Day 89.99999999999999999.9- Faust becomes a Power Ranger
Well, today was probably not one of my most favorite days so far. It wasn't the fact the Faust is here living with us, but the fact, that he watched the show Power Rangers today, and wanted to become one. "YEAH!!!" screamed Faust after he watched the program "I wantsa become one of thems guys!" he bluntly stated. "Who guys?" asked Teepo. "THOSE POWER RANGERD PEOPLES!" he screamed into my ear. "Damn it Faust, there goes my eardrum." I said. After that he ran outside. "Now what the fuck is he going to do?" I asked Teepo. "I don't know, I'm not his mom… or maybe I am." said Teepo confused. After me and Teepo looked out the window into the backyard, we witnessed Faust making what looked like clay statues of people. "FAUST!" yelled Teepo out of the window. "What are you doing?" "I'm making the powder ranckers!!!" screamed Faust back… It made me a little more aware of the mentality of Faust, and what he can do. Soon, Jack and Chris joined Faust outside to help him out with the sculptures.
When the clay/ dirt statues were done, they actually looked like the Power Rangers too, Jack thought that they looked so real, that they must have been real, so he kept asking out the yellow ranger… even though she was made of clay/ dirt, and said nothing, Jack persisted. Faust then decided it was time to have lunch, and ate the pink ranger. Chris walked off and made a sandwich out of dirt, while Jack then proceeded to take the dirt model of the yellow ranger out on a date. Faust made a power ranger suit also out of dirt, and proceeded to wear it. "Hey guys! I'm A Power Ranger now!" he screamed yet again into not mine, but Teepo's ear this time, causing it to bleed. Faust then built a zord out of dirt too, and decided to pilot it, and destroy half the city. Jack, on the other hand, ended up having to pay child support… to a child made out of dirt… He's in court right now… deciding over the claim, that he raped the yellow ranger. We found Chris passed out from eating about 27 dirt sandwiches. The other people didn't appear today…I think they got wise today and stayed home, or left…I need to stick more roofies back into the couch… stupid Faust.
OH, Faust's reign of terror with the zord thing ended when it started to rain, and the dirt figures melted into the earth, finishing that stupid incident. I'm going to bed, I hope this doesn't happen again.