Danny Fenton: …parent/teacher conferences today…
Tucker Foley: Dude, you are so dead.
Sam Manson: So are you, Tuck.
Danny Fenton: Let's just say that we're all fucked.
Maddie Fenton: You're going to be if you keep using that language.
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Destery Marshall: Happy Thanksgiving! ;)
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Rae Marshall: Oh, it should be…
Brady Groven: Can't wait to come for dinner! :D
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Josh Vadeboncoeur: I hate teachers. -_-"
Keiko Sakuma: Teachers are nice, Joshy!
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Not mine. 'He has an attitude in class. He sleeps in class. He bites other students. He's hit Destery Marshall upside the head multiple times with a textbook. He argues with me and other teachers.'
Danny Fenton: …you do all of that stuff…
Josh Vadeboncoeur: I know, but still. I keep my grades up for the most part. The other things don't matter. Besides, Fenton, how were your reports?
Danny Fenton: …sleeps in class, doesn't turn in homework, and doesn't work constructively in class…
Josh Vadeboncoeur: You have no place to talk then.
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Sam Manson: Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
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Dash Baxter: Quoth the Raven- "EAT MY SHORTS."
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Sam Manson: …this is why I didn't like our teacher showing us the Simpson's version.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Not all can appreciate the writings of Poe, Sam. I'm afraid we'll have to accept that fact.
Sam Manson: I'm not looking for the voice of reason right now. I'm looking for some overdue Halloween antics~
Valerie Gray: …I'm in.
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Dash Baxter: …there was a box of crickets in my locker on the half day yesterday.
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Valerie Gray: REALLY?
Sam Manson: NO WAY, MAN!
Keiko Sakuma: I LOVE CRICKETS. :D CAN I HAVE THEM?
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Keiko, NO MORE BUGS IN THE HOUSE.
Dash Baxter: First, I WANT ALL LOSERS NOT INVOLVED WITH MY LOCKER OFF. MY. PAGE. Second… I WANT ALL LOSERS INVOLVED WITH MY LOCKER OFF. THE. PLANET.
Sam Manson: Mmm…no.
Valerie Gray: I'm good.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Just because you virtually yelled at me, I'm going to spam you for the next week.
Keiko Sakuma: …I just want the crickets. D:
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Danny Fenton: …the turkey's alive in the kitchen…
Jazz Fenton: …I'm so glad I'm spending the holiday with Mandy…
Mandy Marcus: Aw, I wanted to see the reborn turkey…
Maddie Fenton: Dinner's almost done, Danny. Be down in a few.
Danny Fenton: D: I DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN BY MY FOOD.
Sam Manson: This is why I'm a vegetarian. ;D
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Josh Vadeboncoeur: Just arrived at the devils' house…
Destery Marshall: We're not terrible.
Rae Marshall: We're tons of fun, Joshy!
Brady Groven: …I thought you said I was the only extra coming…
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …
Destery Marshall: …
Rae Marshall: …DEZZY, BLOCK THE DOOR BEFORE JOSH ESCAPES. I'LL KEEP BRADY UPSTAIRS…
Destery Marshall: ON IT.
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Tucker Foley: Oh, turkey…how I love you so…
Valerie Gray: My dad and I are on our way. Thanks again for inviting us.
Tucker Foley: No problem. It'd be cruel not to share my mom's turkey with someone…
Valerie Gray: Never pegged you as the giving type of person.
Tucker Foley: Well, on Thanksgiving, what can I say?
Danny Fenton: That your best friend is allowed to come over for dinner. -_-"
Valerie Gray: …turkey come after you?
Danny Fenton: It bit my leg as I tried to beat it with a broom. Then the bunny came out like a ninja and attacked the turkey. Once that happened, I dropped the broom and called it quits.
Tucker Foley: …you're on my porch, aren't you?
Danny Fenton: Oh, yes…
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Destery Marshall: …Josh Vadeboncoeur stabbed me under the table with a fork.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Best part of the night besides Brady getting smacked upside the head with a Bible.
Brady Groven: YOU. ALL. SUCK.
Rae Marshall: It wasn't THAT bad.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: -_-" 'Hey, Josh…sit here so that I can feel you up while my FREAKISHLY RELIGIOUSLY AUNT SITS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF YOU.' Yeah… THANKS, DESTERY. RAE. FUCKING AUNT CATHY…
Destery Marshall: …still a good night over all.
Brady Groven: …I'm ignoring you…
Destery Marshall: …NO. D:
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Valerie Gray: …is loving the turkey at the Foley residence.
Tucker Foley: It IS fantastic.
Danny Fenton: Melts in your mouth.
Maddie Fenton: …now I feel like a horrible cook…
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Keiko Sakuma: Joshy should give me a handcuff! :D
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Josh Vadeboncoeur: …
Natsumi Sakuma: I don't think so. -_-"
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …going to Google…
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Danny Phantom to Danny Fenton: Me. In your pants. Now.
Danny Fenton: …just when I think we're getting normal.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: Just when you think that I forgot that HE'S MINE.
Danny Phantom: BRING IT, DWARF.
Danny Fenton: …oh, dear Jesus…
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Danny Phantom: Danny Fenton, you will be mine. ;)
Danny Fenton: …haven't we gone over this?
Sam Manson: Yes. Phantom and I share you, and Josh is sort of just that whore in the background that THINKS the owns you.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: D: Why do I have to be the whore?
Danny Phantom: Because you're not special enough to share him with me and Sammykins.
Sam Manson: …nope. Because of the name, YOU'RE the whore. Josh now has sharing rights.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: :D
Danny Phantom: D:
Danny Fenton: …I love how I have no say over my relationships…
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Josh Vadeboncoeur to Danny Fenton: I don't want you.
Danny Fenton: WHAT? WHAT ABOUT ALL OUR BONDING, CUDDLE CAKES?
Josh Vadeboncoeur: I'VE MOVED ON… That and Keiko's a better kisser.
Danny Fenton: D: I'M OFFENDED.
Sam Manson: …I just want to know how Vadeboncoeur would know that…
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …
Danny Fenton: …
Sam Manson: Thought you'd get away with the joke, didn't you, Josh?
Josh Vadeboncoeur: So close…
Danny Fenton: I FEEL SO ABANDONED…
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Rae Marshall to Valerie Gray: You have sexy hair~
Valerie Gray: …remind me why I hang out around you again?
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Destery Marshall to Brady Groven: …you're sexy?
Brady Groven: DTTM.
Destery Marshall: I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DINNER. D:
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Danny Fenton: I think Josh Vadeboncoeur should get Keiko Sakuma a handcuff for Christmas. XD
Sam Manson: You read that, huh? XD
Danny Fenton: Oh, yes…
Natsumi Sakuma: I completely disagree with this.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …
Keiko Sakuma: 1920's slang, Joshy! :D
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …funny.
Sam Manson: I think it is.
Keiko Sakuma: Right, Joshy? :D
Danny Fenton: So it's agreed Josh is getting Keiko an engagement ring?
Sam Manson: Yup.
Natsumi Sakuma: NO.
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Tucker Foley: Why was the boy sad?
Because he has a frog stapled to his face.
Danny Fenton: Oh, anti-jokes…
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Josh Vadeboncoeur to Dash Baxter: SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM.
Dash Baxter: STAY OFF MY PAGE.
Josh Vadeboncoeur: SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM. SPAM.
Dash Baxter: …I'm going to shove you into a locker SO HARD…
Josh Vadeboncoeur: …SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.