this story, otherwise I'd probably need a full body cast."
"Yeah, I can totally see that in a different fan fiction." Junko said, as she then looked at the audience and started waving, "Hi, Vixen! How are you, sweetie?"
"So, how's Operation: Despair Party going?" Mukuro asked.
"I think it's going to be superb!" said Junko, "Mao and Kokichi offered to help out, and Monokuma said he had something special planned.
Meanwhile, on stage, Monokuma started singing while it was raining waffles.
Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things I've done to you
My paws are getting sweaty
Thinking about the despair I've handed you
Well, there's a bear in the back, as a matter of fact
He's got an eye as red as the sun
And the rabbit in the corner, let no one ignore her
Cause she thinks she's the valorous one
Ah yeah, it's shaped like lightning
Now everyone's fighting
As the waffles are falling
In the midst of the mauling
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Then the bear in back said,
"Everyone attack!"
And it turned into a Despair Blitz
And the rabbit in the corner said,
Monomi: "Boy I wanna warn ya!
"It will turn into a Despair Blitz!"
Monokuma: Despair Blitz,
Despair Blitz,
Despair Blitz,
Despair Blitz
The demons started to dance at first, but then out of nowhere, they started beating each other up.
"What's going on here?!" Coden asked.
"It's the Despair Waffles!" Komaeda said, "The Despair Waffles are causing them to be driven into despair, and it's making everyone fight each other!"
"Yeah..." said Kokichi, "And Mao's new invention has nothing to do with it."
"Mwa ha ha ha!" laughed Mao, "Wonderful! It works! My Rage Generator is a success!"
"I must stop this despair!" said Komaeda, "This looks like a job for...!"
Komaeda quickly transformed into the Hope Transformer from the Season Finale.
"Hopetimus Prime!"
Hopetimus then started to shoot Hope Bagels at Monokuma.
"Oh, no you don't!" said Monokuma, "Feel the wrath of...!"
Now Monokuma became a Transformer! Good lord!
"Monotron!"
"Oh no, MONOTRON!" yelled Morishige.
"How do you like the upgrades I gave to Monokuma?" said Mao, "Mwa ha ha ha!"
The two parody Transformers then duked it out, as the demons began watching the show and placing bets on who would win.
"My money's on Monotron!" said one demon.
"As if! It's obviously going to be Hopetimus Prime!" said another.
"Ha ha ha! Oh boy! This is becoming much more fun then I expected." said Kokichi.
"Mwa ha ha ha! Indubitably, Kokichi." said Mao.
Back with the Despair Sisters...
"So, do you think you're well enough to lend us a hand?" asked Junko.
"Yes... I think so." said Mukuro.
"Good to hear!" said Junko, "This is going to be the best party ever!"
The battle with Hopetimus Prime and Monotron continued until Mean Dino intervened and knocked Monotron with his tail. After the T-rex, as Overlord Yusake would say, beat Monotron's rubbish mentality into submission, he turned back into Monokuma. Some of the demons were upset because nobody one the bets. Others were just impressed to see a T-rex joining the fight. A demon was currently on stage doing some karaoke, and had a sudden song change once he saw Mean Dino.
Holy f***ing sh*t!
It's a dinosaur!
Jesus Christ!
What the f**k!
Oh my f***ing God!
F***ing dinosaurs!
Holy sh*t!
What the F***-***-***K!
Meanwhile, Miu and Nekomaru were still taking care of Baby Poo. The little poo monster has already grown three sizes bigger, and speaking more.
"Sweet corn!" he said, "Bring me sweet corn!"
"You heard him, Sh*t for Brains!" said Miu, "Bring our baby some sweet corn!"
"On it!" said Nekomaru, as he ran to get some corn for Baby Poo.
"He's growing at a terrifyingly fast rate..." said Ki-Bo, "He might reach adulthood much sooner then I thought."
"They grow up so fast..." said Miu.
"Up! Up! Up!" said Baby Poo.
"Oh no..." said Miu, "The towel we used to carry him is already ruined. And I can't carry him with my bare hands."
