Total Tortimer Island

by MichaelS2018

A series based on the Total Drama series, but starring Animal Crossing characters. Twenty-two villagers are stranded on a very large island of Tortimer. Tortimer hosts the series. They will compete for challenges. One villager will be voted off, and go home with nothing. In the end, only one villager will win one million Bells.

26. Triathlon of the Villains

Total Tortimer Island

Episode XXIV - Triathlon of the Villains

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[Screen appears. In the dock, Tortimer appears.]

TORTIMER

Last time, on Total Tortimer Island...

[Series of flashbacks from the previous episode]

TORTIMER

Tortimer Island was surrounded by giant huge monsters. So, the final five had to save the island from monsters. Mr. Resetti had transformed himself into a hideous monster, but later, Celeste threw a stone, and hit him. In the end, Kapp'n grew larger, and destroyed every single monster, as Mr. Resetti pulled a lever in the main reactor room. Triumphantly, it was Kapp'n who did win the final invincibility. At the campfire ceremony, when Mr. Resetti was eliminated again, he was a hideous beast again, but his brother Don, who got eliminated first, told him to forgive Don. Mr. Resetti forgave his brother, and finally they were shot out of the cannon.

[In the present day...]

TORTIMER

Right now, there are only four villagers left; Celeste, Kapp'n, Kicks, and Digby. For the final challenges, I'll do a sudden death challenge each. Which of these villagers can make it to the final three? It all happens right now on the first part of the finale of TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

[On the title, camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and opening sequence.]

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Sequence 2 - Friday - Week 8

[High above the camp, Tortimer appears in a helicopter.]

TORTIMER

Welcome back. Over the past seven weeks, twenty-two villagers were arrived literally on Tortimer Island to begin a crazy journey to one million big ones. You have seen eighteen villagers fallen down to the challenges risks, and most dangerous of all each other. Because they had been pushed themselves to the limit, those villagers believe to say good-bye to the following eighteen villagers, thanks to you; Don Resetti, Blathers, Harriet, Rover, Mabel, Lottie, Timmy, Tommy, Mr. Resetti, Michelle, Brad, Isabelle, Crazy Redd, Tom Nook, Blathers again, Reese, Cyrus, K. K. Slider, Lyle, and Mr. Resetti again. And now, here are four finalists that will compete in a sudden death challenge.

[In the cabin...]

KICKS

It's so great, chum, that we all made it this far. Welcome to the final, everybody.

DIGBY

I can't believe we made it.

KAPP'N

Yay! Final Four! Wait, what is the final four?

[In Kapp'n's confession camera...]

KAPP'N

I've made it to the final four. Now if only they could tell me what that means.

[In Digby's confession camera...]

DIGBY

I'm so proud of myself for getting this far. Isabelle never would have made it this far. Oops, I didn't mean to say that. Can we start over.

[In Celeste's confession camera...]

CELESTE

Getting to the final four goes great. I made it here with most of my dignity intact. The only problem is Digby. He's a threat at this point. And I'm a little disappointed to myself for taking him this far. He is a servant of Nook's Homes after all. Digby, Isabelle's brother, he's smart. Got to watch out for him. Right now, this takes get higher with every passing second.

[In Digby's confession camera...]

DIGBY

Sure, living with strangers is terrible, but as long as Isabelle's around I'm cool. But Isabelle's out of the game for so long. I forgot what the touch of her silver bells look like.

[In Kicks' confession camera...]

KICKS

I cannot believe I made it this far. It's like a guardian angel watching my back. Well, these spirits have a guardian angel doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Does it?

[In reality...]

CELESTE

So, how does it feel, guys?

DIGBY

Great, but I have something to tell you guys.

KICKS

It's okay, mate. You can come out to us.

DIGBY

No. That's not it. I was going to say that if I win, I'll split the money with you.

[Celeste gasps. In her confession camera...]

CELESTE

Sure. Digby is nice and all. Wanting to give away some of his money, but really, I don't need it. I'm going to take all one million bells for myself, and then donate it to the citizens of Wonder City.

[In reality...]

KAPP'N

What do you think the challenge is going to be?

