Note: Scraps from a story that I've been working on for the past few months. I highly doubt that it will ever be posted, because I'm only four chapters in and it's more than 11,000 words long. Thought I'd share, though.
"Zuko, stop sleeping with Fire Nation spies."
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It figured that the first time a girl ever tried to molest him, she would be unconscious.
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"You're not that ugly, you know."
"Thanks, you really know how to compliment a guy."
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"Who are your companions?" Song asked amiably, once she'd finally disentangled herself from Zuko. Or Li, as she had referred to him.
"This is Yon," Zuko said easily, gesturing to Toph. When he glanced at Katara, however, he hesitated. "And, er...Jin."
From beneath her hat Katara quirked an eyebrow at the firebender.
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"Excuse me, but we're trying to plan the overthrow of an evil dictator and you're in my seat."
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"Stop walking like a drunk."
Katara crossed her arms petulantly. "I am a drunk," she slurred snidely, glaring at her shoes.
Huh, that was strange. The earth wasn't supposed to tilt like that…
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Partly because he was right, which she hated, and partly because he'd somehow managed to insult her morality and compliment her at the same time, which she hated even more, Katara decided that she wasn't speaking to him.
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"Zuko's most committed relationship in the past three years has been with a lemur."
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Katara smiled winningly at the leering man. I'm going to destroy you.
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"Don't try and turn the situation around."
"As if that's possible with you on top of me."
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"Sokka wants to wait," Toph grumbled.
"For what?"
"For … it."
"Oh," Katara blinked. "Wait…Sokka wants to wait?"
"Uh-huh."
"And you're sure that this is my brother we're talking about?"