"Up! Up! Up!" Baby Poo said again.
Morishige soon entered the room.
"I can't believe a Michael Bay movie's taking place in the Throne Room!" said the janitor, as he finally noticed Baby Poo, "OH, LUCIFER! WHAT IS THAT!?"
"...Tw*t!" said Baby Poo, who was pointing at Morishige.
"What did you call me, you little sh*t?!" said the angry janitor.
"Aww! Good job, Baby Poo! You found the tw*t!" said Miu.
"Son of a BITCH!" yelled Morishige.
Baby Poo then thew some of his own sludge at Morishige's face and began to giggle. Miu laughed hysterically afterwards.
"Hey, Sh*t Face!" said Miu, "Hold my baby! He wants to be held!"
"Why don't you hold him!" said Morishige, "That abomination's yours, anyway!"
"Did... Did you have to be so mean...?" Miu said, as she looked like she was about to cry.
"Hey! Hey, buddy!" said Baby Poo, who was starting to use more sentences all of a sudden, "Have you ever been punched in the d*ck with a cactus before?"
"Um... No." said Morishige.
"Talk to my mama like that again, and that'll be the least of your worries." Baby Poo said.
Morishige's eyes widened the moment he realized he got threatened by SHIIIIIIIIIII...! (Big Sh*t Count: 18).
"Now, pick me up, tw*t!" said Baby Poo.
"Couldn't I get gloves first?" said Morishige.
"I can't wait any longer!" said Baby Poo, "Pick me up now!"
"Seriously, it'll only take a few minutes..."
"I think someone wants to be punched in the d*ck with a cactus."
"PICKING YOU UP, NOW!" Morishige panicked, as he picked up the poo monster.
The janitor felt a chill down his spine as he held Baby Poo.
"Thanks, tw*t." Baby Poo said, as he threw another pile of poo in Morishige's face and started to giggle again.
"Son of a BITCH!" yelled the janitor.
Back at the party, Junko and Mukuro rejoined Mao. But it seamed the Ultimate Supreme Leader was missing.
"Where's Kokichi?" Junko asked.
"I'm over here." said Kokichi's voice.
It came from the nearby table. When Junko and the others looked in that direction, they saw a pickle with Kokichi's face, hair, and bandana.
"Hey, look!" said the pickle, "Mao turned me into a pickle! I'm Pickle Kokichi!"
"Oh my God, a Rick and Morty reference!" said Junko, "I didn't know the author watched that show."
I don't. I just couldn't escape the meme.
"Gotcha!" Junko told the narrator, before shifting her attention to Mao, "Alright. Change him back."
Mao zapped Pickle Kokichi with his machine, and turned him back to normal.
"Whew! That was fun!" Kokichi said, "So, what are we going to do next?"
"Well, from the looks of it, Hopetimus and Monotron are rapping up their fight." Mao said, "So I thought of another plan to spread some more despair..."
The Number One Honor Student then held up what looked like a bomb.
"As much as I miss ruining the lives of grim reapers, we can't kill anyone." Junko said.
"And I may be the Ultimate Supreme Leader, but I'm against killing." said Kokichi.
"You misunderstand..." said Mao, "We aren't going to actually kill anyone. We're just going to scare them. We'll have them evacuate at the last minute, and then I'll defuse it."
"Ah... The despair of thinking you're about to die... The moment your whole life begins to flash before your eyes, and your mind is in panic and chaos... Ooh, I love it!"
"Now, then..." said Mao, as he activated the bomb, "I set this to explode within an hour and a half. This will allow us to pull some more acts of despair while we wait. We have to make sure that we remember to evacuate everyone so I can defuse it, otherwise we'll go too far."
"I'll be sure to remind you, Mao." Kokichi said.
"Do you think I can borrow that for a second?" Junko asked.
"May I ask why?" said Mao.
"There's a certain group I'd like to give some despair to, if you don't mind."
"Oh... I think I know who you're talking about..." Mao said, "Alright, Junko. But be careful with it."
