Of Pink Hair and Spanish Flair

I don't own Fairly Odd Parents. Butch Hartman does.

WARNING!: This series is about CupidxJuandissimo. Don't like, don't read.

Relationship: Lovers.

Word: Flirt.

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Oh, no he di'n't!

Cupid's anger burned inside of him as he watched Juandissimo take hold of Wanda's hands and smirk at her with that…that…smirk of his. Nearby, the pink-haired fairy's husband was gritting his teeth in anger, about ready to pounce on Juandissimo. Timmy and Poof weren't anywhere in sight. Weird. Usually they were - Oh, what did Cupid care?! His lover was flirting with another girl! 'I promise I'll stop, mi amor', he said! 'She means nothing to me now', he said!

Oh, he wouldn't want to know what Cupid said behind his back!

The pink-haired God crossed his arms and scowled. If Juandissimo thought that this was ok - running off to flirt with his ex (whom he should've gotten over, like, thousands of years ago!) - then he had another thing coming. Cupid didn't like being second place and he certainly didn't like being ignored. Cupid watched as Juandissimo planted a kiss on Wanda's hand. The God probably should've turned and floated away, let Juandissimo figure out his anger and float after him. Instead, the God just gritted his teeth even more. Wasn't there any part of Juandissimo's brain that screamed, "HELLO? MR. MORON-WHO'S-FLIRTING-WITH-HIS-EX? YOUR LOVER IS PRETTY PEEVED AT YOU RIGHT NOW!"

Obviously not.

Cupid looked over at Cosmo, who was biting the end of his tie in anger. Well, at least he wasn't alone in his anger. The God stared at the green-haired fairy, then glanced at his boyfriend. Juandissimo wasn't even glancing at him - too focused on Wanda. Cupid took another glance at Cosmo. As an idea grew in his mind, he began to smile deviously. If Juandissimo could flirt with people, what was stopping Cupid from doing the same? Besides, after that incident with the love arrow, Juandissimo had seemed to dislike Cosmo even more. So he should. Cosmo had spent an entire day with a love struck Cupid. Cupid glanced at Juandissimo. He was exactly in the Spanish fairy's line of sight. Cupid straightened himself, brushed himself off, fixed his hair and then looked at Cosmo. "Oh, Cosmo!" He called flirtatiously. He took a quick look at Juandissimo. No, nothing yet. Ok, fine. "Cosmo." He called again.

Cosmo glanced at him when he heard him, the end of his tie still in his mouth, squeezing it in both of hands. "Hm?"

Cupid gestured for him to come over with a curl of his finger. Cosmo tilted his head, then removed the tie from his mouth and floated over. "Hi, Cupid."

Cupid grinned, "Hi, Cosmo." He took a strand of Cosmo's hair in his fingers and played with it, as he'd seen Juandissimo do to Wanda. "You look handsome today."

"…You noticed I've been using a new shampoo?!" Cosmo asked happily, as though this was the best thing in the world.

"Oh, uh…" Cupid looked at Juandissimo, then back to Cosmo, "Yeah. It's fabulous."

"Thanks!" Cosmo looked back to Juandissimo and Wanda, "The nerve of that guy…"

"I know, right?" Cupid blurted, hands going to his hips, then stopped himself. Now, now, Cupid, you're supposed to be flirting, not ranting… "Oh, forget them." Cupid put his hand to Cosmo's cheek and turned his head so that he was looking right at the God. Cupid purposely floated closer, bringing his free hand up and resting his chin on it. He glanced at Juandissimo out of the corner of his eye and - Oh, yes. He was looking over at them. Right over Wanda's shoulder. She was talking to him, probably scolding him for flirting, and he was looking over at Cupid, only glancing at her a few times as she spoke. Juandissimo looked over at them with a look of confusion, anger and disgust. Cupid smirked then looked at Cosmo. Cosmo stared at him confusedly, "What're you doing, Cupid?"

"Oh, nothing…" Cupid pretended to be distracted.

From where he floated, Juandissimo squeezed his fists shut in anger. What the heck was Cupid doing? Didn't he remember that they were in a committed relationship? And with Cosmo, of all people! "Oh, Cosmo!" He heard Cupid exclaim, "you're so funny!"

Juandissimo's anger burned and he gritted his teeth. He had never said that to him before. Juandissimo glanced at Wanda and tried to pay attention to her, try to focus on her voice and ignore the fact that his lover was flirting with another man - his 'rival in love'. But Wanda's words went in one ear and out the other and he glanced over her shoulder again. Cupid and Cosmo were giggling together now and Juandissimo's fists squeezed even harder. He looked back to Wanda. Focus on her, Juan…Ignore them…Focus…Focus…No, no, don't look at Cupid and Cosmo again…Focus…Focus…FOCUS, DARN IT!

