Hello my darling tourists! I'm baaaaaaack! For maybe just one chapter... Sorry? You can blame life throwing curves in every directions these days! Anyway...

Today we see a lot of bold writing (because I can't see to stop myself) and a lot of nothing! ... And maybe some blood in the end!

Enjoy, ta-ta!

(Preps stop flaming the story ok! If you don't like the story then go fuck yourself you fucking prep! You suck! Oh yeah and I wasn't being racist ok!)

Chapter 26.

AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1(It's been years since she wrote this and we still flame it! What does that tell you?) if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep!(I don't think it's possible to even fuck myself... Anyway! I'm not a prep.) U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11(Ok. Whatever.)

A few mutates (So now we have mutants! Awesome! ... I think she meant "minutes". Shut up Draco! You don't know what you're saying.) later Vampire came 2 da tree.(How did he find the tree? Is it like a specific tree? Does it glow? Multicoloured? I know! I spits fire!) He was wearing a blak leather jackson,(So he was wearing someone's skin! Made of leather! ... Now I have an idea ... Hey! Little Timmy! Come on! Let's go skin someone!) black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.(7 words right out of 8! She's improving!)

"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob.(You have got to be kidding me.) Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me.(He hugged her sexily? *Looks at Draco ... Back at the screen* What? I'm just trying to imagine a sexy hug... It's not happening.) I started to cry tears of blood (I honestly hope that she dies from blood loss soon.)and then told them what happened.(But it was a dream!)

"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily.(Ok. Calm down.) He4 started to cry sadly.(What is with everyone crying in this piece of sh*t!) "What fucking dick did that!"(Oh. I don't know. Maybe a guy with a gun.)

"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor."(Dumbledore and Voldemort get apprentices but I can't! This is so unfair... again.)

We ran out of the tree (CRASH! SNAP! ... There goes their legs! BWAHAHAHA)and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.(Let's retrace our steps: Top of the tree, inside the castle and then inside Dumbledore's office. All in about tree seconds. ... IMPOSSIBLE!)

"Sire (Google? Definition: The male parent of an animal. So... Dumbledore is his "sire"? Interesting...) are dads have been shot!" (IT WAS A DREAM! Get it through your skull!)Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face.(So, Vampire/Harry and Ebony/Enoby/Whatever else, they are wiping his tears.) "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."(Nooooo. It was just a dream.)

Dubleodre started to cockle.(O... K...) "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional?"(*Holds my laughter* So she can divide herself. I wonder which side of her gets the brains... Probably none.)

I glared at Dumbledore.(Four words right! Let's go celebrate! I'm sure that I could find a beer somewhere...)

"Look motherfucker." (Look b*tch! You can't talk to Dumbledore that way!)he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter)(I have no idea what Maudite is saying in the parenthese... Something like "See is that too of cracker" which really makes no sense.). "U know very well that I'm not decisional.(Which means that she should never make a decision.) Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series(She's thinking of making a series! QUICK! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! AND YOUR MOTHERS AND FATHERS! ... Actually, I think it would be so much essier to just hide the whole fucking world.) and Lucian- pornto!"(I think she meant pronto. I even checked Google to see if pornto was a real word... It's not. Now I am extremelly disapointed.)

"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"(Good question.)

I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon."(I think she wants to say "London" but I'm gonna go with "Long-Dong".) I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff.(I love the description of what he did!) After a few mistunes (He missed the tunes because Maudite took them away.) he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. (What did he call him on? I know! His patronus mobile!) He said that they had been found.(But they'd never been shot! OMG! The drama...) Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together.(I just don't know what I want to say right here so I'm just rambling because I feel like it! It's so much fun not paying attention to the story because right now my head hurts. Sorry, but just to point out something: This paragraph is a whole lot of nothing just like I'm typing right now.) I went with Draco to wait in the nurses office (Thought you said you were going to your room. YOU'RE GROUNDED!) while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room.(HE'S GROUNDED TOO!) We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed(Oh my...) eyes. (...God.) Then, we kissed.(For F*ck sake's! You're in the hospital wing waiting for people! STOP THAT!) Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers(They probably could have levitated them all the way there... Seriously, it's a MAGIC school.)… … … … … … … … … .(Oh my God... The suspence is killing me...)and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1(Why? Was she on a stretcher too? Or was she walking behind them? Tell me! The suspence is too much... NOT! If it were up to me this story would have burst into flames a long time ago.)

(My turn! My turn! Nanananananana)

I looked at Professor Sinister and asked how she was feeling. When she turned her head to look at me I could see that her eyes where a little cloudy and very slowly she lifted a very, very large butcher knife!

Someone else's point of view (because I'm lazy and can't decide who's): Surprisingly enough, the idiot girl hadn't even moved! She just stood there watching the knife move higher and higher in puzzlement! No one else was paying it any mind as there were patients to attend too but this was entertaining enough for me to actually conjure a chair, some popcorn to sit down and watch.

The knife was as high as the teacher could get it now and then, in one single movement, she brought it down! Right into that idiot of a child's chest! And again, and again, and again... It was raining blood and there was a big puddle of the stuff on the floor when finally the other people looked up and saw what was going on. They just turned back to the other patients and let Professor Sinister have his/her (because I don't know in this story. I know in the books though!) fun!

Such wonderful entertainment!