Meanwhile, in the Land of the Dead, a Grim Reaper named Ryuji was interviewing a poor soul who lost his life.
"Now, let's see here..." said Ryuji, "You're name's Leon Kuwata, right?"
"Yeah, that's me..." said the soul, "But what's going on?"
"Well, according to this, you're dead." said Ryuji, "And you were killed by (Oh, that's no surprise...), Junko Enoshima. Cause of death... Oh, wow..."
"What is it?" said Leon.
"Um... You're the Ultimate Baseball Player of Counter Strike, right?" Ryuji said.
"Yeah, that's right..." said Leon.
"Well, it says here you were pelted to death by a thousand baseballs. Talk about death by irony..."
"In the end, baseball is what killed me..." Leon said, "Damn, that Junko! I don't even like baseball!"
"But you're pretty damn good at it!" said Ryuji, "I was a big fan of yours when you were still alive."
"So... What happens now?" Leon asked.
"Oh, right. We need to find out what kind of afterlife you'll receive." said Ryuji.
"I hope it's reincarnation..." said Leon, "I'd like to come back as a rockstar!"
"I'll see if we can make that happen." said Ryuji, as he looked over his shoulder, "Emizel, could you come here for a second?"
A young demon boy with a green hoodie came by.
"What's up, Ryuji?" said the boy.
"Well, Leon's soul wanted to know if he can be reincarnated into a rockstar." said Ryuji.
"Although I can't make any promises about being a rockstar, I'm sure we can work out reincarnation." Emizel said.
"Alright. I'll just make sure I set my path to become a rockstar." Leon said.
"That's the spirit!" Ryuji said, "Enjoy your rebirth, Leon."
Ryuji then sent the soul to be reincarnated.
"You did good, Ryuji." said Emizel, "Why don't you take a break."
"Sounds good." said Ryuji, "Although I wish I could have gone to that Overlords Party."
"You and me both." said Emizel.
As Ryuji left to take his break, Emizel's Video-Phone began to ring. When the young reaper answered it, he saw the face of a certain Ultimate Despair on the screen.
"Oh, God. It's you..." said Emizel, "You're the last person I want to see right now."
"I know... I made you miss the Overlords Party, and I feel so bad about that. So I thought I'd give you a little gift to help you cheer up."
"You better not have...!" Emizel began to say, for he already had a good idea what it was.
"BOO-YAH!" Junko said, as she held up a bomb, "Sending some fresh souls your way, so the party can come to you! Aren't you happy?! Tee-hee!"
"JUNKO, I WILL END YOU!" Emizel screamed.
"Bring it on, bitch!" said Rockstar Junko, "I welcome your despair!"
After laughing maniacally, Junko broke contact.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Emizel yelled, as he threw his phone to the ground and ran off, "REAPERS! SHE'S AT IT AGAIN!"
Back at the party, Junko laughed some more as she held her stomach.
"Oh, he's totally gonna kill me...!" said the crazy Despair Diva, "What wonderful despair!"
"You told Emizel?" said Kokichi, who was right behind her, "Nice!"
"I know, right?!" said Junko, "Now we have despair outside the party!"
"He's totally gonna kill you." Mao said.
"I know." Junko said, "Isn't it great?"
"No, it isn't!" said a familiar voice nearby.
The Despair Crew looked in the direction the voice came from to see Coden walking their way.
"If you die, how do you think Lady Chiaki will feel?" he asked, "You may have been sentenced to be her vassal, but she still thinks of you as her friend, and even her equal."
"Hey, don't worry, Mr. Kitty." Junko said, "When I say 'Kill Me,' I don't mean literally. I just mean I'm getting a real beating once he gets here."
"Fine, but what about that bomb?" asked the lynx, "Are you really going to blow this party up? Because then I'll have to stop you..."
"It's fake." said Mao, "This is just some fireworks and some alarm clocks I taped together."
"It's fake?" Junko asked, "What a letdown..."
"Oh..." Coden said, "Well, if it's fake, then I guess we have nothing to worry about."
