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BPOV

"Esme, I'm pregnant."

The words brought a quiet silence at our table between us, and I couldn't meet Esme's eyes. What would she think of us? What would she think of me? She had to think I was too easy, that's for sure. It would have been different if we were just having sex like any other couple, but we physically became pregnant and that would have a huge impact on everyone. It wasn't just intimacy – it was a child.

Without looking up, I cleared my throat, awaiting an answer from Esme. Or maybe even if Edward would provoke her to say something. Anything.

I finally chanced it and looked up, glancing at Edward first – his face was blank, also waiting – and then at Esme. For a second she stared at each of us, back and forth with a confused face. Then suddenly, she broke out into a smile and started laughing. And laughing very loudly. I immediately glanced at Edward, shocked and amazed at her reaction. Why was she laughing? Did she rally find this that funny? Edward looked at me with a half smirk before smiling at at his mom.

Um, what the hell?

"You..." A fit of giggles broke off the words as she pointed at me. "Your going to have a baby...with him?" The words only brought on more bubbles of laugher and I finally understood what was so funny to her.

And I couldn't even contain my own laughs.

Yes, it was so odd to laugh at this time, but I couldn't get over what she said. It was too amusing to even put into words. I'd actually thought that the fact Edward didn't have girlfriends and fucked girls round robin wasn't known among his mother and father, because that had to be embarrassing, but apparently it was fairly known. I couldn't really wrap my head around that kind of concept, but I guess it wasn't much of my business.

"Uh, thanks, Mom," Edward said sarcastically. "I'm glad you have so much faith in me."

For Edward's sake I tried to get my laughter under control and talk coherently. "Yes, Esme, we're having a baby."

She'd been about to get her giggles under control until the words left my mouth. She almost had tears running down her eyes, and I would have been offended had I not known that it was in response to Edward being a father. With very minimal patients, Edward tapped his fingers on the table and checked his wrist as if he had a watch. He may not have been overly amused about Esme's teasing, but I found it downright hilarious! My reaction was so close to hers – too amused by bringing a baby into this world with Edward.

It had to be about five minutes before she stopped laughing and composed herself somewhat.

"How long have you guys been together, exactly?" she asked, fighting a smile on her lips.

"Five months," Edward said. What an asshole! He wasn't supposed to tell the truth. We were supposed to lie and say we'd been together for seven months. It wasn't much of difference, but it would make all the difference with her next question.

"How far along are you, Bella?"

"Four months."

"Oh my God," Esme breathed, not holding back her shock. And that was the reaction I'd been anticipating. "That's so fast." I nodded bluntly. "And Edward, how do you feel about this?" she wondered.

This was a question I'd been interesting in too.

"Fine," he said, shrugging with his nonchalant tone.

"Not even happy or excited?" Esme tried, seeming disappointed by Edward's lack of interest in the question. He hadn't delivered the answer I'd wanted but I knew most of what he was feeling, and it was more than fine.

So I put in my own option on what he was feeling. "Edward is excited, Esme, he just won't admit it. He's slowly getting more confident with the whole idea of a baby, so that's good," I told her. "In the beginning, he pretty much neglected the whole idea that I'm having a baby, but its getting better now."

Esme nodded, finally serious. "So what are your plans? Are you guys living together yet?"

I sighed. "No. Not yet," I told her. "Hopefully we will be soon." Edward and I hadn't talked about it yet, so I wasn't surprised when I felt his eyes on me.

"Any baby shopping?"

"Alice and Rose did some damage in the clothing department, but Edward and I have yet to start the real fun stuff." I heard him groan beside me as he banged his head on the table. "Yes, Edward," I said, patting his head. "And guess you gets to pay for it?" I asked excitedly before rolling my eyes at Esme.

"Wow. This is so fast," she mused. "I can't believe you didn't call me sooner, Edward!" Her voice turned up a few notches for her words to have the right impact. "When did you even play on it?"

This was one I didn't get to field.

"I don't know," he practically whined. "When I felt like it, probably."

Apparently I would have to.

"Actually, Esme, I'm sorry we didn't tell you sooner, but we were dealing with a lot of issues together because this is so sudden for us." I cast a glance at Edward and knew immediately that he wanted to get going soon. "But I assure you that Edward will be calling and visiting you much more often now."

