"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Jutsu/Kurama Talking"

Chapter 26 - Minato's Master plan.

Naruto, Senju, wife-Kushina and Mikoto had spent the week training and together with the other rookie teams and Team Gai. Naruto was a little bit jealous of Senju as he seemed to have a certain way to gain the interest of both of the Kurenai in this world. The Kurenai from Senju' sworld – who will from now on be referred to as Senju Kurenai - he could understand why, she seemed a little bit.. obsessed. But the Kurenai from this world seemed normal, just from his original world, but even so she was only eyeing Senju all the time. It pissed him off. He wanted a Kurenai as well.

Another one who was pissed of by Senju getting so much attention from Kurenai was her supposed boyfriend, Asuma. It had gotten to the point that he had started insulting Naruto, blaming him for it all. It pissed Naruto off. He had not done anything this time but he sure as hell wished it as his fault. Naruto ended up offering Asuma a redhead in exchange, kinda like a peace offering. Unfortunately he wasn't interested in that as he didn't have the balls for it. That was when Naruto remembered something. It was something Hiruzen had told him in every world he had visited, including this Hiruzen from the Senju world.

"My potential and greatness skipped a generation"

Naruto grinned as he pictured his old student. So there was still hope!

In the end Asuma did nothing while Senju didn't get anywhere with the Kurenai of this world due to the Kurenai of the Senju world interfering. Naruto was glad that she was here, it seemed like she didn't let any other woman get close to Senju. That meant that he wouldn't have share Anko, Shizune or any other of the women that he actually liked. Hopefully.

As the week passed, the day of the council meeting arrived. The council meeting that was a result of what Naruto had done to Sasuke on the training grounds before he disappeared into the anima. Naruto had arrived at the council chambers together with Hiruzen who insisted that Senju came as well. Senju coming along confused Naruto slightly. He was the last person he thought would be interested in a boring political meeting like this one. Since Senju would be there, that meant that Senju Kurenai would be there as well since she never let him out of her sight.

Naruto would soon learn why Hiruzen had wanted him to come along. When Hiruzen heard how this supposed council was made up, he was dumbfounded. He couldn't understand why these people were in a council, making decisions that should be made by the Hokage and the Hokage only. He could understand the clan heads getting a say and even the old advisers, old and senile they may be. But a freaking civilian council? What do they have to do with ninja business, he wondered.

When the four of them arrived to the council chambers, all members of the council, including the Hokage, were seated around a large rectangular table. Minato motioned for Naruto to come sit in the seat next to him while Hiruzen, Senju and Kurenai would have to stand up behind them. No one had yet to notice that Hiruzen was here, alive and well. That was due to him wearing his old red and white Hokage robe and hat. His hat was tilted downwards, covering most of his face while he had pulled up his robe enough to cover the lower part of his face. He was just here to observe, he wouldn't interfere nor reveal himself if he didn't need to.

When Naruto had taken his seat, Minato spoke "So.." He said in a bored tone "Uchiha Sasuke was offended because Naruto used a genjutsu on him" Minato sighed as he thought 'I just want to go back to reading my manga' before continuing "What should we do, oh honorable council?"

A fat old lady from the civilian council stood up with her fist clenched and screamed "YOUR WORTHLESS SON DARED TO USE A TECHNIQUE ON THE LAST UCHIHA-SAMA!"

A loud snore was heard, coming from the direction of Shikaku before another civilian council member stood up and yelled "HE HAS TO PAY FOR THIS!"

"THAT'S RIGHT!" A third one yelled as the fourth one, another fat one, a man this time stood up which caused his stomach to slam into the table, shaking it as he roared "FOR THIS CRIME AGAINST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR UCHICHA-SAMA, YOU, HOKAGE-SAMA, HAVE TO GIVE HIM YOUR WIFE AND DAUGTHER TO BREED!"

The three elders, Danzo, Koharu and Homura had decided to keep quiet because they knew exactly who the person was that stood behind Minato. They had nothing to do with this meeting nor had they heard of this stupid demand that the civilian council just made. All they wanted was for Tayuya to die so they could get the Kyuubi, or get her to join root, harmless stuff like that.

The Shinobi council was kinda used to the civilian council making unrealistic demands like this, but never did they think they would actually suggest something stupid like this. They stared at Minato with worried expressions, worried that he would actually go along with it, as he always did.

