In honor of Mother's Day!
DAILY CONVERSATIONS
"Izumi, what are you doing?"
"What, this?"
"Yeah."
"It's for my mother."
"...you have a mother?"
"No, I was born under a rock. Yes, I have a mother."
"Geez, no need to be snippy. What's wrong with you today?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"Insensitivity?"
"No kidding."
"Hey, that was mean."
"Just remember, Kouji...you're the one who admitted it."
"Yeah, yeah. So why are you writing your mother a card?"
"Because if I call her, she'll ask me why I don't have a boyfriend yet."
"..."
"At least this way, she'll be too focused on the pretty card to remember that I'm single."
"Supposedly. You know, there's an easier way to get her off your back."
"Yeah, I know."
"So?"
"Not yet."
"...when are you going to tell her?"
"Probably on Christmas."
"Be sure to put lots of pillows on the floor, then."