"You don't mind keeping this fake bomb a secret, do you Coden?" asked Kokichi.
"Fine. I won't tell anyone." said Coden, "I know Junko needs her despair, and this prank is relatively harmless."
The lynx then walked away from the despair crew.
"Bravo on that lie, Mao." Kokichi said.
"I learned from the best!" said Mao.
"Oh! So that bomb isn't fake after all?" said Junko.
"Of course not!" said Mao, "I wouldn't waste my time making a fake bomb! This is the real deal! If I don't defuse it, then we'll have a catastrophic blast that will wipe out everyone here!"
"So that means remembering to evacuate everyone and defusing the bomb is mandatory." said Mukuro.
"Yeah... My despair is sort of limited with this shock collar on..." Junko said, "And besides, my Hope Buddy's here. If she's dead, my despair can't be countered, and will lose all meaning. I can't have that!"
"So, what do we do now?" Mao asked, "We still have some time before we have to evacuate everyone."
"Oh, I'm sure we can think of something..." Kokichi said, as he made his demonic face.
On the stage, Majima and T.K. began doing the hustle.
"Yeah, man! Get your groove on, guys!" DJ Bizznizzle cheered.
"I haven't seen Majima do the hustle in, like, forever!" said Nico.
"Did someone say 'Forever?" said T.K., as music started to play.
The overlord of Disco Stew got ready to sing a B.E.R. Song called "Forever Mine." Despite this song being sung in the controversial show known as "Teen Titans Go," even people who hate the show loved this band inspired by the 80s.
It's hard to sleep
Cuz your mind is playing tricks on me
I'm trying to keep
My hope filled heart from missing a beat
And I'm trying to let you know
How your love makes me wanna go, go go!
And I'm trying to make you see
How much you mean to me, me me!
Forever, forever!
Forever
Mine, mine mine!
"Deez beats be pumpin'!" said DJ Bizznizzle.
Many demons were bopping their heads to the tune.
Back with Miu and Baby Poo, we see that the poor janitor still has his hands full.
"Of SHIIIIIIIIII...!" (Big Sh*t Count: 19) said Nekomaru.
"More! More!" said Baby Poo, "Bring me more sweet corn!"
"If I'm not mistaken..." Ki-Bo said, "It seems like he's gotten even bigger."
"I'm going to miss Baby Poo being a baby..." said Miu.
"I'm kind of nervous..." said Nekomaru.
"I know." said Ki-Bo, "If he gets too big, he might be hard to handle..."
"No, I mean what if Akane finds out about this?" said Nekomaru.
"Oh, right. You're dating that amazon girl with the impressive set of knockers, aren't you?" said Miu, "Well, I wouldn't worry. Just because you're Baby Poo's father, doesn't make you my boyfriend. And it's not like Baby Poo was conceived by you f***ing me, right?"
After some thought, Miu quivered.
"Actually, that would be horrifying..." the inventor said.
"Does it even make any difference?!" Morishige said, "You two are both busty women voiced by Wendy Lee!"
Baby Poo then threw some more sludge at Morishige's face and giggled some more.
"Son of a BITCH!" yelled the janitor.
"Shut up, tw*t!" said Baby Poo, "And bring me more sweet corn!"
"I can't believe I'm being ordered around by a piece of sh*t!" Morishige complained.
"Chop chop!" said the poo monster, "Or do you want your d*ck to meet Mr. Cactus?"
"I'M GOING! I'M GOING!" the janitor paniced.
"I think he inherited your potty mouth, Miu." Ki-Bo said.
"I know..." said Miu, "Isn't it adorable?"
"Don't call it cute, mama!" complained Baby Poo, "I'm not a baby anymore."
"You'll always be my little baby, Poo." Miu said, "I'd pinch your cheeks, but..."
"I know, I know. I'm made of sh*t." said Ba... I mean Poo.
Morishige finally made it back.
"I got the sweet corn..." he moaned.
"Gimme! Gimme!" said Poo.
