Queen's Quornor: And thus the fate of everybody's most hated asshole is revealed. Amazon, you did good! Okay, now we've got a time-shift coming up in my and her half of the fic next. But first, Maniac, I think it's your turn.

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A/N: (shrugging off Reno and Demyx) I already told you! You are now left to your own devices! I can't handle the blood loss anymore! (enters WMHB fic-verse) First time writing yaoi and I have to have fifty blood transfusions. No more! Well, at least until my platelets revive.

Disclaimer: Plot ours, OC's ours, canon characters ours (in our overactive and highly hormonal imaginations).

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Razor Must Die Pt. 2

Razor glanced nervously at the taxi driver, trying to figure out where he knew the kid from. There was no ID badge on the back of the seat, leaving the other man wondering what was going on.

"Uh, how do you know where to go?" he asked timidly. "I haven't even told you my address."

The blonde smirked in the rear view mirror. "I just know," he said. "I'm that good of a taxi driver. Even though... Technically, I'm not old enough to have a license."

"The fuck?!" Razor exclaimed. "Who are you? Where are you taking us?"

"How is she?" Cloud asked, ignoring him blatantly. "What did you do to her? Drug her?"

Razor looked down at the unconscious woman slumped in the seat next to him. A large, dark bruise was forming on her forehead, a trickle of blood leaving a trail between her eyes and down to her nose. "No, she's fine," he answered.

"She fucking better be," Cloud grumbled, turning down a side road that led to a part of Midgar Razor didn't recognize. The taxi came to a stop at a traffic light and Razor decided to bail out, leaving his unconscious companion to the strange cab driver. He tried the door, but found that it was locked. Trying to manually pry the lock up, he found he couldn't do it. Cloud laughed lightly. "Child protection locks," he explained. "Can only be opened from the outside."

"Where are you taking me?!" Razor shrieked, pounding on the protective glass between him and the driver. "Who are you?"

"Cloud Strife," the driver answered. "Don't worry. I'm not gonna do anything to you. I'm just the delivery boy."

Razor's face paled as the car slowed down in front of a dark building, the street lights flickering off and on. Razor had a bad feeling about this. He didn't have time to think about it, however, as his door was flung open and he was pulled out of the taxi roughly. Cloud got out of the driver's side and pulled Kandi out of the car gently and into his arms. Razor's head was yanked back and his blood ran cold as he looked into furious peridot eyes.

"Hello, Razor," Sephiroth growled.

"Oh shit," the man whispered as he was dragged into the building. He learned quickly that it was an old abandoned warehouse. His life was going to end in a bad cliche. He just knew it.

He didn't even think to scream or yell. He was too terrified to move, let alone make any noise. He stumbled as Sephiroth threw him into the center of the floor in the main part of the warehouse. Razor scrambled to sit up, looking around his surroundings. The place was empty except for a few old boxes and crates and a very menacing-looking crane hook that was moving downwards toward him. He quickly found himself stripped and bound, his cuffed hands being fastened to the hook, the tips of his toes barely touching the ground.

"Do you know why you're here, Razor?" Sephiroth asked, pacing before him with his hands clasped behind his back. Razor shook his head, fear showing plainly in his eyes. "Really? I find that hard to believe, considering all the wrongs you have done to our group."

Razor looked around, seeing those who were in on this with Sephiroth. Of course, his slut of a woman was with him, hellish red eyes blazing daggers at him. His second-in-command, Zack, was kneeling next to the red-streaked bitch, checking to see if she was all right. Razor really hoped the bitch would die, setting him up like this. He continued to survey the others. The stupid Strife kid was beside Zack, seeing to the whore as well. Then there was that smoking hot bellydancer and... Well, well, well. Reno.

"What can you do to me, huh?" Razor smirked, his fear being masked by overconfidence. "Aunt Scarlet will have you all terminated for anything you do to me, and believe me, I will tell her."

"Dead men kinda lack the abillity to talk, Razor," Reno drawled out, slinging an arm around Lily. "You ain't leaving here alive."