DIGBY

Hard to say. Between having to find things on Tortimer Island for Tortimer, and trying to avoid torture. I'm not sure what to expect.

KICKS

I know for a fact, that we can expect the worst.

CELESTE

Right. We should find probably find out what Tortimer is up to.

DIGBY

Then I can turn them in to a stand of papers.

CELESTE

I thought Mr. Resetti destroyed your magnifying glass.

DIGBY

He did, but I can still do some spy skills.

KAPP'N

I like to use my spy skills. I can see a cucumber.

[Meanwhile, somewhere in the ocean, there is a ship that is sailing away.]

MYSTERIOUS VOICE

Calm down. Settle down now. What's your opinion, sir?

LOUIE

I was killed with no mercy by cars. My life is useless.

HOPPER

This made the secret ingredient gross.

BOOMER

This cake is getting so bad. I feel like I'm going to burn.

MYSTERIOUS VOICE

How did you expose the nightmare?

PHANTOM

They destroyed my nightmare and crashed my dreams of destruction.

SNAKE

I stole. I stolen money say "WHEE" um... we won't stand for that. You here.

[The giant squid speaks. Translating, "They threw bombs in my home!"]

GULLIVER

He didn't hear us.

PORTER

He picks up like garbage.

ROSCOE

They all deserved to pay.

[All villains agree. As the evil wizard reveals himself.]

WIZARD

No, no. That's not be too hasty. I've gathered you all here for one purpose. Vengeance! You will have all to pick that someone on that island. As to eye.

[In another boat...]

COMPUTER VOICE

Hello, this is your captain aboard the Tortimer S. S. We will be passing by the Island of Terror momentarily. So please, feel free to take picture, but beware of the vicious monsters beneath the water. They will tear you apart, from limb to limb.

[An octopus garbs a passenger.]

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Sequence 3

[Back on Tortimer Island...]

TORTIMER

Come on out contestants, and say hello to your penultimate challenge.

CELESTE

Once again, I be able to say the challenge before my eyes.

TORTIMER

It is right in front of your eyes. We're doing a triathlon challenge. You four must have a meal. If you eat all kinds of meal, all of you must move on to the second part of the triathlon.

[Brewster serves the final four chicken meat with corn, mashed potatoes, and water.]

TORTIMER

Let's eat.

[All the villagers begin to eat.]

KICKS

It's getting to gross.

DIGBY

I know, I must eat faster.

CELESTE

Eat slowly.

KAPP'N

I like to eat cucumbers.

[As minutes go by, Digby finishes first.]

TORTIMER

Digby, wins the first part of the triathlon.

DIGBY

I did it.

KAPP'N

I'm full.

CELESTE

You got to be kidding me.

[In Celeste's confession camera...]

CELESTE

After having the first part of the triathlon, I ate too much meat. Digby ate faster, and I ate slowly. I hope that I'll be gone in the final part of the challenge. I hope Digby is winning.

[In reality...]

TORTIMER

Contestants, each of you must get on a canoe, and paddle from Tortimer Island to Skull Island, where villains are waiting for you. That's an introduction to the second part of the challenge. Start paddling.

[The villagers have to paddle the boat.]

KICKS

Come on, paddle fast.

DIGBY

I'm going to win.

CELESTE

I'll take this.

KAPP'N

I like singing to the cucumber song on a canoe.

[Kapp'n begins to sing as three other goes after him. Back in the villains' boat.]

WIZARD

There they are. They're in Skull Island. Let's go, guys.

HOPPER

Yes, sir.

[All the villains dismount from the boat in Skull Island. In Skull Island, Kapp'n arrives first.]

KAPP'N

I made it!

[Celeste, Digby, and Kicks arrive with Kapp'n.]

CELESTE

We made it this far.

[Tortimer, Dr. Shrunk, and Brewster enter.]

TORTIMER

Welcome to Skull Island. In the second part of the triathlon, you must find a totem pole that is located in the middle of the forest. First one arrives to the totem pole, moves on to the final part. Are you ready, go!

[The final four looks around on Skull Island...]

CELESTE

Okay, where should I go.

