The Uncanny Kid Razor

To Red Witch: Hey there, Red Witch! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! You should be reviewing more often, but I understand that you're busy! My stuff keeps me busy as well! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Evolution XMJ"!

To mattb3671: Hey there, matt! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Yup, that's Razor's life in a nutshell. That's what he does. He rocks the stage, bats up the bad guys, and gets the girls! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can't wait for new chapters of "Peace Between Humans and Mutants: Priceless"!

To HyperCaz: Hey there, HyperCaz! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Yeah, a wise decision. Never insult Iron Maiden in front of a pair of metalhead brothers. Enjoy the new chapter!

To The Uncanny R-Man: Hey there, R-Man! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Oh yeah, the Super-Skrull is back, and things will get ugly. I know Amora did that to Sonic Blue accidentally, but he doesn't know that. Enjoy the new chapter!

To todd fan: Hey there, todd fan! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! I read the new chapter of "Gifts and Curses", and I loved it! Poor ol' Bobby. At last Piotr forgave him, and have Todd beat up Pietro for interrupting his attempt at proposal! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Slugs and Snails", "Random Tales of the Magic Roundabout", and "Gifts and Curses"!

Disclaimer: "I have been having a very bad day!" - Eddie Murphy, Another 48 Hours

Chapter 26: Reunion Tour Part 3: One Last Brawl!

Cincinnati, Ohio

Spencer Allen Burton, dressed in his armor of Sonic Blue, raced up and down the streets of his hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio. He was doing a standard patrol, checking the city for criminals. So far, just a couple robberies. Real kid's stuff compared to the stuff Spencer regularly dealt with. For example, last time he was in England with his Excalibur teammates, he helped take down a crazed Captain Britain (1).

Man, my life can't get any more interesting. Spencer sighed to himself. I was born a genius, on of my old track teammates wants to kill me, and I'm a pawn to some immortal Asgardian. Next time I see her, I'm going to make sure she tells me the truth about what she's up to.

Rock 'n' Roll Cavalier HQ, Miami, Florida

Kid Razor and the rest of his fellow Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers walked into the apartment the teenage super-musicians lived in and used as their HQ.

"The Kid of Rock…" Razor started to proclaim as he looked the Cavaliers' apartment over. "…is extremely impressed. You Cavaliers managed to do well here."

"Yeah." Wendy smiled. "We like the place."

"Roomy as any Hilton suite, only without any blonde rich dumb bar wenches puking everywhere!" Tommy laughed as he jumped on the couch.

"Oh yeah." Alex smiled. "Hey, remember when we ran into Paris Hilton?"

"Yeah." Fingers sighed as he sat down next to Tommy. "Mr. Invincible-Earth-Mover-here goosed her, and Wendy punched her out!"

"Oh yeah, the Kid of Rock heard about that." Razor laughed as he leaned against a wall, crossing his arms. "You guys are banned from all the Hilton hotels for life."

"So?" Wendy scoffed as she walked into the kitchen. "I don't care. That blonde brat asked for it. Make fun of my hair, the little snotty…"

"Oh, great! Thanks, Razor!" Rip groaned. "Now you got her going again! I'm going to calm her down." The blond super-strong fire-wielding guitarist sighed as he walked into the kitchen to calm down a ranting Wendy.

Downtown Miami

The trenchcoat-and-hat-wearing figure walked up to a bank, his hands in his pockets. He took out on of his hands. He made a fist, and the fist turned into large orange rock. He cocked it back and threw it, using stretching powers to send the fist through the large front window of the bank. When the window shattered, an alarm sounded. The figure smirked.

That'll bring Kid Razor and his human friends over. The figure walked into the alley next to the bank, and seemed to fade out of sight.

Rock 'n' Roll Cavalier HQ

"We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin!" The TV announced.

"Aw, man!" Tommy moaned. "Why do they always do this during the best part?"

"Turn it up!" Fingers ordered. Tommy immediately did so. Fingers then put his fingers to his temples. Guys! Come in here and get a look at this! Fingers summoned the other Cavaliers telepathically. Tommy looked at the blue-haired keyboardist. "What?"

"You could have just yelled, dude." Tommy sighed, shaking his head. "You didn't need to do that."

"I like doing that." Fingers shrugged with a smile. The other Cavaliers and Razor gathered around the TV.

"Careful with that telepathy, dude." Razor smirked. "You know what they say about telepaths."

