11.02.2017

Apparently the episode before the last one is called "We´re planning a June wedding". Now you may think I will throw a tantrum about that like a toddler on sugar, but I feel so mature right now. I´m so relaxed that I only wished a short and painful death on Julie Plec and not a long, painful one.

I repeat: We lose if they get hit and I hate losing.

It has been reported that Caroline is definitely a vampire at the end and that she still wears an engagement ring. Now she could wear that because Stefan is dead and she wants to honour his life by wearing his ring, but…you know what? No what. That is exactly what is going to happen. Exactly that. Don´t question me.

12.02.2017

So Candice Accola photos are everywhere on Instagram. She wears a wedding dress on set. Fuck. I hope the internet is true and they plan a fake wedding to lure Cade out. Fuck

13.02.2017

Question: Why do you guys stay around? I can see the views I get and at least fifty people come back every time and read me. Somehow it doesn´t fit into my messed up brain why people in Costa Rica, Greece or Sweden would like to read this. Have you seen me? I´m a mess. I complain all the time, I bitch on everybody all the time and just like my period I´m late all the time. (Yes. Period joke! Self-high five.)

17.02

I really need to post now, but I feel like somethings missing so I´m looking for anything to report on.

(Twelve minutes later)

Huh. Are we sure that Cade is the big bad guy? He is listed to appear in episode 14, but not 15 or 16 and after that they mysteriously talk about luring a big bad villain out and fighting the ultimate fight. It would certainly be a great plot twist. They could suddenly kill off Cade or whatever you do with a Cade and then you pull out the big guns, but to do such a thing in the last two episodes it has to be someone we already know. Every villain works, because we get time in getting to know him. So who were villains? Let´s go to the magic research platform. Gooooogle.

(Five minutes later)

So we have Kai, Katherine, Silas and that´s it. There is this Rayna bitch, but if you really want to do this kind of plot twist you need some of the old ones. Sadly the originals are of the table.

There is also some dude called Markos. I missed that probably. Some traveller

Before I´ll post this I just want to state another idea and I´ll get hella pissed if it is true. You know who also could´ve abducted Stefan? Georgie and Violet Fell. You might ask yourself who the fuck Violet fell is. She´s that blonde chick Stefan killed. The one that got turned into a vampire at the Miss Mystic Ball. I was surprised that she had a name to be honest.

XOXO

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