"You always sucked at bluffing, Reno," Razor spat out. "Look, I'll let you off easy, okay? If you let me go now, I won't tell Scarlet, who won't get the Prez to donate you all to Hojo for dissecting. She has her weekly blowjob with him on Monday, so all will be good if you let me go now, okay? Good. Now let me down."

Zack rose from his place on the floor and stormed over to the bound man, thrusting both fists into his kidneys. Razor cried out in agony, his voice changing to a scream as the First Class shattered his shoulder blades as well.

"Zackary, don't over-exert yourself," Sephiroth reprimanded. "You are in a delicate condition."

"I'll be fine, Seph," Zack growled. "Let me get my digs in first. Kandi ain't gonna be conscious for this, it seems. Fucker knocked her out good."

The General nodded and stepped back. "Continue then," he answered.

"What did I do?!" Razor screamed, feeling more of his bones shatter against the force of Zack's blows. "Why are you doing this to me?!"

"What haven't you done?!" Zack yelled. "You've tortured our girls for a long-ass time, you son of a bitch! You've shattered Kandi's skull, for fuck's sake!"

Akalara started. "Is she going to be okay?" she asked.

Cloud nodded and administered another potion to the woman. "She'll be fine," he said softly.

"And then of course, there's your amateur porn site," Zack continued, snapping Razor's left femur. "Which would have warranted just a routine ass-kicking, except you captured something that we don't want exposed to the Planet."

"That was just innocent voyeurism," Razor explained through broken pants. "Come on! I mean, the General and his woman are a hot commodity! You can't blame me for that! You should be flattered!"

Zack stepped back, slightly winded and clutching his stomach protectively. "I'm done," he panted. "I'm done."

Akalara stepped forward and wrapped her arm around her friend. "You did good, Zack," she said sweetly, leading him toward Cloud and Kandi. "She'll be proud of you."

Zack sat down and took a bottle of water from Cloud, sipping it slightly. Sephiroth turned toward Reno and gestured to Razor. "Would you care to take it from here, Reno?" he asked suavely.

Reno smirked and grabbed Lily's hand, grabbing a sack containing his 'toy' from the floor. "Thanks, yo," he replied as they walked over to Razor. He stopped, facing the condemned man. "Ya know, I kinda got a sweet job," he began. "Yeah, see, Turks get to do all sorts of surveillance and shit, espionage, assassinations, all that shit. Kinda cool." He reached into his jacket pocked and pulled out a pair of latex gloves. "Gotta be careful," he said with a grin as he pulled his 'toy' out of the sack. It was a twelve-inch long standard vibrator, in hot pink, the leftover lube and feces dried onto the device left from its previous user. "This little baby I found on a routine sweep of the building. Betcha never guess where?"

Lily was suppressing the urge to vomit as Reno trailed the vibrator over Razor's lips. "Yeah, this fucker was in Palmer's private stash," he snickered as he grabbed Razor's chin with his fingers and forced his mouth open, shoving the toy inside. "Suck," he ordered. "It's the only lube you're gonna get before this bastard is shoved up your ass."

Razor gagged as the toy was placed in his mouth. Reno glared. "If you puke, I'll shove it in dry," he growled. "Suck."

Razor did as ordered, closing his eyes against the foul taste in his mouth. After what seemed like ages, Reno removed the toy. Razor swished his saliva in his mouth to try and clean it out, then aimed to spit at Lily. Reno saw this and covered his mouth with his gloved hand, forcing the saliva back down his throat. "Bad form, Razor," he snarled, spinning the man around and shoving the vibrator up his ass. Razor screamed in pain as Reno activated the vibrating feature. "Oh, forgot to tell you," he snickered. He hit another button and thirteen spikes opened up inside of his passage, ripping him apart. "This fucker's been modified for masochists. Hope you like it."

Razor bit his lip until it bled, tears of agony streaming from his eyes. "You bastard," he gasped out. "You godsdamn bastard."