"Uh-huh" Minato responded with a bored tone, flipping open a page of a manga book "As you wish, for as long as Sasuke is alive he may breed my wife and daughter"

Naruto turned to Minato and said "What the fuck did you just say?" with a expression of pure disbelief.

Minato turned to Naruto and stared into his eyes without saying anything. Naruto was sure he could see "2D! 2D! 2D!" spelled out in his eyes.

"Oh boy.." Hiruzen muttered as he removed his hat. The reaction of everyone there was instant "Sandaime-sama!?" (Lord Third Hokage?)

"Hm?" Hiruzen responded out of his nose then turned to Senju "Do it.."

Senju grabbed the sheath of his sword "As you command, Monkey.." everyone's focus was now on the person that looked like a younger brother to Naruto who was smiling back at them in a way that scared the living hell out of them.

"What are you looking at you lowlife?" A civilian council member screamed.

"Stop smiling like that!"

"I don't like the way you're looking at me, kid!"

"Minato, control your spawn!"

"Hue hue hue" Senju laughed as he stood up "Senju.." he whispered before disappearing from everyone view, they still heard his voice ring loudly into their ears "Hanauta Sancho..."

The elders, the head of the clans and the Hokage, Minato, all stared in both awe and surprise as the new dead civilian council members that had been cut in half.

Senju stood on the opposite side of the table with his back turned to them, while he sheathed his sword "Yahazu giri!" (Three-Verse Humming: Arrow-Notch Slash)

Shikaku woke up and stared at all the dead bodies on the opposite side of the table, he then turned to Minato "Told you this council thing was a bad idea"

"Huh?" Minato responded with a tic mark on his forhead "This was your idea, baka. You told me it would mean less work for us"

Shikaku chuckled "Oh yeah.."

Hiashi stood up "They were fated to die today" he then smiled as he stared at Hiruzen "Oh and am I fucking glad to see you or what?"

Hiruzen chuckled then his expression hardened as he yelled "Minato!"

"Mmh, what do you want old man?" Minato responded in the same bored tone.

"Why did you let this happen? Why did you give civilians such power? And were you really going to let a fucking Uchiha do that to your..."

Hiruzen was interrupted by an extremely loud and ear piercing wail "WRAAAAAAAAAH!" Naruto yelled as he stood up. If they thought Senju's grin earlier was scary, that was nothing to his current expression. For years, Ace and Natsu had warned everyone about not messing with Naruto as they knew he could snap at any moment. It wouldn't take much for him to snap either, so they had to very careful when dealing with him. Natsu and Ace had come up with some rules that applied to Naruto and the people close to him.

First rule, don't mess with his family. Second rule, if you're going to hook up with his women, make sure to ask first. Third rule, do not talk about the Uchiha clan, especially not in a posetive manner. Fourth rule, always bring a sake bottle. Fifth rule, read rule one again and make sure to never, ever insult or talk about his mother in any way other than in the most respectful way possible.

Naruto stared at Minato with a crazy expression, bug eyed and his mouth open before grabbing him by his throat "You're a dead man, substitute Hokage!"

When Naruto thought he had crushed Minato's throat, his father had disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"A clone?" Hiruzen wondered, had hadn't realized before meaning that Minato was skilled enough to fool even him. 'Then where is..' Hiruzen thought as he stared out the window. When he saw the Hokage monument with the stone faces of the current and past Hokage's, he saw Minato pointing a kunai to Uchiha's Sasuke's throat on top of Tobirama's head.

"Do you have any last words, Uchiha!" Minato yelled with a crazy look that mirrored Naruto's.

Naruto stared out the window as well, what he saw pissed him off even more. Now that substitute Hokage was even trying to take his kill. Naruto wasn't alone in thinking that as both Hiruzen and Senju jumped out of the window before him.

"DIE UCHIHA!" Senju roared while Hiruzen followed after "LET ME AT HIM, SHITTY BRAT!"

'Kurama' Naruto spoke.

'Yes sir..' Kurama responded through gritted teeth, already knowing what Naruto wanted from him. Naruto teleported in a split second to Minato's position, taking the Uchiha away from his hold.

