Jedi Ani Unduli: Lol That would make Batman too evil!
Lin36bffbecca: I was also thinking about her being like a mom to Roy, you've inspired me to wright something for them in a future chapter.
puzzleshippinglove: Oh Superboy didn't babysit Tim and Damien, though I find it absolutely hilarious at that thought. Superman's son babysitting Batman's sons, priceless! xD They aren't in the story cuz Dick is still 13.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, she owns nothing, neither does he! Or him or her(pointing to random people) especially not her! Oh but that one person in the corner helps think of ideas for the show.
Ch.26!
(Mt. Justice 4:00 training time)
"Recognized Black Canary." Dinah stepped out with a smile, that was Conner's cue. He ran towards her.
"Okay time to train..." she started. "Grrr." Conner cut her off. Did he just growl at me? Dinah thought. Superboy began barking and shaking, angrily at her, "RUFF! RUFF!" Dinah's expression was priceless, a hint of fear, worry, confusion mixed with anger.
He stopped barking at her to snarl. He showed his teeth and kept growling, "Grrrrr." Dinah had begun to back away, while YJ and Roy laughed hysterically at the show.
"Down boy Down!" Wally said wiping tears from his eyes. Conner made a fake attempt to bite Canary before joining the others on the couch.
Canary still a little shaken turned to glare at the kids, "What did you guys do?"
"Nothing, just a game we're playing." Rob said innocently. Let's go back...
(At Mt. Justice 3:23 p.m.)
"Recognized, Red Arrow."
Roy looked around. Artemis and Megan were talking. Conner was staring at the T.V. Wally and Rob were playing a racing game on the huge T.V. Kaldur looked up at him then went back to reviewing leader plan stuff.
Damn ever since I called him Jackass he doesn't offer me a smile anymore.
"Hey can someone tell me why I keep coming back here? I mean I was only supposed to play one round of Truth or Dare and some how I ended up going camping and washing cars with you guys, so why do I keep coming back here?" Roy spoke loudly so everyone could hear him
Artemis and Megan shrugged their shoulders, Conner and Kaldur ignored him.
But the bird and the speedster answered him at the same time in a sing song voice, "Because you love us!" they joked.(The day before Robin and Batman talked things out so now Robin wasn't depressed and back to his old self)
Roy wore a thoughtful expression, he shook his head "Nah that can't be it. Must be cuz there's free food and TV here."
"Ha Wally are you letting me win or do you just suck?" Robin mocked him in victory. Wally opened his mouth but everyone else beat him to it, "He just sucks."
Wally pouted, "I do not suck you suck! And you suck and you and you and you," he said pointing to all his team members.
"Soooo you don't want to play anymore?" the black haired 13 year-old asked turning off the game. "He needs a game that he can't lose in. Let's play T & D." Artemis said picking up a water bottle that was on a table.
They sat in a sloppy circle in the living room. It looked like this. Megan, next to her Conner next to him Kaldur next to him Robin next to him Wally next to him Artemis and next to her was Roy closing the circle.
Spining. Spin. Slowww down. STOP!
"Well fish man truth or dare?" Roy said with a smirk. Kaldur glared at him, "Truth he said threw gritted teeth." "Have you ever had a girlfriend, or going out? I vet you don't even know what that is!" he mocked Aqualad.
Roy just has to push his buttons, Kaldur answered him calmly "Yes I have had a girlfriend before, her name was Tula."
"Buttt you broke up with her cuz you found out you like guys now? Orr did you cheat on her! Did you cheat on her!" Roy taunted. Artemis elbowed him hard.
"No, she loved someone else," Kaldur said not trying not to lose his temper. "So you got dumped?" Roy added rubbing the area where Artemis struck him. This time both girls elbowed him. "Do us a favor and shut your mouth." Artemis whispered harshly to him.
"Just spin the bottle." Kaldur spoke regaining his calm side. Spin. Stop.
It landed on Superboy and the bottom on Wally. Time for more revenge! "Truth or Dare supes?"
"Dare." Conner said forgetting that Wally was still out for revenge. "I dare you to preform I'm a little tea pot infront of Superman!" Wally said eagerly. "I'm a little teapot?" Conner turned to Megan confused, she shrugged her shoulders. "What's that?" the clone asked in confusion.
"You don't know what that is! You learned it in Kindergarten. Oh wait I forgot. Um the tea pot dance is um, like you how do you explain it? Somebody show him the tea pot dance!" Wally said turning to Roy, Artemis and Robin. The three of them looked away. "You do it West it was your idea." Roy said pointing at him.
Wally blushed, "But if I do it then what's the point of him doing it! Ugh nevermind I'll just dare you to something else. Umm... I got it! Bark like a bulldog to everyone who comes out from the telaporters! You do know what a bulldog is right?"
Conner's turn to blush, "Yes! I'm not stupid!"
Awkward bottle spinning... The bottom landed on Robin and the top landed on Artemis. "So Artey truth or dare!" the hyper boy said jumping out of his seat.
Artemis scoffed, "I know what your like no way I'm picking dare. Truth."
