Hey guys! I know an update already! I'm home alone again! Since it's still the holidays my parents are out more often so I'm home alone more hahaha lol I hope that's a good thing for you guys And ta for all the reviews, and I kind of based Emmett's line 'Are you being egg racist?!' on me and my friends, we do it all the time when we cook something and someone says it's burnt and black so they can't eat it we yell 'ARE YOU BEING …. RACIST?! YOU VILE HUMAN BEING! YOU DISGUST ME!' Anyhoo on with the fic!

This chapter is dedicated to my 209th reviewer, *drum roll* LunaEvanna Longbottom, I'm dedicating each chapter to the reviewer that ends in my fave number, 9 : ) so the next will be to reviewer number 19 XD

Chapter 26.

Millie's POV.

"MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!" Rosalie and Jasper were yelling. Oh Lord give me strength.

I saw Rosalie first, she had bright red jogging pants on which were probably around 8 sizes too big for her and only came to her pale shins, they had stains all over them and a big rip, she had bright socks on which were very long and colorful, one was bright pink with yellow stripes and the other was bright blue with green spots. Her sneakers were probably originally white but were brown with mud and had rips in them. She had an oversized white t-shirt on that was probably even a little baggy for Emmett, it was covered in mud and grass stains and was that blood? She had a bright orange sweat band at her hairline; her hair was shaggy and full of leaves. She should have looked a mess but looked stunning.

Then I saw Jasper, he had dark purple very tight leather pants on which had silver chains hanging from the pockets, knee high black converse on that probably took a half hour to tie up. They ad skulls all over them. He had a black tank top with a blood red anti-Christ sign on it, over that a big black leather jacket with spikes, studs and silver chains all over it. He had a black and white bandana in his straightened hair; it was all over one eye in the classic emo style. He had guy liner on too. I nearly fainted at the sight of them both.

They bowed whilst walking down the stairs, Edward followed them, his nose high in the air that really took me away, and he was dressed in full pharaoh attire, the hat and everything. The robes hung loosely over him, exposing a bit of skin but not enough. STOP IT MILLIE! Following him was little Alice.

She looked magnificent, she was wearing a great Queen Elizabeth the first style dress, it was all green with red and pink patterns sewed into it, and she had the neck ruffles, the jewellery the lot.

"Bow to me peasants!" They both ordered.

Suddenly everyone bowed. Alice and Edward glared at me when I didn't.

"I am not bowing for anybody let alone a couple of insane teenagers!" I spat.

"Insane? Look who's talking'" I heard Emmett mutter and I shot a glare his way.

"I SAID BOW!" Alice growled.

"Women don't bow, they curtsey." I said smugly.

"That's why she told you to bow." Jasper smirked back at me.

"Why are you all doing this? Do you enjoy making me uncomfortable? Making me not feel welcome in your home?" I tried to guilt trip them all.

"To answer your questions, because it's fun, Yes and you're not making us feel welcome in our own home so why should we make you feel welcome?" Rosalie sneered at me, hands on hips.

"Listen to me little madam, you're not big and you're not clever, just another pretty face, that will get used and then thrown away like garbage by some man you think loves you when all he wants is a good time." I yelled in her face.

Fear flashed across her face, and hurt.

She immediately composed herself but I could see my words had affected her greatly.

"Oh yeah? Well maybe he already has!" She screamed at me and ran upstairs.

"You bitch!" Emmett growled and ran after her.

"I think I made my point clear." I smiled smugly and sat down on the sofa, everyone was staring at me in shock.

"What? Didn't think anyone could stand up to the Queen Bee? Well maybe you're all just as pathetic as her." I sneered.

"You don't know what that poor girl's been through Millie, how dare you." Carlisle glared at me, making an appearance from his office.

"Well someone had to do it." I tried to smile seductively.

He looked like he was about to barf.

"Children, you have the rest of the week of school, they're having those exams that you did back in Texas so you don't need to go in." He smiled at them.

"Yay!" Nessie grinned evilly at me.

I gulped.

Emmett's POV.

Rose had finally calmed down and was back to her old self,

"Em?"

"Hmm?"

"I have a plan." She grinned deviously.

"And what might that be?" I chuckled.

"A little thing called Cullen's anything can happen games night." She giggled.

"Hell yes! Dad's working late anyways so it'll be awesome!" I grinned and we went downstairs to tell the others.

We told them all and Millie looked scared, probably because of Rose's face, she was giving her the full death glare, something I only got once a decade maybe.

