*Shouts from her hiding place!*
Hello! Can you all hear me? No? Well.. I'm not coming out for my hiding place just yet..
How is everyone? Good? Bad? Feeling just blah? I'm in the middle of Good and Blah so I'm Glah or Bood? Glah sounds better don't you think..
English weather at the moment has been nuts and I mean nuts, it's been boiling here since Tuesday I thinks and it's not gonna be slowing down..!
So I would like to thank you for reviewing and reading my last chapter Having over 100 reviews is BRILLIANT! THANK YOU! Every time I read it I'm like 'I wrote that?' noooo way! But thank you to the following!
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Okay all my reviews dealt with :o)! Let's press on shall we? So we are now actually going into the AWE movie plot now.. (about time too! Lol) This chapter is mainly on Jenna again :P Flik will be back next chapter don't worry!
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Chapter 26: Gaga, Mcbeardy, and Where is she?
Singapore
"Do you know how to paddle?" Fish Lips asked Jenna before they set off from the harbour they were docked at.
"Sure.. There is a lot of swishing…and stuff…" Jenna replied, shrugging her shoulders then picking up the spare paddle which was laying on the seat next to her.
"Yer be careful..I'll meet you up the river.."
Jenna looked up to see Barbossa standing over them still, his hands on his hips looking down at them.
"Are the other's in position?"
"Yes - They will be ready when the time comes…" He nodded to Fish Lips, she nodded back before taking her paddle herself, pushing the boat off the side into the open water…
"Are you ready to paddle Jenna?" Jenna looked up from her position, holding the paddle in both hands making sure it was tight and not going to slip anytime soon.
"Of course.." She replied, putting the paddle into the water moving it back and forth she remembered from watching movies in the 'real' world how people would paddle so she tried copying their motions..
"Jenna.. Are you actually paddling back there?"
"What do you mean…?"
"We seem to be going in a circle…." Fish Lips turned her head towards the girl and titled her head into a nod to outside the small boat where they were moving in a circular motion.
"Oh keep your panties on…" Jenna mumbled under her breathe to the woman before switching sides of the boat putting her paddle into the other bit of the water making them to straight this time.
"Panties?" She repeated with an confused look on her face almost frowning, she shook her head before turning it back to its original position and then paddling herself switching each time.
"Ahhhh.. That's how you do it…"
"Yes, please don't capsize us..…" Jenna heard Elizabeth murmured to herself, both girls continued the motion of paddling till they came out of the harbour and turning past the small pier to a dark tunnel..
"Are we going through there?" Jenna asked, as she kept paddling then stopping because Elizabeth before her had taken her paddle out to survey the tunnel looking to the right and left of the old brick work before her.
"Yes, this is the entrance to Singapore… Now stay quiet…"
"Why?"
"Just… shut it…" Fish Lips snapped quickly, which Jenna was taken back a little using one of the phrases that her and Flik would regularly use if they got annoyed at someone or something.
"Sorry Miss PMS…Carry on" Jenna replied as she began to paddle along with her going into the entrance quietly with the only sound of the water below them swishing because of their paddles… Inside the entrance it was pitch black, with a few houses each side of them with their lanterns on, there was also a few people staring at them as they rode up the river deeper into the city.. Jenna noticed there was a few officers marching over the head of the bridge they were just going under quietly..
"Bloody Scarface.." She mumbled to herself..
"...the bell has been raised from its watery grave; hear its sepulchral tone? A call to all, pay heed the squall…."
Jenna turned her head back to Fish Lips in front of her - she had started singing! Oh great she thought..
"You can't be serious?"
"Sorry…?" Fish lips whispered back to her stopping in the middle of the song to answer her.
"Can't we sing something else..?" Jenna muttered back, adjusting the hat on her head with one hand.
"Sing something else… We need to sing this song…"
"Who said you had to sing it eh? Was it Barbossa?" She retorted back rolling her eyes, keeping a steady pace with the paddle as they still paddled along..
"Yes"
"Well.. I'm gonna sing something else…" Jenna smiled to herself thinking to herself for a minute about what song to actually sing, she chewed her lip for a second frowning going through a play list in her head till the light bulb blinked on.
"I've got it…" She opened her mouth silently, as she watched Fish Lips shaking her head.
"Hello hello baby, You called? I can't hear a thing.. I've got no service in the club you say? You say? What did you say? You're breaking up on me… I'm kinda busy…"
Fish Lips's head shot around at that moment, her eyes open wide mystified at the words coming out of Jenna's mouth, the girl just winked at her and then skipped to the good bit..
"Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk anymore - I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.. Stop telephonin' me… I'm busy… I'm busy"
"I don't know this song…" before Jenna could sing the rest, she stopped and looked at Fish Lips looking back at her.
"Urm, it's by an artist called Lady Gaga…" Jenna smiled, then began humming the rest nodding along to the tune in her head.
"Flik's mum?"
"Pardon?"
"Flik said this 'Lady Gaga' was her mother?" Fish Lips replied, with a shrug of her shoulders then concentrating in front of her.
