Lenny: Sorry about how short the last chapter was. Luckily though, I didn't get caught!
Jack: -still locked up in his room. He'll be there the rest of the chapter so I won't have to keep writing this.- Your just lucky mom didn't catch you hiding aliens in the garage. Although, when dad sees what they did to his car...
Lenny: -nervous laugh- Heh, alright! Going on to the first question, it's from MyWhiteLady:
Hmm...
mutated penguin-pineapple army? Sounds good. Tak - If I'm
going to die, I might as well live my life to the end. x3 -runs
to
deviantart to post more zatr pics-
Dib - What was so scary about
the room with a moose:S
Zim - Who would you say is your favorite
character from the show (BESIDES
yourself)?
Lenny - Where is
this 'outside'?! I MUST JOIN HIM... Just to give me
SOMETHING to
do.. otherwise I'll have to help my neighbor walk her poodle.
8S
Evil.
Everyone - What's your FAVORITE quote from the show:3
Zim: So your okay with the pineapple-penguin army plan?
Tak: The more ZATR pics you post, the more painful your death is going to be!!
Dib: You should have been there!!! The moose was eating WALNUTS!! Walnuts...-goes into fetal position-
Zim: Besides MYSELF?! Who's better than the almighty ZIM!!!
Lenny: There's the third person again...
Zim: Hmmm, someone besides me? Well, it would have to be my Tallsests. They gave me the opportunity to prove myself again and that's just what I'll do once the pineapple-penguin army plan goes into effect!
Red and Purple: -trying to hold in their laughter as best they can-
Lenny: Uh, 'outside' is our backyard...or what USED to be our backyard.
Dib: It's just a barren wasteland now. Your pool even evaporated!
Lenny: I know and it's been so hot out lately, living with a pool with no water SUCKS!!!
Zim: My favorite quote is something I said of course! "Why am I SO amazing?"
Dib: My favorite quote comes from-
Lenny: You?
Dib: Yes. "THEY'RE COMING!! THEY'RE COMING!!!"
Tak: This isn't really me talking but it's my personality downloaded into the ship so, I say it counts. "Get your filthy alien meat out of the cockpit!"
Red: My favorite quote is " You! Save the doughnuts!"
Purple: Mine is "It's not stupid-it's advanced."
Gaz: "You voice is stupid!"
Lenny: It's not really a quote, more like a song but it's my favorite anyway; "Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa or be crushed! Be crushed! By...his jolly boots of Doom!"
Jack: Screw quotes, I liked it when things blew up!
Lenny: Even watching t.v. he's a maniac. Anyway, the next questions are from Zim'sMostLoyalServant:
Jack:-in
case he's not in jail or the nuthouse or something-YOU IDIOT!
You
weren't supposed to burn down everything YET! Now you've upset
the plan's
whole timetable. YOU MUST PAY!-hits Jack with bat
"borrowed" from
jellymaster-
Dib: How is it, with a
head that big, that you are so STUPID!? You may have
stood a
chance against the Master before, but not now. To defeat him,
you'd
have to get past MyWhiteLady's army of mutant pineapples,
ItsukaFuuryu's army
of penguins, Black Omochao's army of omochaos,
the Master's fangirls(Teya
Yashitoda, Butterfly's Shadow, and
anyone else I'm missing)and finally, me and
my army of elite
Cyborg-Demons(that I've been secretly building for the past
few
months). So just GIVE UP ALREADY!! Let me spell it out for you: You.
Can.
Not. Win. Soon, this pitiful planet will belong to the
almighty Irken Empire,
and those of us who helped it happen will
have seats of power in the new
regime(by which I mean the Dance
Club Planet).
Wow, that was long. Oh well.
Zim'sMostLoyalServant
signing off.
Jack: -gets hit with bat and passes out-
Lenny: About time someone shut him up!
Dib:...That was long. Ahem, I WILL stop all of you and Zim!!! My dad has the proper equipment so,-
Gaz: Dad's away trying to turn super toast into 'Ultra-Toast'. He won't be back until next year.