Joshua was doing his usual butler work and serving the guests at the party. He was a little surprised that the demons didn't hold a grudge on him, but after some thought, he realized that other then with Nico, he always worked behind the scenes back when he was a tyrant, so no one would recognize him, or even know who he was other then Nico and his vassals. As he was serving more drinks, he saw a familiar face.
"Tee-hee. Long time, no see, Sally." the familiar face said.
"Pram..." said Joshua, "It's been awhile."
"The butler look's nice on you." said Pram, "I should have thought of it myself when you were my vassal."
"Didn't you see this coming, Miss Oracle?" Joshua laughed.
"I know I brag about seeing and knowing everything..." said Pram, "But... You're one of the few people I've told that my powers are more limited then I let on..."
"You still do a pretty good job seeing the future." Joshua said, "And you're good at acting heartless, too."
"Who said it was an act?"
"Hey, I've gotten to know you when I was your vassal. You act like you want nothing more then to use others as your play-things. But in reality, when you get close to someone, you really care about them."
"C-care?! Me?! Don't be ridiculous! I'm a demon...!"
"And I'm an angel. Yet that didn't stop me from being consumed with hate and bringing forth unspeakable evil."
"Well..." Pram was at a loss of words.
"You know..." said Joshua, "I really missed you, Pram."
Pram's face got a little red.
"I... Missed you too." Pram said, "...Because I missed teasing you. Nothing more."
Joshua giggled.
"I know." he said.
"...You big dummy..." said the oracle.
"And that's why, to grow healthy and strong, you must harness the power of SARDINES!" Valvatorez said to some other demons.
"How does he make sardines sound so powerful and intimidating?" one demon asked.
"I don't know, but I'm gonna go eat some!" said another.
"Very good!" said the Prinny Instructor, "Soon, you will become a much stronger demon with the help of these amazing fish!"
Soon, however, there was a chuckle nearby. Then came the female voice the chuckle belonged to.
"My my, Valvatorez." said the voice, "You're still on about those fish, aren't you?"
"That voice..." Valvatorez said.
"Damn it! She's here..." said Fenrich.
Suddenly, a bunch of bats came from all over the place, and then clustered together until they formed into a girl with a Gothic dress and two drill-shaped pigtails.
"Celestia Ludenberg..." said Valvatorez, "If that really is your name."
"You still doubt me, Valvey?" said the other vampire.
"Of course!" said the Prinny Instructor, "What demon parents in their right mind would name their daughter after the realm of angels?"
"What do you want with my lord, Ludenberg?" Fenrich asked.
"Can't I say hi to an old friend?" asked Celeste.
"Friend? You spout nothing but lies!" Valvatorez barked, "You gambled my own life to get what you want! That is the act of a common demon, but not the act of a friend!"
"I thought we'd let bygones be bygones." Celestia said, "Besides, didn't I help you out in the end...?"
"I'm grateful that you came back to help me, don't get me wrong. And maybe you do want to make amends for your crimes against me... But you did something I can't easily forgive! You broke a promise! You must never break a promise, or else you will feel the full weight of it in the end!"
"You haven't changed a bit, Valvey." Celeste said, "You were always so strict about promises. But wasn't it because of a promise that you couldn't drink human blood and lost most of your power?"
"That may be true, but even if I can never drink blood again, I will never break my promise! Besides, I have SARDINES!"
"I really wish you could just forget about that promise and go back to your former glory, my lord..." Fenrich said.
"Until I can uphold my promise, I will never drink blood again!" Valvatorez said, "That is final!"
"Very well..." said Fenrich, "All is for my lord."
"And as for you, Ludenberg..." the Prinny Instructor said, "Because you broke your promise, I can't easily forgive you. But if you can promise me that you will never break a promise again... And you keep that promise, then I can still call you my friend. We'll just have to work things out is all."
"And you trust that I'd keep this promise?"
"It's difficult to trust someone like you. But because I want to trust you, I'm giving you the chance to earn it."
"Oh, Valvey... You really are a softy..." Celeste then held her hands up, "Very well. I promise never to break a promise to you..."