"She said what…?"
"Flik said her mother was Lady Gaga… we are nearly there…ahem.." Jenna sat back quietly shaking her head in disbelief signing.
" and turn your sails toward home!... Yo ho, all together, hoist the colours high. Yo ho, thieves.…" Fish Lips started singing again, as the boat came into another docking area, Jenna watched her put the paddle down and hearing her still hum the song as she tied the rope onto the end post.. She turned her head to Jenna nodding towards the dock as a signal 'it's a time to get out'.
Jenna nodded back, and made her way onto the dock without falling over or splashing into the gap of water between the boat and the dock itself, Fish Lips went first.. Her eyes scanning the place first..
"Hoist the colours high, Yo ho.. Thieves…"
" and beggar, never say we die…." Jenna jumped into Fish Lips making them both fall over on the spot, Jenna landing body first onto her back at the voice suddenly disturbing the silence.
"God! That scared me half to death!"
"Can you get off me?" Fish Lips mumbled, her head first against the wood.. Jenna could tell her face would be not a nice picture when she got off her… Huffing, Jenna scrambled off the top of Fish Lips, holding out her hand to her but the woman didn't accept but stood on her own glaring evilly at her.
Fish lips looked up at that moment to see where the voice was coming from, in front of them both was 4 short men staring back at them with their hands ready at their sides grabbing the handles of the swords strapped to their waist.
"A dangerous song for two women to be singing, for anyone ignorant of it's meaning. Particularly two women.. Particularly two women alone" The first man said standing forward smirking at them both.
"Hey she was singing it…" Jenna butted in, raising an eyebrow pointing at Fish lips..
"I had nothing to do with it.."
"Jenna this isn't the time…"
"He just accused me of singing a song I wasn't singing…"
Suddenly there was to the left of them heavy footsteps coming down the stone stairs.. Jenna turned slightly to see Barbossa standing there, his hands on his hips..
"What makes you think they are alone?"
"You protect them?"
'Uh oh' Jenna thought to herself, drawing her attention back to Elizabeth who now grabbed a dagger she had hidden earlier before meeting Jenna unexpectedly moved quickly behind the man talking putting the dagger towards his neck, whispering in his ear..
"What makes you think I need protecting..?"
"Not your brightest move Fish lips…" Jenna muttered, everyone turned and looked at her puzzled at her comment, Fish lips and Barbossa exchanged looks..
"What.. It isn't…" Jenna crossed her arms breathing out as they all stared at her..
"She's yer friend…" Barbossa pointed out then made his way over to Elizabeth, grabbing her wrist pulling the dagger away from the man's neck.
"Your master is expectin' us.. An unexpected death would cast a slight pall on our meetin'…" He explained to her as he took the dagger away from her grip, faintly nodding in her direction.. At that moment, all of them turned their heads upwards.. Jenna looked confused for a second before doing the same noticing another bunch of officers marching pass their heads - she recognized a few of them from the ship she was travelling on with Scarface which means Scarface wasn't too far behind them.
"Jenna!"
Her head snapped down to see Elizabeth waving her hand over to their position, Barbossa followed the men through what seemed like a tunnel passage way going deeper into the houses of the place they were in, Jenna shook her head and quickly followed her.. She walked behind Barbossa and Fish lips who were in front of her as they followed the other men going along a dark passage way..
"Have you heard anything from Will.. And Flik…?" Elizabeth's eyes darted quickly over her shoulder at Jenna who was staring off in a complete different direction, she didn't know if the girl was listening to her or not but she had to be careful.. Barbossa caught hint of this and nodded..
"I trust young Turner and Flik to acquire the charts, and you two remember your place in the presence of Capt Sao Feng.."
"Hey Mcbeardy, I resent that…" Jenna's voice cropped up into the conversation both of they were having.
"Is he that terrifying?"
"I bet he's a right pussy cat…"
"Will you be quiet, Missy!" Barbossa snapped at Jenna, making her eyes go wide and nod to herself.
"He's much like myself, but absent my merciful nature and sense of fair play.."
Jenna scoffed at that remark, rolling her eyes as he gave her another evil look..
The men in front of the them stopped suddenly at a large door, Jenna watched how the man Fish Lips threatened earlier knocking at the door..a panel in the door then slid open revealing a pair of eyes staring back at them.
"Hoi"
The panel went back quickly as the door opened to them revealing even more men busying themselves, All of them stepped through looking about the place before they could move off, the small man stood opposite them pointing the two trays that his men where holding..
"Weapons please.." Jenna watched how Barbossa rolled his eyes before sliding his sword out his belt and the gun too.. Elizabeth walked forward only to be stopped by the small man again.
"You think because she is a woman, we would not suspect her of treachery?"
"Well, when you put it that way.." Barbossa commented looking in Fish Lips's direction..
"Remove please…"
Elizabeth huffed slightly, removing her hat throwing it to Jenna to catch then her outer coat revealing an leather harness with bombs and guns on it!
