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"Danmit! Why did the commie have to come so soon!" America growled, glaring at the box containing said 'commie'.
England hit him, "Russia isn't communist anymore."
"Kesesese~ America's a retar- ow! West! What the fuck was that for!" Prussia grumbled, rubbing his head where his brother hit him.
Germany sighed, "There's no need to start an argument with England so early."
"But don't you, like, wake up earlier to, like, go running or something? I toats wouldn't do that BTW, because I would, like, hate getting all sweaty and stuff. Its toats gross." Poland declared, Riley nodding in agreement.
Rena muttered under her breath as she stared at the manual, taking a deep breath she glanced at the box before screaming "BROTHER!" Illicting wincing frome those outside and sobbing from those inside. Prussia decided now would be an awesome time to go to school and if he dragged West with him it was because he was an awesome brother who knew his less awesome then him but still more awesome then everyone else brother enjoyed being on time or early for things. When Romano followed, that was just cowardance. And unawesome because West was his shield- not that he needed a sheild, but West offered and he was too good of a brother to say no. England pulled America after them, opting not to have a fight between the two. France followed, having been ordered by Finland to give the other five their lunches when he caught up.
"Russia?" China asked hesitantly as he opened the box, eying the chains with a wary acceptance that comes from knowing Russia.
The sobbing paused, "China? Is...belarus..h-here?"
"No..."China trailed as the taller stepped out of the box.
Rena tilted her head back to look at the russian, "We have to go to school...do you want to stay or..?"
"I will go with China, da." Russia nodded. "Comrades stick together, da."
Kasem nodded, ignoring China who was shaking his head. "Yes, friends stay together. Let's go, quicker to school the quicker to home."
"Me and China will share classes, da? China will become one with russia." Russia said.
China gapped a moment before speaking. "My boss said no- aru!"
"Your boss?"Russia smiled. "Bosses die all the time. Once yours does you will become one with me. Kolkolkol..."
So the rest left leaving behind Sweden, Finland, Riley and the dogs. The three glanced at eachother before Riley darted off to feed the dogs, letting the two have their own alone time.

[I Will Remeber You]

"You will give me my classes now, da?" Russia asked the office lady.
Rena glanced at the semi-oblivious woman, her being only semi as she was shivering from the aura being displayed but believed it was a draft instead of the russian. "Ivan would like to be in Yao's classes, except for the elective as he'll take...erm...computer lab?..."
"Is Ivan also your son ma'am?" The woman asked polietly as she typed.
Rena looked up at the looming male that dwarfed her and shuddered imagining what giving birth to that must have felt like. "N-no," she squeaked before coughing. "He's a nephew...who is exteamly attatched to my gender confused child..."
"Oh! So sex changes do run in the family! Ivan's mother, right?" The woman laughed handing over the paper.
Rena stalled a moment before unsuccessfully trying to push Russia out with China's help, said male stared at the woman before stating. "All will become one with Mother Russia, before that happens you will die so you won't taint Russia with your stupidity, da?"

There's a new poll up for up comming countries on my profile!

Russia's last sentance is my favorite part of this.