DIGBY

I got it. This is my ne magnifying glass that I can locate somewhere to finds a totem pole.

WIZARD

Look guys, that's the Indian Territory. Let's hide, and wait for those trouble makers.

[All the villains hide themselves in the bushes.]

KICKS

Now, where is the totem pole.

KAPP'N

I see a cave.

[Kapp'n walks in the cave, but a savage bear blocks the way. He exits.]

KAPP'N

That bear is too strong.

[In the middle part of the forest...]

CELESTE

Hello. (climb up a tree.) There it is, the totem pole. I'm almost there.

[Celeste arrives the Indian Territory.]

CELESTE

There you are, Tortimer.

TORTIMER

So Celeste, you won the second part of the triathlon.

CELESTE

Where are they now?

TORTIMER

They will arrive here for the final part.

[The villains see Celeste, and Tortimer.]

WIZARD

Just wait for ten minutes.

[Later, Digby, Kicks, and Kapp'n arrive in the Indian Territory.]

TORTIMER

And there you have it. You have all made it to the Indian Territory located on the totem pole. Now here is the final part of the triathlon; assemble the villagers to make a totem pole.

CELESTE

What is that part of the challenge?

TORTIMER

For the final part of the triathlon, you must run to the forest to get totem pieces of every contestant who has been officially eliminated from the competition. Your mission is to retrieve the heads and bring them back here. Once done, you must assemble the totem pieces into a totem pole in the order in which the contestants were eliminated. In addition, there are totem pieces of you three as well. Whoever finishes first has the option to put one of the other heads at the top of the totem pole. The villager at the top is eliminated.

DIGBY

It's harsh.

[In Digby's confession camera...]

DIGBY

So now I hear about the triathlon. I mean duh. I am a servant obviously, I'm going to win the triathlon. The problem is I don't know whose totem piece to put on top. Celeste would like to go against me in the finals after I've eaten the meal, go to Skull Island, and find the totem pole. Obviously she'd still lose, but Kapp'n would be so much easier to beat. It's like handing me the million bells right there.

[In reality...]

KICKS

Tortimer, what about me? I can't exactly understand.

TORTIMER

Touché. Well, he will not to be exempt from elimination. Okay, final four, the final part of the triathlon begins... (phone rings, picks it up.) Hello? (someone talks on a phone) Oh, hi. Oh no. Yes, wait stop.

CELESTE

Do we go?

[Tortimer still talks on the phone.]

TORTIMER

No, um... not you, sir. Yes.

DIGBY

So yes.

KAPP'N

Maybe?

TORTIMER

(talks on phone) No! Don't go!

CELESTE

Which is it?

TORTIMER

Yes.

DIGBY

Yes.

[The final four goes back to the forest to find totem pieces.]

TORTIMER

Wait! That wasn't for you to go. Oh.

[Celeste finds two Mr. Resetti heads.]

CELESTE

Oh, here's Mr. Resetti; two of them.

[Digby, Kicks, and Kapp'n get more Mr. Resetti heads. Celeste finds the Cyrus head.]

CELESTE

And there's Cyrus.

DIGBY

There's no way you're going to be me, young scholar.

[Digby grabs the Cyrus head.]

CELESTE

Hey, that's cheating.

KAPP'N

I got it.

KICKS

Me too.

[The two picks more Cyrus heads. Back in the beach in Skull Island.]

TORTIMER

Those pesky villagers with their lousy attitudes. Brewster, Dr. Shrunk, get over here. (no one listens) Brewster? Dr. Shrunk? Guys?!

[The wizard, and his villains tie Brewster, and Dr. Shrunk up.]

WIZARD

Revenge is most sweet. Is it not?

[Back in the forest, Digby finds, and picks up two Blathers heads.]

DIGBY

Yes, I almost got them all. Only two more left.

[Kapp'n goes after him.]

KAPP'N

Got you!

DIGBY

What the? Get back here, you crazy sailor.

[Celeste grabs totem pieces too heavy.]

CELESTE

I can't hold. (falls down with a bag.)

[Digby takes the Michelle head.]

DIGBY

And Michelle. Well that's all. I got this. I'm going to the finals.

[Kapp'n takes another Michelle head.]