Boy Wonder shrugged it off with a smile, "If anyone in this room could be your slave for day who would it be?"
Artemis looked around evilly, everyone became nervous. She finally landed her eyes on Wally, who gulped. "Kid Dork!" Then she spinned the bottle again.
The bottom part pointed to Roy, the top part pointed to Wally. "Truth or Dare KF?" Roy asked.
"Dare! Dare! Dare!" Wally said even more excited than Robin. "I dare you to be Artemis's slave for the day." Roy said with a laugh. Wally fell downcast, how did he not see this one coming? Artemis smiled, "Roy you just made my day, from now on call me master Wally."
"Roy you do know you just sold my soul to the devil?" Wally muttered burying his face into his hands. The others laughed at him. They spined the bottle again.
The top pointed to Robin and the bottom pointed to Conner. "Truth or Dare" the clone asked now getting interested. "DARE!" Robin said getting ready for a challenge. "I dare you to fill the League's HQ with laughing gas, show us proof if you do it." Robin had a evil glint in his eye, "Your challenge is accepted!" After that black Canary showed up.
(Back to 4 o'clock now 4:02)
Dinah shook her head, it was best not to ask. "Roy you don't need to train, but you can give some pointers to the others if you want to stay."
"Sorry, I have to go." He waved bye to them before running out.
"Okay, sparing today. Artemis go against Wally today, mix it up than the usual." Black C. directed.
They got into stances. as they circled eachother Artemis spoke. "Slave, let me kick your butt!" "Yes, Master." he grumbled miserably. Dinah, turned to the others who where cheering them on. "Slave? Master?"
"Again part of the game we're playing," Robin cleared up. "I see, note to self expect weird things from the kids." Dinah muttered. (Later at 4:30 p.m.)
"Recognized Captain Marvel, Recognized Green Arrow." Kaldur and Conner stopped sparing.
Again Conner ran to them and began to bark crazily at them.
Green Arrow was confused, and Captain Marvel hid behind him. "What's wrong with Superboy?" Green Arrow asked lightly poking the kid. Superboy's response was to bite his finger. "Ow! Hey! HE BIT ME! HE BIT ME!" Green Arrow said rubbing his injured finger. Captain Marvel got the hell out of there.
Canary rolled her eyes, "That's enough Conner. And stop being such baby Ollie." The YJ team was laughing.
"Wally go get me a water bottle, Spring Mountain." Artemis ordered. Green Arrow saw Wally go get her a drink, he smiled. Those two were starting to get along.
But GA frowned when Wally bent down on a knee and handed her the water as if she were a queen. "Master." he heard Wally call her. Artemis grabbed the water gulped some down, then spit it at him. What the? "It's too hot I wanted a cold water! Go get another one!" Oliver turned to Dinah, "It's a game." she whispered to him. "Ooh."
(At 6:00 p.m. training had finished)
"Recognized Red Arrow." "I'm back." Roy said looking around. Robin was sitting on the floor watching TV. Artemis was sitting in a armrest chair using Wally's back for a place to rest her feet. Kaldur was missing, no sign of Conner. Megan was sitting on the edge of the couch. "You guys want to eat fast food?" Roy said looking at the exhausted/hungry YJ members, they nodded their heads eagerly. (Conner had fallen asleep on the couch so he didn t bark and Roy couldn't see him laying down.)
"Kay I'll pay but someone has to go pick up the food." Roy offered.
"Why can't you go, we're tried!" Wally complained. "Foot rests don't complain!" Artemis said kicking him with a smirk. "I didn't bring any civvy clothes. And you guys are already in them." Roy said looking down at his costume.
"I'll go!" robin said eager, he still wasn't tired. "Wally I demand you to got with Rob, he can't carry it all." Artemis said waving him off. Roy gave his money to Robin. "What! Aww common what about aqualad?" wally protested.
"He's showering," Megan said facing a sleeping Conner, "And Superboy is sleeping."
"Artemis you and Megan can't go because...?"
"Because we're tried, and I'm your master!" Artemis snapped at him, she loved the power.
"Fine," he said with a sigh, "Where's the nearest fast food place?" he asked Megan since she lived in Happy Harbor.
About two blocks exiting the mountain.
"Oh that's not far common rob we can walk it." Wally said about to leave.
"We would of walked it either way, batman took away motorcycle privileges." Robin said with a laugh. "And don't you guys need to tell us what you want?"
"Surprise us." Artemis said with a yawn.
(two blocks down)
They arrived at a place called J.K.B. Wally tried to open the door. "Locked. But the sign says open!" wally said pulling on the door.
"Have you tried pushing it?" Robin suggested with a giggle. Wally pushed, "No still locked."
"Let me see," Robin read the sign, "Wally the sign says drive-thru open, inside is closed under construction."
"Oh that's weird. Well let's go through the drive-thru!" the 15-year old said making his way towards the drive-thru. Robin stopped him "That's for cars only! Let's go someplace else."
"The next place is probably miles away! Common they'll give us our food." wally said positive.
