Sonic sees a tv.
Sonic Wow, a tv. I'll destroy it so I can get a powerup.
Sonic destroys the tv. Nothing happens.
Sonic What? Is it broken? Well, it's broken now…
Sonic sees a Best Buys.
Sonic Wow, there are televisions everywhere in that place.
Sonic destroys all of the tvs.
Sonic Well, that didn't work.
Police Officer Do you know what you just did?
Sonic Why, what's wrong?
Police You owe this store 100,000 for destroying all their tvs.
Sonic Do you accept rings?
Sonic shows the officer some rings.
Police Wait, you're the same guy that stole golden rings from that Zales jewelry store!
Sonic I'm just a disaster, aren't I?