EE- Okay, I got my grade back for chapter 24. (Yes, it was originally something I wrote for school, not using the Naruto characters.) I got a 13/15 or a B. I don't feel like trying to figure out the percent of it right now. Mrs. Lynch (the teacher for that class) took points off because I wouldn't read it aloud. Hey, I didn't want to, I was having a shy moment there.

EE- Also that and she said it had horrible plot sequence. Whatever. Okay, just thought I should tell you guys that. On with this chapter!!!!

Chapter 26…

One day Llama-Bob was walking down the street. He was going to a pool party with all of his llama friends. He discovered he was thirsty.

"Oh well, I'll just go into this random house and get a glass of water." He said and walked into Naruto's house. We all know what kind of disastrous stuff happens there. (Refer to chapters 13, 14, 15, and 17).

Unfortunately, Naruto accidentally shot him with an imaginary machine gun. Yes, you can kill llamas with those.

"Shit," Naruto yelled, "There's a dead llama on the floor, not to mention it's bleeding all over the carpet."

Then, that's when all of Llama-Bob's llama friends from the pool party saw and started to fight Naruto. Naruto was fatefully killed by llamas that day.

Uchiha Mansion

"Hey, Sasuke! I love you!" Sakura and Ino screamed from outside.

"Shut up you pompous old windbags!" he yelled back.

"Sasuke, you have no idea how lame that was." Itachi said. Sasuke just stuck his tongue out at Itachi.

"Okay, Fangirls, accept Sasuke's sexuality, and Sasuke put your freaking tongue back in your mouth!" Itachi was glaring.

"Okay, if we can't have Sasuke…we love you!!!" they screamed and started drooling over the older Uchiha.

"What the heck? It's Gaara that needs an emo girlfriend."

Mall

"Okay, ladies!" Neji screamed, "Bra shopping!" Neji, Shino, Kiba, and Shikamaru were all at the Konoha Mall.

"I like the pink one!" Shikamaru squealed.

"Purple!" Kiba yelled.

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"BLUE!!!!" Shikamaru yelled, interrupting them, "Light blue."

"Oh yeah, well I challenge you to a Shoulin Showdown!!!" Shino yelled.

"Bras unite!" Kiba added. Suddenly, the floor of the mall busted up and was just a bunch of circles you had to jump to.

"Okay," Shikamaru said, "The first one to Victoria's Secret wins!" Oh yeah, that and they were suddenly all wearing lingerie. Shika in light blue, Shino in pink, and Kiba in purple.

They jumped along, from stump to stump, trying not to get lost. They pretty much just left Neji standing there. "Oh well, time to get my eyebrows done!!" he yelled and skipped off in the other direction.

The Shoulin Showdown

In the food court, Kiba ran into the Panda Express, and was drowning in egg rolls. "Help!! Purple bras must live on!!"

"See ya, Sucker!" Shikamaru screamed, jumping on by.

Shino was sidetracked; he was staring at the sunglasses selection at Claire's. "OMG, they have pink!!"

So yes, in the end, Shikamaru did win, but only after he killed the mall police officer because Shoulin Showdowns aren't really allowed in malls.

"Blue bras win!!!" he screamed. Then the police brought reinforcements and tackled him to the ground. Lingerie and all.

"Hey everyone!" Itachi yelled, stepping into the scene, "I took your advice and got Botox Cosmetics! No more lines on my face, see?"

"Whoa, you look weird." Sasuke said.

Then the llamas came in and turned the mall into a pool.

"Llama pool party everyone!" the yelled.

Then the mall police arrested everyone because you aren't allowed to have Llama pool parties in the mall either.

The End

EE- Please review!!!

DD- Yes, please!!

Neji- Shut up.

EE- Pretty please?

DD- With sugar and a cherry on top?

Neji- I said shut up.

DD- Fine.

EE- PLEASE!!!!!

Neji- Shut. Up.

EE- Okay, okay, sheesh!