"Or anyone else!" Valvatorez cut in.
"...Or anyone else. And as you can see, I did not cross my fingers. This is a real promise."
"Good." said the Prinny Instructor, "Now that that's out of the way, let us enjoy the party."
"Here, here!" said Celeste.
"I'm glad that they finally made up." said a Prinny, "I was afraid things would get ugly..."
"Repeat what you just said, Prinny!" Valvatorez snapped.
"I-I said I was afraid things would get ugly..."
"You fool!" said the Prinny Instructor, "You didn't follow the most elementary of directions! Prinny Rule #1: You will always include the word 'dood' in every line you say!"
"I-I'm sorry, d-d-d-dood...!"
"It's too late!" said Valvatorez, "We will have to reteach you from the ground up! You're going back to Hades!"
"No, dood! I won't forget to say dood anymore, dood!"
DJ Bizznizzle then showed up.
"Hey, Valvas Presley!" he told the Prinny Instructor, "This is a party! I've got a better way to teach this Prinny how to dood like a Prinny without sending him back to Hades. You dig?"
"...Very well." said Valvatorez, "Show us your way to reteach this Prinny."
"Yeah, man!" DJ Bizznizzle cheered.
The floating music note had one of the Picky Prinnies get the song ready, while the others were on stage. But when the song played...
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a...
DJ Bizznizzle had to cut it off.
"The instrumental version, man." said DJ.
"Sorry, dood." said the Picky Prinny.
After fixing the mistake, the Picky Prinnies began singing their version of that song.
Prinnies: Dood, dood, Prinny, dood
I said dood dood, Prinny dood
Dood, dood, Prinny, dood
I said dood dood, Prinny dood
Dood, dood, Prinny, dood
I said dood dood, Prinny dood
Dood, dood, Prinny, dood
I said dood dood, Prinny dood
DJ Bizznizzle: Yeah, now some of you might be wondering
How exactly does one dood dood like a Prinny?
Well, here's how you do it!
Step one
Flap your flippers
Then do a little hop
Step two
Here's what to do
Start twirling like a top
Step three
Just bounce around
and show you're in the mood
Step four
To say hello
And go "dood dood, Prinny, dood!"
Prinnies: Dood, dood, Prinny, dood
I said dood dood, Prinny dood
Dood, dood, Prinny, dood
I said dood dood, Prinny dood
Dood, dood, Prinny, dood
I said dood dood, Prinny dood
Dood, dood, Prinny, dood
I said dood dood, Prinny dood
Dood, dood
You've got to
You've got to
Dood, dood
I said dood, dood, Prinny, dood
Dood, dood
You've got to
You've got to
Dood, dood
I said dood, dood, Prinny, dood
DJ Bizznizzle: Yeah, so you know how to say dood like a Prinny, I see
But is that all you can do?
Usalia, please come to the stage!
Step one
Throw your paws up
And point them to the sky
Step two
Drop to the floor
And hop from side to side
Step three
Just bounce around
And move your bunny hips
Step four
Go crazy now
And say "plip, plip, bunny, plip!"
Usalia and DJ: Plip, plip, bunny, plip
I said plip plip, bunny, plip
Plip, plip, bunny, plip
I said plip plip, bunny, plip
Plip, plip, bunny, plip
I said plip plip, bunny, plip
Plip, plip, bunny, plip
I said plip plip, bunny, plip
Everyone: Dood, dood
You've got to
You've got to
Dood, dood
I said dood, dood, Prinny, dood
Dood, dood
You've got to
You've got to
Dood, dood
I said dood, dood, Prinny, dood
Dood, dood!
"Dood, dood, Prinny, dood! I said dood, dood, Prinny, dood!" singed the Prinny Valvatorez previously scalded.
"I see... If the song gets stuck in their head, no Prinny would ever forget to say 'dood' in every line they say. I should use this in my teachings!"
"You got it, Valvas Presley!" said DJ Bizznizzle, "I'll send you a CD the Picky Prinnies and I recorded."