"Stand back, all of you!" Naruto yelled while standing on top of the Hashirama stone head, as he held the Uchiha in one hand while pointing a Rasengan at him. Hiruzen, Minato and Senju stood at Minato's previous position on top of Tobirama's head, glaring at Naruto.

"Let him down, son" Minato growled.

Senju smiled in what could be best described as a smile that would even give demon chills. His eyes had changed as well as he now had slitted pupils. It looked like what Naruto would look like after he called on the Kyuubi's chakra at a young age. The main difference now was that Senju's eyes, remained blue and Senju was releasing an inhuman amount of killing intent. Killing intent so potent that Naruto thought he was using Haki. Hiruzen and Minato was affected by the killing intent as they both saw a vision of them getting killed by Senju in an instant. Naruto did not see such a vision since that Genjutsu caused by Senju's eyes only worked on someone with less chakra than himself. Naruto and Senju are the same person, which means they have the same amount of chakra. Naruto did however get slightly unnerved by the way Senju was looking at him. He seemed like some kind of killing machine, a beast, ready to strike at any moment.

"Senju.." Senji whispered in a darker tone than usual as he grabbed the sheath of his sword. As he did, both Minato and Hiruzen recovered from that Genjutsu, both sweating as they glared at Senju. Their focus quickly returned to Naruto who still carried a crying Sasuke while pointing a rasengan at him.

"Let me handle this, brat" Hiruzen yelled as he grabbed a kunai.

"Why I would like nothing more than to bury myself in the world of 2D" Minato spoke calmly before his eyes hardened and his crazy expression returned "You'd have to kill me ten times before I let a fucking Uchiha near my wife and daughter!"

"Wahaha!" Naruto laughed as he stared at his so called family "Look at what you have done, Uchiha"

"Eh uh eh" Sasuke cried "You're wrong! You're all wrong!" he whined.

Hiruzen growled at him "I have had enough of you!" as he raised his arm, ready to throw the Shuriken.

Senju took a deep breath then spoke "Ittoryu Iai..."

"In the name of my father, Tobirama Senju, I will execute you, Uchiha Sasuke!" Minato yelled with a rasengan of his own charged up in his right hand.

"Wahaha" Naruto laughed again "After I've killed this Uchiha, you three are next"

That had two of them halt for a second as they realized that something was wrong with Naruto. Senju didn't care though, the Uchiha had to die and no one would stop him.

As Senju blasted off towards them, Naruto spoke "Any last words, Sasuke?"

"I.. I..." Sasuke began as he sniffled "I didn't tell them to do that, what I told them was..."

A cackling Kurama appeared on top of Naruto's head, armed with a guitar that he used to slam Senju away, delaying the Uchiha slayer for a moment.

"Speak Sasuke.." Naruto spoke he moved the rasengan closer to Sasuke's head.

Sasuke then clenched his buttcheeks and yelled as loud as he could manage "I TOLD THEM I WANTED THE HOKAGE'S SON IN MY BUTT!"

Out of surprise and disgust, Naruto dropped Sasuke while Hiruzen raised an eyebrow. Minato released the rasengan as he began chuckling 'Perfect..' he thought.

Senju who had been smashed into the mountain by Kurama, had recovered and was charging at the young Uchiha through the air again "DIE!" he roared, not giving a damn about what had just been said. Senju slashed through the air, sending a visible attack from his sword aimed at Naruto and Sasuke "Sanjuraku Pondo Ho!" he yelled.

Naruto didn't evade it, instead he covered his free hand in armament haki, turning it pitch black, then re-directed the attack up into the sky.

"Speak sense" Naruto spoke calmly, ignoring Senju as he sent attack after attack after him from a distance.

"Ze-hahaha" Hiruzen laughed as he fell and landed on his back.

Minato laughed as well but he at least managed to speak between laughs "You have my blessing, Sasuke-san"

"T-T-T-The council" Sasuke stammered "Have some kind of obsession with red heads... No matter how many times I tell them I am not interested in such people, they always try to change my mind and force it on me.."

Naruto raised an eyebrow "You don't like the red heads?"

Sasuke nodded "Not only red heads.. I don't like women.."

Naruto dropped Sasuke as his bugged eyes became even more bugged "So you're saying!?" he screeched.

Sasuke stood up and screamed back at him "That's right!"

Naruto surprised everyone as he sighed, his expression turning back to his normal one, meaning that the world was safe for a little while longer. "Yeah that sounds about right" Naruto spoke while nodding.