"Emmett? Can you go into my closet in the compartment is a blow up doll. Can you bring it down?" Alice asked me sweetly.

"Why do you have a doll…" I stopped myself with Alice I didn't even want to know.

I grabbed the doll wondering what the game Alice had thought of was.

We all sat in a circle, boy boy girl girl. I was between Edward and Rosalie.

"Right so, we pass the doll around and you have to kiss a part of its body, after everyone has done that the fun begins." Alice giggled.

I grinned in anticipation.

Alice started by kissing it's hand, Jasper kissed it's nose, Jacob kissed it's cheek, Millie kissed it's lips, Bella kissed it's foot, Edward kissed it's shoulder, I kissed it's ear, Nessie kissed it's forehead, and Rose kissed it's arm, The doll got passed back to Alice. Right now everyone remember where they kissed?" Alice asked. We all nodded. "Good, because now you have to kiss there on the person to your left."

Crap. My niece.

Millie's POV.

I looked to my left, Bella. Where did I kiss again? Oh yeah, the lips. That's fine on with business. WAIT! THE LIPS?! I HAVE TO KISS A GIRL ON THE LIPS! THAT WAS SO AGAINST THE BIBLE!

Everyone groaned.

Alice giggled and kissed Jasper's hand. He smiled at her then grimaced as he faced Jacob,

"I feel like shooting myself." He muttered, scrunched his eyes up and puckered his perfect lips and kissed Jacob on the nose. Jacob was trying not to flinch away; they ended up laughing as soon as it was done. Jacob turned to his left, oh God, me.

He grimaced worse than Jasper and kissed my cheek, his skin was so hot! I mean like boiling! I blushed and then turned to my left.

"NO! ALICE! NO!" Bella moaned, looking at me. I was dying not to cry at the thought of doing this.

"Deal with it you brat." I snapped and kissed her on the lips, it lasted about 6 seconds.

Emmett and Jasper were laughing so loud the house seemed to shake.

"Can I have some did infectant please?" Bella covered her mouth.

Edward was on her left and laughed as she picked up his foot, making him slide on the floor, and kissed it.

He then turned to Emmett.

"Oh sweet Jesus." He pinched the bridge of his nose at Emmett doling a kissy face to him.

"Come on Eddie kins; make it quick before anyone sees us." He said in a squeaky voice batting his eyelashes at him.

"Emmett, I hate you." Edward laughed, pulling at Emmett's shirt, getting to his shoulder.

"Ooo eager! I like it." Emmett said in the girl's voice again. Everyone was laughing at them.

"Quit it!" Edward growled.

"Feisty are we? That's okay baby, I love you just the way you are." He touched his nose playfully.

I swear Edward hissed at him.

Edward tried to grab his shirt again; Emmett slapped his hand like a girl.

This carried on until Edward just grabbed Emmett's shoulder and kissed it, without hesitating.

"That was so manly." Emmett 'swooned'

"You're acting like a girl Emmett!" Rosalie was choking with laughter.

"Am I a purdy girl?" He batted his eyelashes at her.

"Yes Emmett, you're a pretty girl." She clutched her stomach.

Everyone was doubled over laughing at him, apart from me, how could they find that amusing? It was like those transvestites that you see walking down the streets like its normal, it's disgusting.

(This is all Millie's character I swear! I do not agree with any of her shit kay?)

"Right, back to the game!" Alice yelled, still holding in laughs.

Emmett turned to Nessie.

"Aw Jeez, why the ear?" Emmett grumbled. Nessie didn't seem too happy about this either.

But she pulled back her hair and exposed her ear.

Emmett quickly kissed it and shot an apologising look to Edward, oh yes they were twin brother and sister.

Nessie then kissed Rosalie's forehead looking strangely like a mother then Rosalie kissed Alice's arm.

"Everyone have fun?" Alice squealed.

"Only if we can do it again sometime." Emmett said in the girl's voice and winked at Edward.

Edward glared and everyone else laughed at them.

"That game was highly inappropriate." I said, glaring.

"Whatever beanbag face it was fun." Bella grinned.

"What now?" Rosalie asked.

"Truth or Dare." Emmett grinned wickedly.

How was it? I thought it was funny hahaha well I laughed writing it, imagining Emmett and Edward, please review some ideas for games and truth or dares for them.

I just wanted to say I'm not homophobic in any way, my best mate is gay, some of my other friends are either bi or gay and my brother's bi also I don't think that way about transvestites, it's their life so deal with it : )

Review please and if you want the next chapter to be for you make sure you're reviewer number 219 or 229! Xxxxxxxxx