"Dood, dood, Prinny, dood! I said dood, dood, Prinny, dood!" the Prinny sung again.
Meanwhile, Junko and her gang continued more of their despair pranks.
"Excuse me, sir." Kawaii Junko said to a demon, "There seems to be something on your face..."
Out of nowhere, Junko punched that demon in the face.
"IT WAS PAIN!" said Rockstar Junko, as she ran off laughing.
"CURSE YOU, JUNKO!" yelled the demon.
"Here, sir." said Kokichi, who had his hands on a chair, "You must have a headache. How about you have a seat?"
"Thanks, I could really use one..."
But as the demon sat down, an airbag popped out of the seat and launched him into the ceiling.
"Yes! It works!" cried Mao, as he gave Kokichi a high five, and they both ran off laughing.
"DAMN IT ALL!" yelled the demon, who's head was stuck in the ceiling.
Nearby, another demon was getting annoyed as well. That demon was the Overlord of Rich Prick himself, Byakuya Togami.
"Hey, look!" said a nearby demon, "It's that douche, Togami! I wonder if he still needs someone to 'grab his Baals!'"
He and some other demons burst into laughter afterwards.
"I told you it was a bad idea to come here, sir..." said Togami's servant, Dio.
"I know..." said Togami, "But I really thought people would forget about that..."
"I would think it would take some time after your death before anyone forgets about that." Dio said, "Besides, the video's on NetherTube."
"Curse that Kokichi!" said Togami, "If I had the will and energy, I'd find a way to get back at him..."
"That would be quite the feat, sir." said Dio.
"I know..." said Togami, "That's why I'm not going to waste my time right now... I'll just enjoy my wine..."
But as Togami took a drink, he immediately spit it out.
"The hell?!" Togami said, "This isn't wine! It's..."
"Vinegar!" he heard Kokichi's voice say from a distance, and afterward, his laughter.
"CURSE YOU, KOKICHI!"
Junko and Mukuro were near one of the cakes some demons were enjoying. Mukuro was currently pointing a rocket launcher at it.
"Do I really need to do this...?" Mukuro asked, "It's such a nice cake..."
"For the sake of despair, yes!" said Junko, "Blast that cake into everyone's faces!"
"I don't know if I can go through with this..."
"Then I'll help you." said Junko, "Think of someone you really can't stand, and pretend they're the cake."
"I can't think of anyone..." said Mukuro.
"Pretend it's someone who killed Naegi..."
"He's not in this story..."
"Oh, right... Pretend it's someone you had to kill back in the Fenrir Army..."
"That was a life or death situation, unlike right now. And that cake doesn't look treatening in the slightest..."
"Alright, you leave me no choice..." Junko said, "Think of how Kodaka treats you as a character..."
With a loud scream, Mukuro pulled the trigger and blew the cake into smithereens. The demons who were enjoying it looked very upset. However, the true despair came from Mukuro herself, who just broke into tears.
"WHY DOES KODAKA HATE ME SO...?!"
"Well, that escalated quickly..." Junko said, as she patted her sisters back, "There there, sis. Let I all out..."
"AM I ONLY A PLOT DEVICE TO YOU?! IS THAT ALL I AM?! SOMEONE JUST TO KILL OFF FOR A PLOT TWIST?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET AN OFFICIAL UNDESGUISED SPRITE, OR THE SCREENTIME I DESERVED!"
"You're not the only character Kodaka did that to..." Junko said.
"BUT I WAS THE FIRST CHARACTER HE DID THAT TO!" cried Mukuro, "I'M HARDLY SEEN AS A CHARACTER IN KODAKA'S EYES! I'M PRACTICALLY JUST A PROP!"
Mukuro cried some more, while Junko comforted her, despite enjoying her sisters despair.
"More sweetcorn!" Poo yelled, "Bring me more sweetcorn!"
Poo grew significantly. He was about the size of a refrigerator now. And what's worse, he was going through his rebellious stage.
"You heard my baby!" said Miu, "Bring him more sweetcorn!"
