Kat: And now we return to The Molly & Kat & SPOCK! & everyone else Show!
Molly: Is it really a show?
Kat: Why not!
Molly: Yay!
Spock: *starts edging out sideways*
Molly: Chapter 29 by Me!
Spock: *gets thrown really high into the air in a giant net* What- Meh- ILLOGICAL!
Kat: Awesomesauce! The Spock-catcher worked!
Kat: Is the munchkin still inside it?
Spock: I think this trombone is exhibiting symptoms of fangirl...ism... anyway, the trombone is stalking you.
Kirk: Ahh! *Drops trombone.*
Molly: Is fangirlism even a word?
Kat: Of course it is! Spock uses it so it must be a word!
Everyone but Kirk, Kat and the log: RIIIIIIIIIIGHT...
Dalek: Exterminate!
Spock: Run! If Vulcan nerve-pinches don't work on them, nothing will!
Kirk: NOOO! *Throws trombone at Dalek.*
Dalek: *Falls over.* ahh! Trombones! One of my many weaknesses!
Kat: What are the others?
Dalek: They include peanut butter; it's sticky so we get stuck to the floor.
Doctor: Well thanks for that information!
Dalek: Oh crap.
*Everyone except Dalek get into TARDIS. TARDIS starts moving.*
Doctor: Ummm... why are you all here?
Amy: Oh come on, you don't want to get rid of them do you?
*Amy winks at Spock, Spock pales and tries to hide behind the log.*
Kat: Hey! Spocky is mine!
Molly: Yeah, last time I checked, Amy had Rory and the Doctor. (*Doctor makes annoyed noise.*) she doesn't need Spock as well.
Spock: I already have enough fangirls, I don't need any more.
Amy: Don't be like that!
Doctor: Don't listen to her, she very persuasive.
*TARDIS stops, all fall over.*
Kat: Ouch! Is falling usually this painful?
Amy: Well, there are about 15 people here, usually its just 2.
Kat: *Opens door.* Hey look where we are! I can see a something from here!
Molly: What kind of something?
Kat: A something sort of something. It's very somethingy.
Chekov: Did you know that wery somethingy somethings were a Russian inwention?
Doctor: *Ignores Chekov.* What colour something?
Kat: I don't know! Just look at it. *Goes out of TARDIS to sulk.*
Molly: Why did Kat go out of the TARDIS?
Spock: There's a 91.6721843098711398% chance she's sulking.
Molly: Oh. Do you think we should go and get her?
Spock: She's got a built in Spock-compass remember. She'll be OK.
Doctor: Unless we leave.
Spock: This is why we should.
Kat: *Re-enters.* If I'm getting left behind, so is Spock. *Goes out again, dragging Spock after her.*
Kirk and log: And us! *Go outside.*
Doctor: These fangirls are crazy!
Molly: DUN DUN DUUUN!
Kat: Not yet.
Molly: ?
Spock: Let me out of this net right now!
Kat: No! *evil grin* Mwahaha... This next one is by me!
*Kat, Kirk, and log run back inside, screaming and dragging Spock with them.*
Kirk: ARGH!
Spock: Cease your illogical screaming! ARGH!
Kat: *Sobbing.* It's...it's...it's a giant Spock eating space penguin! It wants to eat my Spocky!
Kirk: My Spocky!
Log: Shhh! MY SPOCKY!
Amy: I think he's my Spocky.
Kat, Kirk, log, and Spock: No way.
Molly: Can't the invincible stalker-log deal with this?
*Log shakes head.*
Uhura: Do Vulcan nerve pinches work on giant Spock eating space penguins?
Spock: Hmmm... I've never thought of that before...
*Spock leaves.*
*Spock runs back in, screaming.*
Spock: It appears that Vulcan nerve pinches do not work on giant Spock eating space penguins.
Chekov: Did you know that giant Spock eating space penguins were a Russian inwention? As were Wulcan nerwe pinches.
*Spock nerve-pinches Chekov.*
Kirk: This trombone is kinda Spock-shaped. I like it!
Trombone: Kooo!
Uhura: Zomfg! The trombone has a tribble! Gimmegimmegimme!
Kirk: My trombone!
Uhura: Mine!
Kat: Stop fighting children!
Kirk and Uhura: Shan't!
Molly: Nooo! Nooo! Do you want me to throw the ducky cup at you?
Kirk: Nooooooooo! Not the ducky cup!
Molly: Why did no-one so far get the references? Does nobody on this bit of teh internetz use youtube?
Kat: Not in the same way you do, I don't get those references!
Molly: I don't get it when you quote Star Trek at me!
Kat: Sometimes you do.
Molly: Mehh...
Spock: Let me out of this net right now! It is ILLOGICAL!
Kat: You can come out if we get reviews *stares pointedly at readers*
Molly: Is that really an incentive?
Kat: I dunno...