Chapter 26: Lovino Vargas S. Italy

I woke up early in the morning today!

To the sound of a loud 'chiigi' shriek.

Lovino apparently managed to get his curl tangled in a tomato plant from a small garden the brothers had in their backyard. Feli was attempting to help out but Lovi scared him off with his beautiful choice of words. Thus he was now sitting on ground blaspheming just about everything.

"Jesus, seriously?! In a plant?!" I strained to remove the curl from its tangle with the plant but the thorns from the stupid fruit kept cutting my hand. "How'd you even get it stuck in the plant?!" The Italian didn't say anything, only mumbled something about picking tomatoes. "Jesus, it's really tangled!"

"No shit!"

"What's your problem?"

"You."

"I ought to just leave you here."

"Ow! You did that on purpose you bastard!"

"No shit!"

It went on like that back and forth for a good 20 minutes until I finally succeeded in releasing the strand of hair from its captor. We then frustratingly entered the kitchen and sat at the table, angrily eating pizza, radiating some massive negative waves; it got bad enough to where Feli left to Ludwig's since it scared him. Now it's just me and him, I'm happy about that and all but not about waking up early, to get into an argument while being pricked continuously by a plant as this Italian idiot yelled at me for helping him.

I inhaled and then exhaled deeply, smiling because I was determined to enjoy my day with Lovino. "Lovi~ let's go visit some more cities!"

He took another bite of the slice of pizza, "Don't call me Lovi and no."

I pouted, "Aw, come on. It'll be fun Lovi~!"

"No! And stop calling me Lovi!"

I sighed and ate some more pizza though an idea popped into my head and I smirked at my slice, sighing dramatically, "Well, it would be boring going out with you anyways." I saw him glare questioningly at me from the corner of my eye. "It's not like you would know how you have fun or anything."

"I know how to have fun you jerk!"

I stared at him trying to hold back my smile, "Please, a person like you? Known to have fun? Pfft! Yeah okay, sure." he was pouting {Cute~} "Ludwig knows how to have more fun!"

That sure as hell got him.

He brusquely stood up, knocking over his chair with a loud bang as he took me by the hand and dragged me out the house. I managed to hear him mutter, "Fucking potato bastard knows absolute shit about having fun! I'll show you who knows how to have fun."

We traveled down to [1]Rome and visited the Vatican and being me I got super psyched and tried to do some Assassin's Creed shit but fell and scratched my arm. After patching me up, we visited a theatre and ended up criticizing the actors quite loudly resulting in being kicked out. Then we went to a mall and after convincing him, we modeled a lot of outfits and I even got some nice fashion tips from 'Fashionista Lovino'. When we left the mall, we stopped by a park where I was going down the slides and playing tag with a bunch of 7 year olds, I looked like a 'fucking idiot' from what Lovi told me but he shouldn't be talking because he joined me a few minutes later.

He then took me further down Italy, to [2]Sicily where I saw a [3]gelato parlor and bought some, sitting on the bench outside of it, eating my gelato.

"Gah! Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Gaaaah!" I held my head trying to make the sensation stop.

"Nice job you idiot."

"Eeh, shut up!"

"Put your thumb against the roof of your mouth."

"What why?"

"Just do it."

I did so and the brain freeze disappeared. "Hey! I's gon' now!"

"That'sa great, now take your fucking thumb out of your mouth, idiot."

"Where'd you learn that?"

He licked his honey flavored treat, "I dunno I think I read about it"

"Ah." He nodded and resumed eating his gelato. I watched the people walking by, enjoying my chocolate ice cream as I appreciated the peacefulness of the city. I stopped enjoying it and began swearing when I licked it too hard and it fell on my shoes.

"[4]Pedazo de mierda, este puto helado-" I cussed for a while longer, cleaning my shoes with a napkin until I heard muffled laughter. I look up and over to Lovino who was trying very hard not to smile, "What's up with you?"

He tried to reply but he broke out into a fit of laughter before he could say anything. I didn't think it was funny until he laughed hard enough to tilt his gelato and make it fall on his own shoe, after a long fit of laughter we caught our breaths and were left smiling. I then just grasped the fact that Lovino was fucking smiling.

{Holy shit he's smiling I need a picture of this!}

I quickly whip out my camera from my coat pocket and snapped a picture. Though the hazel-eyed Italian heard the snap and his smile disappeared,

"What the fuck was that? Did you just take a picture of me?"

"Oui~" He frowned.

"Don't speak that crap and delete it."

I pouted "Aw, por que[5]?"

"Because I don'ta want you taking pictures of me."

"But look at how handsome you look!" I moved closer next to him to show the photo "I mean all that pessimism from your face is gone and you look so happy! You look attractive in this picture; I don't want to delete it! Seeing you smile actually makes me smile!" I was happily admiring the photo. When I glanced at Lovi he was pouting making his cheeks all puffy, his blush stretching up to his ears.

With that the fangirl came out.

I quickly turned away from him and stared at the picture so I didn't freak out more over cuteness.

{Asdfgh~! He's so fucking cute~! I fucking love this Italian! Lovino will always be my favorite~! Eeee~ Tan lindo~!}

I was giggling madly using every ounce of my will power not to tackle him with a hug.

{Oh I wish I could hug him but he'd probably get mad, I don't want him to get mad.}

"Oi! Stop giggling like a idiot!"

I forced myself to stop and saluted him, "[6]Si señor!"

He rolled his eyes and stood up, "I'm going to throw the cups out." He took my empty gelato cup and entered the parlor, leaving me alone on the bench.

I continued to giggle and admired the sights until I noticed a man on the other side of the street drop his suit case allowing the contents inside to fly out. I jogged over to help him out.

"Grazie." He's pretty young.

"De nada!"

He held out his hand, "[7]Sono Mario e tu?"

I shook it and smiled "Tatiana."

He looked me once over, "Una ragazza come non dovrebbe essere qui da solo, è pericoloso."

I blinked. {What did he say?}

He must've noticed my confusion for he said, "A girl like should not be here alone, it's dangerous."

"Oh!" I nodded and responded confidently, "I can defend myself~!"

He stepped closer to me, "Of course."

I backed up, eyeing him, "What?"

He smiled, "[8]Potrebbe ottenere rapito," before I got to reply I heard a car pull up behind me and everything after that went by too fast for me to process. The next thing I knew I was tied up and blindfolded. I heard Mario speak, "e detenuti a scopo di riscatto."

[1] Rome - Formerly the capital of the Roman Empire, Rome today is the government seat and capital city of Italy. Located in the country's central region of Lazio, Rome is a vast and complex city that is both historic and modern at the same time.

[2] Scicily - is the largest island in the Mediterranean Sea with a rich and unique culture, especially with regard to the arts, music, literature, cuisine and architecture.

[3] Gelato - ice cream

[4] Pedazo de mierda, este puto helado – Piece of shit, this fucking ice cream…

[5] Porque – why?

[6] Si señor – Yes sir!

[7] Sono Mario e tu – I'm Mario and you?

[8] Potrebbe ottenere rapito, e detenuti a scopo di riscatto - You might get kidnapped and held for ransom.

DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN *SCREENSHAKESVIOLENTLY* Thanky you for readin'! :D