KAPP'N

Take that!

CELESTE

I just going to run now!

[Celeste takes another Michelle head, and two other Blathers heads.]

CELESTE

I'm sorry, Blathers. No, I'm not.

[Back in the Indian Territory...]

DIGBY

Hey, Tortimer, I'm back. I'm going to-

[Digby sees the wizard, and his villains tying Tortimer up.]

TORTIMER

Help! Save us!

DIGBY

Good luck, Tortimer.

[Digby begins to assemble the totem pieces from bottom to top, but Louie hits him.]

LOUIE

That's for killing me.

[Kapp'n, and Kicks come back.]

KAPP'N

Hooray, I won! (gasps)

SNAKE

Hey, now I say, he's frightened. Say.

KICKS

I did it.

[Celeste comes back.]

CELESTE

I'm back. Oh no!

[Kicks sprays Hazel.]

HAZEL

That's gross!

CELESTE

Oh no! I'm going to win that no-good bucks.

[Kapp'n and Celeste throw totem pieces one-by-one, at Ben, Gulliver, Porter, and the giant squid, placing the Don Resetti, the first Blathers, the Harriet, and the Rover heads.]

BOOMER

I got this bomb! Move over the tangled people, young scholar.

[They throw the Mabel, and the Lottie heads on Boomer, placing them on the tower.]

WIZARD

What?

[They continue to throw heads, on a little villager, Hazel, Snake, and some of the others, placing more on the top.]

SNAKE

EEK! This was what I set up now, eh? It's time for this puppy to place.

LOUIE

This bow on your head are no match for you to help me.

CELESTE

Dry it up, you great ape!

[Celeste hits Louie up in the sky, and the phantom runs away.]

KAPP'N

Tater tots! Thank you for helping with me, Celeste.

CELESTE

You're welcome.

DIGBY

I'll save the day.

[Digby unties Tortimer, Brewster, and Dr. Shrunk.]

TORTIMER

Thanks, Digby. Now run.

CELESTE

No. I'm going to win this.

[Digby has almost complete the totem pole.]

DIGBY

Thanks, Celeste, while you were beating those villains. I nearly finished my totem pole. Only two more left, foolish girl. And now, for me to take the win, and get rid of you.

CELESTE

Why me?

DIGBY

You're a bigger threat than Kapp'n. He is so dumb, and a big lump of cucumbers with a half a plant cell. He doesn't deserves to be here, but you, you are more of a threat. He's a worthless soul in the world, and he needs to go back to Wonder City from which he sails out from!

[Kapp'n gets more angry. He throws the Digby head, and hits Digby.]

DIGBY

Ow! KAPP'N!

[The Digby head falls down, and places on the top after the second Mr. Resetti head.]

TORTIMER

We have a winner of the triathlon!

KAPP'N

What? I am?

TORTIMER

Remember last time when everyone thought Mr. Resetti won, and then I suddenly said, that Kapp'n won. Well that's going to happen again.

CELESTE

What?

TORTIMER

Since Kapp'n's totem pieces of heads are all lined up all nice, and neat, he wins the triathlon challenge, and since Kapp'n wins the challenge, the last person in his line at the top of the totem pole that he had made, will be eliminated after the second Mr. Resetti head, and that villager is... Digby!

DIGBY

What? I have been eliminated?

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Sequence 4

[In the beach of Skull Island...]

DIGBY

Do I have to take the cannon of losers?

TORTIMER

Yep. Right this way.

[Brewster brings the cannon of losers to Tortimer.]

TORTIMER

Brewster brought it over after you brought him back as a treat. So you don't have to walk the dock of shame.

DIGBY

Why, thanks, I feel so much better.

[Later...]

TORTIMER

Any last words, Digby.

DIGBY

I must go see Isabelle again.

TORTIMER

Fire at will, Brewster.

BREWSTER

Okay, sir.

[The cannon blasts Digby off from Skull Island.]

TORTIMER

We now have our final three; Kapp'n, Kicks, and Celeste. Be sure to tune in next time for the semifinals. Stay tuned for more TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

[The camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and credits roll.]

TO BE CONTINUED...