"That would be you, Bud," Reno answered. "You fucked with us for the last time. You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? We were content to let you live out your life in disgrace after our last little tiff. But you had to be a dick and keep going, didn't you? Oh well," he said with a shrug of the shoulders. "We've wanted to do this for a long time."

He slipped off the gloves and shoved them in Razor's mouth, his aquamarine eyes sparkling in pure sadistic joy. "Your turn, Seph," he said, taking Lily's hand and leading her away.

Sephiroth turned to Akalara and kissed her gently. "You trust me to take care of this?" he asked softly.

His green-haired lover smiled and cast Razor a glare full of hate. "Completely," she answered. She rested her hand over her belly. "I'll be right here, watching you."

Sephiroth nodded and stepped toward Razor, unsheathing Masamune as he walked. "You are probably wondering what it is you discovered that we wish to keep secret," he began. "I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of knowing. You are too insignificant for that. But I will tell you this: your body will never be found. No one will know what happened to you. You will become no more than a passing observation, forgotten a moment after being uttered until no one remembers your name. That is your reward for the life you have lived."

Razor, despite his pain, glared at the silver-haired general. "Who died and made you a god?" he spat out.

Sephiroth snarled and backhanded the man hard across the face before plunging Masamune through his chest. Razor choked as blood filled his mouth, his lungs quickly filling with the crimson liquid. Sephiroth twisted the blade, finally ending the life of the man who constantly tortured them.

"Wow," Cloud whispered in awe as he stared at one of his childhood heroes. "I would hate to be at the receiving end of that."

Zack chuckled slightly. "No worries, Spike," he told him, stroking Kandi's hair gently as her head rested in his lap. "We're buds with Seph. Not a chance of that ever happening."

Reno did a scan on Razor once Sephiroth removed Masamune from his chest. "Dead," he said with a grin. He reached into his pocket and produced a device he pilfered from the Weapons Development floor. "Now, let's see how this baby works."

He aimed the device at Razor, a beam of light emitting from the end. They all watched as all traces of Razor, down to the blood dripping onto the floor, simply vaporized. Akalara pulled out a black light and ran it over the area Razor had been; no blood was detected.

"Nice," she said with a nod. "Seems Scarlet finally made something worthwhile."

Sephiroth pulled the green-haired teen to him, kissing the top of her head. "Well, that's the end of it," he said. "We won't have to worry about him anymore."

"Now comes the hard part," Zack said, looking up at them all. "We've got to start preparing to leave. I figure we've got a month and a half, two months, tops."

Lily buried her head in Reno's shoulder, trying to fight back her tears. The red-head had told her what was going down, and though she understood the need, she hated to see their friends leave. "Whatever we can do to help," she said softly, "let us know."

"Thank you, Lily," Sephiroth answered sincerely.

Zack looked down at Kandi, relieved to see her finally opening her eyes. She winced and looked around, hand going to her head.

"Hey," Zack said gently as he smiled down at her.

"Hey," she replied, trying to sit up but being hit with a wave of nausea as she did. "What happened?"

Cloud leaned over her and grinned. "You missed all the fun," he smirked before sticking his tongue out at her. Kandi reached up and grabbed his throat, choking him.

"You little ass!" she hissed. She released the blonde and looked up at Zack. "Did I really?"

Zack nodded. "You were out for the whole time," he said sympathetically. "Sorry, Babe."

"Gods damn it, I always miss the good parts," she grumbled as she drifted back off to sleep. Zack looked over at Cloud, who held a glowing orb of materia sheepishly. The black-haired SOLDIER raised an eyebrow.

"What?" Cloud asked. He looked at the materia and grinned. "I needed the practice?"

Sephiroth shook his head. "Cloud, you get to carry her, then," he ordered. "Let's go. I, for one, don't want to be here any longer."

Akalara wrapped her arms around him as they exited the building. "What next?" she asked softly. "Are we really leaving soon?"

Sephiroth looked down at her, his eyes focused and grim. "The sooner the better."

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A/N: Hooray! He's dead! He's dead! He's dead! Oh, and teh maniac...I think I beat you on the Razor torture! Palmer's used vibrator? Oh hellz yeah!