"We're all out!" said Morishige, "The only sweetcorn we have left is the ones that became the sh*t-heap's teeth!"
"This is getting more and more bizarre by the minute..." said a nervous Ki-Bo.
"I want sweetcorn NOW!" said Poo, "BRING ME MORE SWEETCORN!"
As if his anger was effecting him, Poo began growing again, and at a rapid pace.
"Oh God, no...!" said Morishige.
"Alright, everyone..." said Mao, "We have less then an hour left until the bomb goes off. We better do our last set of pranks before we evacuate everyone."
"The pranks were fun and all, but just didn't have the amount of despair I was looking for..." said Junko, "I want to see terror and fear in everyone's eyes. I want to see the expression of everyone wanting to run away as if they were in danger. I want to see them all screaming..."
As if on cue, Miu ran out of a room screaming. Following was Ki-Bo flying out with his jetpack.
"Emergency! Emergency!" he yelled.
Next was Morishige and Nekomaru.
"EVERYBODY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Nekomaru yelled.
"What?! What is it?!" asked Nico.
"It's SHIIIIIIIIIII...!" (Big Sh*t Count: ERROR! ERROR! MALFUNCTION DETECTED! IN NEED OF REPAIR!)
Next, breaking through the doorway was a colossal monster made of poo. He had corn for teeth, and an angry expression. All the guest looked absolutely terrified.
"...That'll work." Junko said.
"Looks like we'll have to evacuate everyone a little early." Kokichi said.
"Agreed." said Mao.
"EVERYONE, OUT OF THE CASTLE!" the three of them yelled in unison.
Everyone ran out of the castle screaming. Morishige was the last one out... Or at least he would have been, if Nico didn't slam the door into his face.
"Morishige, you stay in there and clean up that mess!" Nico said.
"What?!" said Morishige, who tried to open the door, only to discover it was locked, "NO! DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE WITH THIS THING!"
The janitor then noticed a huge shadow over him, and he began to turn around slowly and meet the eyes of the giant poo monster, who then cleared his throat and did some vocal exercises before showing off his surprisingly great singing voice.
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my sh*t at you!
A huge supply of tish
comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat
You little tw*t?
The giant poo monster then took a large supply of sludge and threw it at the janitor.
"NOOOOOOOO!" yelled Morishige, as the giant glob struck him, and the Great Mighty Poo let out a malicious laugh.
Can Morishige stop the Great Mighty Poo, or is the janitor literally in deep sh*t? Find out in Overlord Nico Post Chapter 3: Morishige vs The Great Mighty Poo!
Well, things got real crazy, didn't they? It seems Part Three of this story ended up having it's own name. The janitor will have to clean the biggest mess of his life, and his name is the Great Mighty Poo.
Now, If you're wondering were I stand on the fandom of Teen Titan's Go, I'm personally not a fan, but I'm not a complete hater, either. I only enjoyed 5/200 of the episodes, and the rest were either bland, disgusting, highly offensive, and/or just plain stupid to the point to where it insulted my intelligence. But I'm not going to keep bashing on it's existence anymore, especially since I can enjoy watching the original Teen Titans whenever I want. Plus, since Teen Titans Go introduced me to B.E.R., and had one episode that wasn't just good, but absolutely fantastic, I can appreciate the show a little bit.
Where the idea of Miu and Nekomaru raising Baby Poo, who would soon grow up to be the Great Mighty Poo, actually came from a friend of mine who played Conker's Bad Fur Day, and joked about Nekomaru one day making his own Great Mighty Poo. As for why Miu's the mother, well that's because the Great Mighty Poo is foil-mouthed, and Miu has a strange habit of taking pictures of her stool, so it seemed like the perfect choice.
Now then, there's only one more Post Chapter for this arc, but there will be more Post Chapters for different arcs, so this won' be the end of the Post Chapters. However, there's a good chance that after part three and most likely after I finished up Gemini Gates, I might get to work on starting Season 2. We'll just have to see how it all works out. But until then, stay classy, everyone.