"No wonder that boat was heavy…" Jenna eye spied the harness Elizabeth was wearing, she watched as Elizabeth continued to remove swords and an cannon ball from her boot and another sword hidden down her trousers.
"What are you, Mary Poppins? All you need now is Dick Van Dyke with his dodgy British accent…"
"Who is Mary Poppins?" The small man asked her, looking in Jenna's direction frowning..
"My mum…" She muttered, then drew her attention back to Elizabeth moving forward once again only to be stopped, "Remove, please.." his eyes gestured towards her trousers, she looked down and heard the other men sniggering around her as she removed her trousers.
"You! Weapons?"
"Nope, I don't have any.." Jenna replied with a smile.
"She had weapons…" The man nodded over to Elizabeth putting her trousers on to the tray where the weapons she had laying there.
"Well she would, I'm not that dumb enough to bring weapons into this armed fortress…" Jenna replied smiling wide at Elizabeth, Barbossa chuckled some what at Jenna's comment.
"She is correct.."
"Why cheers, Mcbeardy.." Jenna gave him a quick wink, making the man cough and turn away.. She silently laughed but was interrupted..
"Remove, please" This time he gestured down to her dress smiling slyly.. Jenna looked down at her own dress thinking what did she have under this? The answer was nothing except her bra and panties..
"Urm, How about I just.." Jenna grabbed a bunch of material from her knee downwards and started ripping all around till the dress was only knee length showing her bare legs to everyone, she shrugged and handed the material to the small man with another smile.
"How's this?"
"That will do…" He nodded, throwing the material to the floor heading backwards turning around walking away, they followed him once again through another passage way leading into another large room where there was a few baths and men having baths.. They were stopped suddenly, Jenna's eyes drifted pass Barbossa's shoulder to see a bald man with several scratches on his face turning around in his robe to face them.. 'Sao Feng' she automatically thought, and saw Barbossa start bowing and nudging Elizabeth, nodding his head towards Jenna to do the same.. Jenna bowed awkwardly towards the man.
"Captain Barbossa, Welcome to Singapore… more steam." Sao Feng nodded to one of his girls standing near to him, she nodded back pulling on a rope.. Jenna looked towards the floorboards smiling a little thinking of Gibbs, Cotton, Marty and the others below them trying to fight the guy..
"I understand you have a request to make of me.." He continued still looking at Barbossa and Elizabeth.
"More of a proposal to put to ye. I have a venture underway and happen to find myself in need of a ship and a crew" Barbossa replied standing up straight.
"Yeah, because you were busy being dead.." Jenna whispered really quietly, her eyes looked around still as she felt she was being watched by the men in the bath water.
"This is an odd coincidence.."
"Because you happen to have a ship and crew you don't need?" Fish Lips asked.
"No. Because earlier this day, not far from here, a thief broke into my most revered uncle's temple and tried to make off with these…"
Sao went over to the table behind him, picking up a long tube tapping his long finger nails on the side of it.
"The navigational charts. The route to the farthest gate. Wouldn't it be amazing if this venture of yours took you to the world beyond this one?"
"It would strain credulity at that" Barbossa replied to Sao Feng with another shrug of his shoulders, Jenna looked confused..
"You said Thief?" Jenna's voice questioned loudly out of the blue, making Barbossa turn around his eyebrows raised high at her with the look of 'What are you doing?"
"Yes…" Sao nodded over to another set of men to the right, there was an sudden splash of water and there was Will coming out of the water he was in, his arms strapped to an bamboo stick, soaking wet coughing slightly.
"This is the thief, is he familiar to you?"
"Wait a minute.. Just one thief…?" Jenna pushed came in between Elizabeth and Barbossa looking again at Sao Feng.
"There was only one, and this is he…"
"Where's Flik?" Jenna questioned, Fish Lips looked away at that moment so did Barbossa.. She saw the both of them copy each other's actions then she looked at Will who stared at her back.
No one spoke then, there was dead silence as Jenna turned back from Will towards Sao Feng, he turned away from her going towards Will..
"This is the only thief I have…" The man reassured Jenna with a nod and pointing at Will…
Her eyes looked towards the floor again, confused thinking in her brain 'If Flik isn't here, then why would Elizabeth…' Her thoughts stopped then as the name 'Elizabeth' crept into her mind, she had figured it out..
"FISH LIPS! YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME YOU BITCH! WHERE THE FUCK IS FLIK?" Jenna shouted madly, turning her whole body to face the woman next to her who's head was still pointing the other direction..
"OI! I'M TALKING TO YOU!" Jenna's hand reached up, pulling her face around to face Jenna's eyes.
"WHERE IS SHE?"
"I..…"
BIG sorry for the long update… I'm really sorry! Things have been mad here.. Long story! ANYHO…
Will Fish Lips tell her where Flik is really? Ooh and we met Sao Feng! Please read and review, tell me what you think? :o) Personally I'm not sure about this chapter but let me know… More Flik in the next chapter btw! Also a massive THANK YOU to all who are reading this too.. I looked at my hits and visitors yesterday it was over 1,000? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! *Easter eggs for all!*
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