…Hey! Cupid's playing with Cosmo's tie!…Wait, what?

Juandissimo looked back at the two males. Indeed, Cupid was fiddling with the end of Cosmo's tie. Juandissimo looked at his ex-girlfriend, pretending to listen some more, then…Oh, no way.

Cupid grabbed Cosmo by the tie and pulled him closer, as though he was about to kiss him. "What're ya doing, Cupid?" Cosmo asked.

"Just getting a closer look at your eyes. They're lovely." Cupid flirted, knowing full-well that Juandissimo was watching.

"Thanks! I get 'em from my dad!"

"Same here."

Cosmo's smile dropped. "You get your eyes from my dad? Are you my brother?"

Cupid pretended to find this funny, giggled and lightly hit him on the chest, "No, silly! I get my eyes from my dad!" He giggled again and leaned closer to him, "You're so funny…"

Ok! That was it! God, if Cupid leaned in any closer, he would be kissing Cosmo! Juandissimo put up an index finger, "Sorry, mi bonita, but…I have to go." With that, he zipped passed her and over to where his lover was floating. He crossed his arms, angrily cleared his throat - purposely loud - and frowned at them.

Cupid looked at him, then rolled his eyes and smiled at Cosmo, "Sorry, Cozzie. I have to go." He released Cosmo's tie and took hold of his hand, kissing the back of it tenderly. He blew him a kiss, which turned into a little love heart - as they always did when Cupid blew kisses. It floated over to Cosmo, landing on his cheek and fading into his skin. Cosmo smiled. Cupid gave him one last wink before turning and floating away. Juandissimo gritted his teeth, angered that Cupid hadn't said a word to him, and followed.

Cosmo waved at Cupid as he left, "Bye, Cupid!"

Wanda floated over to her husband and raised an eyebrow, "What was that about?"

Cosmo grinned at her, "I think Cupid wants to be my friend again!"

Wanda just stared confusedly at her husband. With the way Cupid had been talking to him, it seemed like he wanted to be…more then a friend…

…

Juandissimo was as steamed as a boiling carrot as he followed Cupid back to his mansion. How could Cupid do that? He had…flirted with Cosmo! Of all people! The fairy Juandissimo absolutely despised! How could he do that to him?! Cupid knew how much Juandissimo disliked Cosmo! Did he not remember that they were supposed to be in a committed relationship?!

Cupid hummed cheerfully as they approached the front doors. The nerve of the guy…humming cheerfully while Juandissimo was obviously upset with him. The God took his heart-shaped key out of his pocket and pushed it into the lock, just as Juandissimo hand shot passed Cupid's ear and slammed against the door. Cupid paused, then looked over his shoulder, "Something wrong, Juan?" He asked, voice eerily sweet.

"What was that?"

"What was what?"

"You and Cosmo!" Juandissimo exclaimed. "Do not tell me you actually have feelings for him!"

Cupid shrugged, "Maybe."

"Maybe?! Cupido, I thought we were dating! How could you possibly have sentimientos románticos for Cosmo?!"

Cupid purposely pouted innocently, "Are you upset with me, Juan?"

Juandissimo spluttered, "Yes!"

"Well, good." Cupid frowned. "Now you know how I feel about you and Wanda."

Juandissimo paused and his frown fell. Cupid raised an eyebrow, waiting for him to respond, then turned with a little 'Hmph' and unlocked his door. He opened it and floated inside, leaving Juandissimo outside. Slowly, the Spanish fairy brought his hands up and covered his face with them, "Oh, Dios…" Juandissimo floated inside, closed the door, then followed Cupid toward the kitchen. Before Cupid could reach the kitchen, however, Juandissimo grabbed his wrist and twirled him around, then wrapped an arm around his waist and pulled him close.

Cupid crossed his arms, "What?"

"I'm sorry." Juandissimo said right away.

Cupid rolled his eyes, "Yeah, so you've said before."

"Cupid, please." Juandissimo said. "I've told you, I've tried to control myself."

"Yep, so did I. But, ya know, Cosmo was right there…" He trailed off.

"Please," Juandissimo held him closer. "Please don't tell me you actually have feelings for Cosmo."

"Depends. Do you have feelings for Wanda?"

Juandissimo paused and looked away, mouth opening and closing. Did he? His feelings for Wanda had certainly died down a little since he began dating Cupid, but he still longed for her. There was more silence, then Juandissimo muttered, "I…I don't know."