"So you understand now?" Sasuke asked with wide, hopeful eyes "That my ass belong to you, NARUTO-KYUUUN!"

Naruto didn't answer him, he just stared at Sasuke with an expression that was unreadable. Senju was roaring loudly however "I thought that I and Itachi had reached a solution to this. But it seems, the perversions of the Uchiha's has gone so far that it has reached another universe!"

"What!?" Sasuke yelled and this time it was his turn to glare at someone with a crazy, bug-eyed expression "ITACHI!?"

"Isn't that nice, son?" Minato asked with a kind smile "Now you two can hate the world together as you join together in the deepest darkness.."

Hiruzen snorted out in laugther "GOOD ONE MINATO!"

Naruto tilted his head has he stared at his father from another universe with his eyes half lidded. "What's so funny, Substitute Hokage, old man?" he asked.

Hiruzen was near tears due to laughing too much "Didn't you hear him!?" he yelled.

"And you thought I was gay" Minato added with a loud laugh of his own.

"Hueh." Naruto exclaimed in a bored manner before questioning "What did you say?"

Eight hours later, evening Namikaze/Uzumaki household

Uchiha Sasuke had somehow escaped with his life. He could no longer rely on the civilian council or the elders as they no longer had any power in the village. Thats due to the civilian council members all being dead while the elders had lost their positions due to Hiruzen's arrival. Hiruzen was now Minato's sole adviser as the council had been terminated. The clan heads were overjoyed with this fact so none of them protested.

The reason Sasuke had escaped death was because Naruto had at the end realized what Sasuke's words meant. He was a faggot who was in love with Naruto. Naruto couldn't blame him, he was in love with himself as well. Now this didn't mean that Naruto liked Sasuke's attention or anything like that, his homosexuality only just saved his life because Naruto was kinda flattered. He would make sure to find Sasuke a good man some day, someone who would deeply care for his ass.

Naruto's real beef from today was with his supposed father, Namikaze Minato. He could tolerate Hiruzen and his mocking laughter as he was entitled to it due to his many sacrifices in the past. This substitute Hokage however, could not make any claims like that.

After returning to the Namikaze house, Naruto had immediately been captured by his wife, Kushina. She had captured him by rope as per usual and begun pulling him up the stairs towards their room. His real mother from his original world, had tried to stop them as she followed after them... It ended up with Naruto's wife chaining Naruto's mom with chakra chains, forcing her to watch Naruto fuck her alternative self for hours. When Naruto was done and his wife was asleep with a happy smile. He had gone downstairs to find the substitute Hokage.

He found him in the living room sitting on the sofa, watching a movie with his own wife, Kushina. Naruto stared at the Kushina from this world, motioning for her to come with his hand. Kushina did just that with a curious expression.

"Do you need anything Naruto?" she asked.

"Yeah" Naruto spoke with an emotionless expression. Kushina heard Kurenai's loud moaning from upstairs which had her blush. It seemed Senju was doing work on his wife again and they were as loud as always.

"QUIET DOWN YOU CUNTS!" Tayuya yelled as she slammed into the wall of her room.

Minato stared at Naruto with a knowing smile. Naruto then grabbed Kushina, putting both of his hands on her waist.

"Naruto?" she stammered.

Naruto leaned in and whispered "Have you ever been fucked for three days straight, ttebayo?"

Kushina turned beet red at the question while Minato grabbed his comic book "2D!" he muttered.

"N-no" Kushina responded, stammering again uncharacteristically.

Naruto spun Kushina around then pulled up her green dress. He then pulled down his own pants "OI!" Naruto roared "I'm gonna fuck your wife now, motherfucker!" before thrusting into Kushina who moaned in delight "Yes, ttebane! Fucking finally!"

"Wahaha!" Naruto laughed as he stared at Minato with a crazy smile.

"Heh" Minato responded in a snort "She's your problem now!"

Suddenly time seemed to stop for Naruto. Wait a minute, he thought. Why was he so carefree, had Minato planned all this? Did he knew this was going to happen? Was this the whole reason for the council meeting? Had he come up with this whole deliberate plan just to get this red head out of his hands!?

Minato stared at them, wiggling his eyes at Naruto "Two kids is enough for me, son. She is your problem now!"

Thanks for reading.