Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers. Only the plot and OCs.

So yeah, I'm doing another short challenge on the blogs. Have them here as well.

NOPES (oh my god they actually spell Nopes, gah I can't stop laughing). Smokescreen, Outrider, Hammerdown, Elita One, Jolt. #39. "If you get arrested, I don't know you." #18. "I only fed them once!"


If anybot had bothered to ask Smokescreen before it happened he might have been able to come up with some sort of plausible explanation. Granted, it still would have been a long shot, but pit he at least could have come up with something better then this.

"I only fed them once!" He shouted up from the hole he had both literately and metaphorically dug around himself this evening, and yes, yes he did know how much of a slaggin' pore excuse that was.

He did not need Outrider and Hammerdown standing on the rim of the burrow staring down at him with matching looks of both frustration and amusement.

"Oh yeah, sure." Hammer snarked down at him with a twinkle in his dark optics and a smirk on his face.

"Because only feeding them once will make them cling to the outside of our ship and make them follow you half way across the galaxy. That makes perfect sense, Smokey." Outrider finished with a look of his own.

Frankly, Smokescreen wanted to punch him a bit. He hoped the seething glare he was shooting up at them was at least some what doing the trick of portraying that but quite honestly it was hard to be intimidating with luminescent floating space bunnies swimming through the air around you while the baby of the group gnawed on his chevron.

Elita, standing off to the side of his two fellow scouts, had a similar look on her faceplate. Hers was a little more pinched though. No doubt already knowing how Prowl and Ratchet were going to handle this.

Yeah … Smokey could already hear the lecture.

"Smokey," Elita sighed, optics locked on the floating puffs of silver and pink.

"I know, I don't care." He shot back, trying his best to ignore Jolt as the small blue mech edged his way down into the burnt out hole. Mainly because he did need help and didn't want to admit it.

"If you get arrested, I don't know you." Hammer shot down at him his smirk growing.

"Because Prowl is so going to flip out." Rider added.

"Can he even arrest anybot anymore?" Hammer suddenly asked. "We don't really have Enforcers anymore."

"Oh the two of you just shut up." Smokey sighed, waiting in the cloud of floating bunnies for Jolt to come down and save him.


I love these dorks.