"Yeah, but Jean Grey and Emma Frost are hot chicks. I'm not." Fingers quipped.

"Ohhhhhhhh!" The Cavaliers and Razor laughed.

"Good one!" Alex hi-fived Fingers.

"Hey Alex, remember when we and Fingers went to the Xavier Institute and we saw the X-Women having a slumber party?" Tommy remembered fondly.

"Oh yeah…" Fingers smiled fondly. "Storm in her underwear…God…" The blue-haired telepath started drooling. He had a bit of a crush on the mutant weather goddess.

"Yeah, you three stooges tried filming it, but you came this close to getting your asses whupped." Wendy laughed.

"It was worth it." Alex shrugged. "Besides, it was obvious Emma Frost wanted me."

"No she didn't! She wanted me!" Tommy rolled his eyes.

"The 1st National Bank of Miami was broken into earlier today but the robbery baffled police. According to police, nothing was stolen." The reporter said.

"Why would you break into a bank, but not steal anything?" A baffled Wendy scratched her head.

"The Kid of Rock thinks that somebody wants to lure us there." Razor reasoned.

"It is logical." Fingers agreed. "Somebody wants us there. It could be a trap."

"We won't know for sure unless we get down there." Rip nodded. He looked at Razor. "All six Cavaliers together one last time. You up for it?"

"Is the Thing a butt-ugly jackass?" Razor smirked at the blond fire-wielder.

"Let's go." Rip waved.

Downtown Miami

Naturally, the first member of the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers to arrive at the bank was the super-fast aerokinetic bassist codenamed Windspeed. He zipped up to the front of the bank in a black blur. He scratched his head as he looked at the shattered window.

"Huh…" Alex noted as he walked closer to the window. "This is really weird."

"Not as weird as you think, human." A voice said. Alex turned and saw the trenchcoat-and-hat-wearing figure fade into view. He threw off the coat and the hat, revealing a large green figure with pointed ears and a chin like a cliff face, in a purple-and-black costume. Alex's eyes widened.

FINGERS! He screamed mentally. Get your butt down here now! The figure, the Super-Skrull was about to attempt to fry Alex with the powers of the Human Torch when a rainbow-colored streak slammed into the Super-Skrull's side, knocking him across the ground.

"The Super-Skrull." Razor smirked as he backflipped, landing in a Spider-Man-esque pose. "Been too long, pal."

"You humiliated me in Mojoworld, Kid Razor (2)!" The Super-Skrull roared angrily. "Now I shall take my revenge!"

"Yak, yak, yak." Razor mocked. "Don't sing it, Super-Snot! Bring it!" The Super-Skrull charged Razor, his fists turning fiery and Thing-like, but Rip came out of nowhere, bashing him in the head with a taxi. Wendy flew down behind him, holding a platform made of electricity with electric rope that was holding Tommy and Fingers.

"You need to simmer down!" Rip snapped as he fired two blasts of flame from his hands at the car. The flames melted down the taxi, trapping the Super-Skrull in molten metal. As soon as Fingers hit the ground, the blue-haired keyboard player blasted the metal with jets of water from his own hands. The metal cooled, causing the green-skinned alien to be covered in molten metal up to his neck. The Super-Skrull cursed and snarled as he struggled to break out.

"This is your revenge?" Razor laughed. "Man, you suck! You didn't expect the Kid of Rock to be with some old friends here, did you?" The Super-Skrull laughed.

"You think I am beaten that easily?" The Skrull warrior laughed. "You young fools forget I have all the powers of the Fantastic Four!"

"Yeah, the powers of a nerd, a blonde tramp, a hothead, and a poster child for ugliness." Razor rolled his emerald eyes. "Yeah, I'm so scared."

"RAAAAAARGH!" The Super-Skrull roared, ripping his way out of the molten ex-car. He smirked. "As you humans say…Round Two."

"DING!" Razor yelled, firing a rainbow-colored streak of energy from his guitar.

(1) - Sonic Blue helped take down the crazed Kelsey Leigh Captain Britain in "Uncanny Excalibur"

(2) - The Super-Skrull teamed up withthe Power-Skrull to take on Kid Razor and Sonic Blue in a tag-team wrestling match orchestrated by Mojo in "Uncanny Excalibur".

Next: Reunion Tour Part 4: Double Trouble! While the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers battle the Super-Skrull in Miami, Ramada must deal with the crazed half-human half-demon biker known as Motorhead in Cleveland!