"Hm." Cupid shrugged. "Then I might just have feelings for Cosmo."

Juandissimo's face fell. "Cupido, please. If there is one thing I hate, it is seeing - or even thinking about - you with another man. And…Cosmo? Really?"

"Wanda? Really?" Cupid said in retaliation.

"Mi amor…" Juandissimo sighed and looked away in thought, then looked back at him, "I cannot help it. You know that." Before Cupid could say anything, Juandissimo tucked a strand of pink hair behind his ear, "but I told you I prefer you. I meant that. I will try harder. Harder then before, I promise. I mean, I almost stopped myself this time but…I have urges."

"Wow," Cupid said suddenly, "this is starting to sound like the time Dad gave Anteros and I 'the talk'." Juandissimo cringed slightly at the thought. Cupid raised an eyebrow, "Promise, huh?"

"Si. Promise."

"Because I don't like it."

"I know."

"But you do it anyway."

Juandissimo sighed through his nose, "I know." There was silence before Juandissimo said, awkwardly, "…You don't…really like Cosmo…do you?"

Cupid scoffed, "Oh, please, Juan, I barely like him as a friend."

Juandissimo breathed a sigh of relief, "Gracias a Dios…Please never do that again…"

"Depends if you break your promise. Besides, I do kinda like green eyes." Juandissimo paused and stared at him. Cupid held up an index finger, "But that's no excuse for you to return to me in a few hours with green eyes."

"Because you like purple eyes more?"

"I guess."

Juandissimo grinned in satisfaction, "That, and Cosmo could never have such a fantastic chest, si?" The Spanish man pulled back from his lover and proceeded to rip off his shirt. Cupid frowned at him. After a few moments of uncomfortable silence, Juandissimo poofed another shirt back on. He took hold of Cupid's hands and kissed his fingers, muttering, "Te amo, Cupido…" against them. Then he pulled Cupid to him and pressed a kiss to his lips. When he pulled back, he smirked and pressed his forehead to Cupid's, "See? Cosmo could never kiss you like that."

"Pfft. I doubt he would. He may be an idiot, but he still loves Wanda."

"Just as I love you." Juandissimo said happily, kissing Cupid's fingers again.

"Besides," Cupid said. "I like men with more muscle anyway." He poked Juandissimo on the bicep and Juandissimo smirked and hugged his lover tightly. See? He knew spending time in the gym, working out, would pay off. Pfft. And no one believed him…Pfft!

"…Mi amor…"

"Hm?"

"Please, do not ever call him 'Cozzie' again."

Cupid shrugged, "Alright, that I can agree to."

Juandissimo grinned and pulled the God into another kiss.

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Author's note:

The first Of Pink Hair and Spanish Flair one-shot for 2013 and it's filled with fake CupidxCosmo, promise-breaking/jealous Juan and plenty o' kissing.

…How kind I am to you all.

Maybe this was just an excuse to write about these four and their weird…love square thing-y. Oh, well. At least the one-shot features my four favourite magical characters.

This is the second time I have gotten a review that reminded me of an old story I forgot to write down. Thank you, CassyG, for reminding me with your review for 'Enough'.

I'm not entirely happy with how this came out, but at least it got me out of - what I like to call - my 'Hephaestus High'. Basically, I've spent a good few hours obsessing over Heph, reading multiple stories about him (most of which I've already read) and having some odd fight scene replaying in my head over and over between Hephaestus and Anti-Hephaestus (who I have yet to introduce to you). They had swords, guys! Swords!

Anyway, a little story for you all. I'll set the scene: my family and I sit down for Christmas dinner. It's been a lovely day so far. Got a couple of FOP DVDs for Christmas, yup, good. Wearing my good ol' pink trilby that I bought a few months ago (just because it reminds me of Timmy). Not very Christmas-y, but oh, well. Pick up the good ol' Christmas cracker and hold it out for my younger-older brother. We pull on both ends and the cracker pops open. I look inside for the trinkets and - What's this? I take out…a purple paper hat! I immediately take off my trilby (which, bear in mind, is also the colour of Cupid's hair - the other reason I bought it) and stare at both hats. The first thought that pops into my head? 'Oh, my God! My Christmas cracker…ships JuandissimoxCupid!…Brilliant!' I then proceed to put paper hat on top of trilby and then put trilby onto head, feeling rather epic while doing so. I was later disappointed to find that my second Christmas cracker did not contain the green hat that I desired (my younger-older brother got that one…Grr…). Anyway, I have now deemed this combination of hats my 'JuandissimoxCupid' hat…which I am wearing right now.

*Sighs* I need a life…