"What!?" Edward nearly shrieked. "Are you serious? Why? You can't make me!" He sounded identical to a child trying to get out of going to school.

I raised my eyebrows at his outburst. I would understand if his parents were a couple of locos, but Esme and Carlisle are the sweetest people on this earth. "Edward," I said in a warning voice, allowing the annoyance to seep onto my face,

He sighed, letting his head fall back into his arms. I broke out into a smile immediately. Esme tried to hold back another laugh, covering her mouth with her hand.

"Fine," Edward said, still in that whiny voice.

"So, Esme, as you can see I am having a baby with a child."

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Esme and I talked for another hour and by the time our food came, Edward had all but ran out of the restaurant. He tried pestering me to leave, he made up lies and excuses that I denied to Esme, when he just gave up. He ordered himself some alcohol, which made me see green, and shut up while we talked. We spoke about the fact I hadn't known that Edward existed, that Rosalie even had a brother, for almost forever. We both couldn't get over my stupidity.

Despite my semi-sickness, I was able to eat everything I'd been brought, which made Edward relatively happy. Apparently not enough, though.

"Can we please go?" Edward whined, yet again, pulling on my arm like a little kid.

I groaned. "I'm sorry, Esme. Apparently, someone's very persistent."

"Oh, I understand, darling. And its completely fine."

Much to Edward's delight I allowed us to leave. I really didn't want to go just yet, but I couldn't put up with Edward's ignorance any longer.

Edward footed the bill while Esme and I quickly talked, the last of things we hadn't really discussed.

"Oh, I can see it," she said, putting her hand on the small bump in-between my hips. It was uncomfortable to have someone touching my stomach like this. "Four months?"

"Yep."

"Wow. So is Edward really excited?" Esme asked, glancing over as Edward paid.

I nodded. "He won't admit it. I've been making him read every pregnancy book I can get my hands on so he's prepared."

She smiled. "Bella, he's never brought a girl to meet me before," she said softly. "And to be honest, I was pretty scared about this. I mean, I know Edward doesn't really..." She fidgeted with her fingers, struggling for words. "He doesn't really respect women the way he should, but I can tell he cares about you."

"Yeah, he's told me he loves me."

A loud gasp escaped her lips and her arms wrapped around me in a vice grip. I almost forgot where Rose got her hugging skills from.

"Bella," she squealed, "this changes everything!"

This confused me. "It does?"

"Oh dear God, yes! Listen, why don't you and Edward come over next weekend and bring the whole gang? We'll have dinner and celebrate this!"

Edward was approaching but stopped when he heard "celebrate" he stopped in his tracks with a scared look. I just rolled my eyes at him. This guy needed to become more family oriented. Now, how do I teach him that?

"Yes, Esme, we'll be there," I assured her, smiling as I gave her one more hug.

"Yes, then we can show you all the pictures you missed of Edward as a kid!" she giggled. I laughed along with her.

Hopefully I can get something to hold against Edward in case of an emergency.

As Esme and I pulled apart she stepped to embrace her son. Why was he so apprehensive? So...scared? God, this guy confused me majorly. He placed his hands on the small of her back as she kissed his cheek. I smiled slightly.

"Bye, Mom," Edward said.

She smiled. "Bye, Edward. And don't think Bella won't make you call me and visit me, so be warned." She flashed me a smile. "I'll see you next weekend."

"Wait, what?" Edward demanded, looking at me frantically.

I walked over to him, laughing along with Esme, and pat his cheek. "We're going to see your parents next weekend. Its not big deal, baby." He frowned, silently begging with me to not make him go. "Sorry, babe, your not getting out of it," I told him honestly.

Esme giggled. "I'll see you all later."

Did she just include the baby?

"Wait, Esme, do you need a ride?" I asked quickly. Obviously it would be way out of our way, but I wasn't going to let her just catch a cab. One wouldn't even go out that far, I'm sure.

"No, honey, I've got it all taken care of."

I smiled and nodded, not about to press the issue as she walked out the door. I could feel it as Edward finally relaxed from the loss of his mother's presence, which I didn't understand.

"Come on, Eddie, you got what you wanted," I teased, grabbing his hand. "Let's go."

As we walked out into the cool air Edward broke the silence.

"Hey, Bella, can we do some fun studying?"

And there you have it. I'm going to warn you now that the time of Bella's pregnancy will be relatively quick and I'll be moving it along quicker.