c: Smexy.
Though it wasn't uncommon for a man to feel constantly watched while buying lingerie for his new girlfriend in a shop named 'Le Chica', Reno was certain that someone was lurking behind the racks of black underwear, ogling at his behind. He could just sense these things.
"Hello." A cracked, disturbingly familiar voice made Reno jump and turn 'round in fright.
The fat, dead man from his past was standing before him, gazing down longingly at his chest.
"Hey...Hah...It's the Don! W-who brought you back from the dead?" Reno shifted to one side awkwardly, noticing Don Corneo's beady and lustful eyes follow. He'd never felt more uneasy. Sure, guys had wanted him before, but none of them were dead, woman-hungry, man-hating freaks.
"Cait Sith."
Reno pinched himself. "Y-ya don't say...Hey, um, hold this for me." He squeamishly shoved a pair of black-laced gloves into the Don's outstretched ones. He sadly attempted to put them on, but failed, ripping them until they were a bundle on the tile floor below.
"What the hell do you want with me you psychopath!?" Reno shrieked, clinging to dear life on one of the shelves behind him.
"Your body."
Reno nearly collapsed. His worst nightmare was coming true-he was getting a high-pitched voice, something that only happened during the most severe cases of fear. Which never happened to Reno.
"I-I thought you liked chicks man!" He had no clue what to do next. Until he realised he was in a lingerie store. "Hey look at that sexy girl at the counter! S-she's wearing bunny ears!"
Don Corneo tore off his shirt and threw it to the ground. It was not a pretty sight. "I like men now."
Reno could take no more. Stuffing several pieces of the most pricey lingerie he could find into his jacket, he bolted for the door...And tripped on the sidewalk.
Reno's eyes opened hazily. He was in bed.
It was all just a nightmare. Thank you Shiva...
With a satisfied smile, Reno rolled over to lie on his side.
And saw a huge, naked figure next to him.
Well, disturbing much? xD
I hope I didn't scare you all off... x3