Dib:...NOOOOO!!!! ALL HOPE IS LOST!!!!!
Zim: About time you realized that human!! This time YOU CANNOT WIN!!!! THE DANCE CLUB PLANET WILL RISE AND SOON, EVERYBODY WILL BE DANCING!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-cough, cough,-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenny: Um, can someone knock me out also so that I don't have to hear anyone laugh that loud anymore?
Jack: -who has awoken and has also mysteriously gotten out of his room- I'll be glad to!! -whacks Lenny with the Aim and flame he used to burn his door down-
Lenny: -passes out-
Jack: HA!! I'm back in the spotlight!!
Zim: With you here, I might not live long enough to go through with my plans!!
Jack: Just be thankful no one has given me a flamethrower or any other dangerous weapon yet! Now, this next question is from Alice.In.Reality:
Okay,
i only one questions today! gasp
Jack: Have you ever been to
Toledo, Oregon? Someone is going around setting
people's lawn's on
fire, Including on of my friends .
whoever it was also set
her porch on fire, was that you?
Jack: Hmmm...let me check to see if I have been to Oregon. -checks a list of places he's been to and burned down- Toledo, Oregon...um, nope! Haven't been there yet! But I better go up there soon cuz I have to kill the person who's using my Fire to hurt others!!
Red: What, WE don't count?!
Jack: I never actually hurt you guys now did I?
Everybody:...
Jack: Exactly! Now, next question is from Black Omochao:
HELLO
EVRYONE IM BACK!. Questions for Jack: Ok I hope your done
burning things becuse I stile think Questions for Lenny: Just take the weak
er I mean strong Pokemon. Questions for Gir: You never tolde
me what your favret Pokemon is please tell Questions
for Zim: Ok Il giv you some reasons you should jone the Omochao
1: Questons for Dib: soon you will die as soon as
I make my new Kill-ifire ray. Questions for Gaz: I WILL KILL
YOU AND YOU KNOW WHY BECUSE YOUR A MEAN PURSON Questons for Tak: You will
die!. Questons for red and Purple: I cant think of enything.
you shuld know that your
Charizard I gave you knows Blastburn the most
pumerfull fire atack
a Pokemon can lirne!.
me.
thay are made of indestructible metal 2: thay have the power to
annoy Peaple
to death 3: thay are cool, well those are all the
reasons I can think of oh
and thay can also fly well I hope you
deside to jowne the Omochao, oh and also
you never tolde me your
favret Pokemon.
AND I WONTE REST
INTIL YOUR DEAD HA HA HA HA!.
Jack: Sweet! I'll try that move out later!!
Zim: Lenny's unconsious right now. Ask again later.
Gir: Um...THE BLUE ONE!!!!!
Zim: I don't have a favorite pokemon. And I already decided to merge together the pineapple, penguin, fangirls, and new cyborg-demons together to make one HUGE, UNSTOPPABLE army!!! If we merge your omochaos together, the army will have stronger defences!!!!
Dib: Why are you so bent on killng me?! What did I do!!!??
Tak: Your the one who's gonna die!!
Jack: Okaay, a LOT of death talk going on here. Now,-Oh! We have a new person!! These questions are from Pinkachu:
Gir:WHY
DOSE EVRYONE THINK YOUR SO CUTE!? I LIKE PIGYS Tak:WHY
DOSE MIMI HAVES A GINTE HAND!?
Gir: CUZ...I DON'T KNOW!!!! PIGGIES!!!!
Tak: Mimi's hand is big because I made it that big. End of story.
Jack: That got the point across. Well, sadly I'll have to end this now.
Zim: Why? There are PLENTY more questions for us!!
Jack: Cuz I have to go hide my unconsious brothers body before mom gets home and you all have to hide somewhere OTHER than the garage!
Red: And YOU have to find a replacement door since you burned yours down, right?
Jack: Yes, that too. Now everybody, OUT NOW!!!! Until next time people!!
