Apologies

They found Mamoru/Mai in the living room face down in the carpet having the most classic three-year old tantrum known to man. She/he was actually causing the walls to pulsate with her anger.

The mother bravely stepped in to the room. Everyone else too chicken-shit to try... She walked over to the flailing body and said in a firm voice. "Stop this at once!"

Mai's crying got louder and strangely more fake…

"Enough! Or you won't get your hug!"

Mai looked up eyes large, tears glistening and bottom lip quivering. Everyone outside the room stepped back even more. Puppy dog looks like that were lethal! Naru actually turned away from the room all together!

"Don't you want me anymore Mommy?" Asked Mai/Mamoru.

"Oh baby!" The tearful mother gathered up Mai and the squished her into a hug that suddenly buried her face deeply into the plump mother's bosom. The team began to get afraid that Mai's body would die of suffocation!