Thought I would slip this one in before my next update on "vs. the 42-Year-Old Virgin" so I can catch up to everybody else in the Challenge. Although I have no clue what to do for the next couple of episodes. For now, enjoy this one.

Now we all know that Ty Bennett shouldn't have been Casey's sensei. He needed a proper one. Let's see what happens in this parody that brings back one of the most beloved cinematic characters of the last 25 years.

As always, please leave reviews. Reviews are how I find my calm center. :-D

CHUCK VS. THE SENSEI – MUST FIND BALANCE

Casey takes another shot to the face and falls to the ground. The sneering blonde male with a headband stands over him. Casey lies there, dazed and angry as his cocky opponent goes back to his mates who are wearing similarly-clad black outfits. Casey's sensei walks up to him.

"Johnny-san, you are still unfocused. I admit, hard for opponent to take you seriously with that haircut and beard."

Casey looks up, barely able to register the short older man in his conscience. "Mr. Miyagi, I'm trying."

"No! Not try. Do…or do not. There is no try."

"Wait a minute. Are you quoting Yoda now?"

"Hai. Ran out of own sayings. Can't compete with 'get 'em a body bag', can I."

"At least they're not over there saying it."

"GET 'EM A BODY BAG!!! YEAH!!" One of the students is yelling and pointing at Casey.

Casey stares at Mr. Miyagi.

"Felt sorry for kid. Couldn't find work after first movie."

"What do I do now, Mr. Miyagi?"

"Always trying to tell you, must find balance Johnny-san. Find calm center within yourself."

"I never had one before. My center is always anger and hatred."

Mr. Miyagi grunts out of anger. "Daniel-san never this difficult."

"He was 23 when you made that film."

"Explains a lot. Must have gotten left back few years."

"And that's another question. Why are you here? You always train high school kids."

"Mr. Miyagi learn, old man hang out with young kids, Dateline NBC and Nancy Grace all up in grill." Mr. Miyagi shakes his head.

"I did like that redhead you trained. Although I admit I have a thing for redheads."

"Ah, yes. Remember her. Not much talent then. Became good actress."

Mr. Miyagi brings himself back to the task at hand. "Must find something to give you calm, Johnny-san. Think of thing that makes you calm."

Casey thinks for a minute. "I love washing my car."

"Hai. Good idea. Go out to car, show me wax on, wax off. Find balance."

"Yes, Mr. Miyagi." Casey enthusiastically runs to the parking lot.

15 minutes later, Mr. Miyagi walks out to the parking lot to find Casey lovingly washing his car, a most peaceful smile on his face.

"You seem to find calm, Johnny-san."

"Yes, Mr. Miyagi. I love to take care of my car. It's always there for me. I don't know what I would do without it."

"Johnny-san not need find balance, Johnny-san need to get laid," Mr. Miyagi quietly observes to himself.

Casey's blonde-haired opponent walks out to the parking lot with a look of contempt.

"Well, well, Casey," Lawrence says as he saunters up to Casey's car. "Mommy didn't drive you here today? That's not what usually happens. And what kind of turdmobile are you driving here? I was still doing movies when this piece of crap was made."

Lawrence holds one nostril and exhales a booger on the windshield. Casey turns to him, ready to explode.

"Never…dick…with the Vic."

Casey sends a roundhouse kick at Lawrence's face and follows it up with a chop to the throat and a flurry of punches. Lawrence is on the ground and not moving.

"Hai. Now that what I call balance, Johnny-san. Think you can wash my car?"

Casey turns to him. "Don't push your luck, old man."

"It's OK. Got a freebie from car wash, anyway."

Casey gets into his car and takes off.