"Welcome to Joy Kings Burger what is your order?" the person asked in the com link. "See." Wally said proving his point to robin. They ordered.
But when they got to the paying window... "Sorry boys you need a car to get your food. How on earth did you order?" the employee lady asked. "Told ya." Rob said turning to Wally.
"We'll be back!" Wally said pulling rob with him.
(in the parking lot of JKB)
"Tada!" Wally said pointing to the object. "You want me to ride that with you pushing? Wally that's so, so stupid! It's so stupid it just might work!" Robin hoped in. "I've done stupider things with you I'll just add this on the list."
"What list?" Wally asked pushing the object. "The Retarded things I've done with Wally West list."
"OOh. Haha there's no way they can't give us our food now!" wally smirked in a sure to be victory.
"Boys you did come back, and with a...?" The woman said looking at them for answer.
"A shopping cart! It's got 4 wheels, a driver, and a passenger! It's officially a car." Wally told her with pride.
"Correction A Cart," she said with a chuckle "Kay boys you can get your food."
The boys hive-fived in victory, "Yes!" "Awesome!"
(Back at the mountain now it was 6:21 p.m.)
"We're back!" the boys said stepping back into the mountain.
"You didn't bark Supes." Wally said with a frown. The clone, now fully awake, answered, "You didn't step threw the teleporters."
"While they ate Artemis spoke I'm bored Wally entertain me, do the tea pot dance."
Wally choked on his fries. "Artemis have a heart," Robin said nicely, Wally smiled at his friend in thanks. "Have a heart and let him entertain some league members too!" Robin added with a cackle.
"No can do Rob, I'm bored and don't want to wait for the league." Artemis told him, "We're waiting Wally."
(In JL HQ)
"The teens have been acting very weird." Captain Marvel told other leaguers in the meeting they were having. In the meeting it was Flash, Wonder Woman, both Green Lanterns, Captain Marvel, and Hawk Woman.
"What do you mean, how weird Billy?" Hal Jordan asked(Aka one of the Green Lanterns)
"Um let's check the security camera to show you guys it's hard to explain." Marvel said pointing at one of the computers.
Flash super speed typed and a the kids came on to the screen, he put the volume up.
"They're eating nothing strange about that." Hawk woman said crossing her arms over her chest.
They saw Wally stand up and began to sing and dance. The Leaguers had their eyes glued to the screen.
"I'm a little tea pot! Short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout. When I get all steamed up I just shout, tip me over and pour me out!"
"I forgot how it goes," Wally stopped singing. "It's a good thing I searched up the lyrics huh?" Artemis said handing him her phone.
Wally blushed reading the lyrics to himself. "Wally we're waiting!" Artemis said impatiently.
"I'm a very special pot, it's true." he grumbled. The other teens chuckled. The Leaguers chuckled too, minus Flash who was wondering what the hell his nephew was doing.
"Here's an example of what I can do. I can turn my handle into a spout."
"Tip me over and pour me out."
"There I sang! Happy now, and Conner now you know what the tea pot song is." KF said about to sit back down.
"I got that that song confused with the potty dance song, how does that one go again?" Roy asked. Wally sent him a glare. "You know I too get confused Wally preform it for us." Artemis said clapping her hands of so mighty.
Instead of arguing he decided to get it over with.
"Do the (clap clap) potty dance!
Right side cross(Crosses his right leg)
Left side cross(crosses his left led)
Step, step!
Toes, waist, celebrate!
Do the (clap clap) potty dance!" Wally had even done all the gestures. The teens were on the floor laughing. "Wally just preformed a pull up comercial for toddlers. Barry that kid needs help." John Stewart(the other Green Lantern) said with a laugh. The Flash glared at him.
"But, you must show Conner and Megan how to do the hokey pokey!" Robin had to open his mouth. Artemis shook her head in agreement.
"Grrr, Fine. Wally never backs out and if being a slave he has to be, he will obey his master. Megan, Conner get up we're doing the hokey pokey." Wally said getting ready. "Is it just me or did he just say he was a slave?" Diana(aka Wonder Woman) said confused. "It's just you." BArry growled out. "No, I'm pretty sure he said slave." Captain Marvel added agreeing with her. "Shut up." Flash spoke trying to defend his nephew but it was getting harder to do if he kept singing.
"You put your right hand in,
you put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in And you shake it all about."
"You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it s all about!" his nephew sang the silly song while doind the silly dance.
Flash turned off the computer unable to watch anymore, a unreadable expression on his face.
"Hey I was watching that!" Captain Marvel said defensively. The other Leaguers were laughing.
Flash became the laughing stock the whole day.
A/N: I think it was lacking humor but I wasn't in the mood while typing it. Ah I still have T & D's for this, the grand one I will hold for the end it will go with the laughing gas chapter. Shopping cart true story, it happened to my cousins when they went to McDonald's. The inside was closed only the drive-thru was open and they wouldn't give them food cuz they had no car so they got a shopping cart and McDonald's gave them their food! xD Oh should Conner bark at Batman? Who want's to see that! Review and tell me.