There once was a girl named Kagamin
There once was a girl named Kagamin,
Who woke up after some yawning,
She got out of bed,
Slipped and fell on her head,
What a way to start a Sunday morning.
She got ready and walked down the stairs,
To the kitchen, for toast to prepare,
But she waited too long,
Thus it made quite a pong,
And the toaster looked like a lit flare.
So instead she poured out cereal,
Frosted Flakes and milk, for real,
But she realised too late,
The milk's out of date,
And tasting it made her feel ill.
Then Inori walked over to greet her,
She said, "Hey sis, good to see ya,
"By the way, don't gurgle,
"That milk, or you'll hurl!"
Kagami thought, 'Yeah, thanks sister...'
She then went upstairs to study,
The questions were quite hardy,
But she did them just fine,
And in two hours time,
She played to stop being so grouchy.
She played on the Playstation 2,
A starship fighter she flew,
She did very well,
Reached the final stage; Hell,
Losing now would be a taboo.
But then her mobile rang,
Which put her off, her ship went BANG!
She had almost finished,
But her luck had diminished,
And her teeth looked as though they grew fangs.
She answered the phone, irritated,
Her tsundere mode activated,
She said, "Who is this?"
With a snake like hiss,
An answer she impatiently waited.
As expected, it was Konata,
And she had something to ask her,
Kami said, "Which sum?"
Konna said, "Question one!"
The blunette was such a bother...
Kagami switched off the phone,
She sighed and then she groaned,
She helped Konna again,
Questions one through ten,
She needed to vacate to Rome.
Then Tsukasa entered her room,
Made her a sandwich; ham and mushroom,
What a nice treat,
After such a feat,
It would be gobbled up any time soon.
But she was concerned about her weight,
After that sandwich she ate,
When she hopped on the scales,
She felt like a whale,
'Two pounds extra,' she thought, 'oh great'.
So she began to take off her clothes,
To reduce that weight she loathed,
But her father stepped in,
Just as poor Kagamin,
Took off her panties; the last of her wardrobe.
Dad closed the door and said 'SORRY',
Whilst she replied, 'DON'T WORRY',
Though she felt less-than-good,
With her maidenhood,
In front of a man, oh golly.
She then put her clothes back on,
Whistling an embarrassing song,
Imagine if it were,
Konna's dad who spied on her,
That would be, like, so wrong!
She then turned on her PC,
Sitting down and waiting with glee,
For the desktop screen,
Showed Hwoarang wearing jeans,
She thought, damn, he was so sexy!
Kagami played the RPG,
With her friends, except Miyuki,
She played Solitaire,
Minesweeper and Pairs,
But nothing online, you see.
The group ventured inside a cave,
They fought succubi and their slaves,
They had plenty of fun,
When they eventually won,
Was a good time to cheer and rave.
But Kagami then found this ring,
After some major looting,
The item was cursed!
It couldn't be worse!
It turned her into a goblin!
She was the laughing stock of the game,
That stupid old ring was to blame,
So the angry teen,
Switched off the screen,
Before she turned insane.
The rest of the day was normal,
Dinner, then bed, just the usual,
But she felt really bothered,
From the Sunday she suffered,
She wanted to go back to school.
But her mobile phone went a-bleeping,
The moment she started sleeping,
She turned it on from her bed,
Was a text message, that read:
'See you tomorrow, Gobbymin!!'