*we fade on the Absolution*
Tom: *he comes through the doors to the bridge/screening room* Welcome back fan fiction readers the start of the twenty sixth chapter of 'The Chaos of Knowing'. Rachel and Norm might become closer as friends… *he touchscreen buttons then the play button in the middle of the circle on the arm rest*
-Preview-
"So, Finky got a godchild, huh?" "Doc is NOT going to like this news….."
Rachel looked at Norm and stated, "Listen, I REALLY don't care much for 'wishing'. I mean, my ENTIRE life revolves around magic. I'm kind of tired of it." Norm was a bit surprised. He NEVER expected an island hero to say THOSE words. Even after Rachel had told Norm things he didn't know. For some strange reason, Norm thought that Rachel was a great girl. She might have been home schooled all of her life and barely had any friends outside of her usual island circle but she was a gentle soul.
Norm floated over to her and responded, "Look, 'stares at me a lot', I know things aren't easy for you but you've got to realize that they aren't easy for 'I'm made of magic' and 'hero of Von Airhead' [1]." Rachel perked up and asked, "What do you mean?" Norm answered, with a question of his own, "Didn't you say that 'never knew our birth parents' [2] went to Dimmsdale on account of those keys Jorgen Von Airhead hid a LONG time ago?"
Rachel nodded as Norm continued, "Well, that means that 'hero of Von Airhead' and 'I'm made of magic' are mixed up with something crazy. And along with them is: 'Tim-bucked tooth', 'McBrace face', 'baldy', and 'Richie Rich' [3]." Rachel stated, "Well, you DO have a point." Norm offered, "So, why not get in on the action?" Rachel thought about this for a second. She COULD go to Dimmsdale and see Phillip but…..
She told Norm, "Well, we can't go to Dimmsdale. The minute ANY one from Dimmsdale sees you, they'll take you away from me and throw you in Abracatraz." Norm added, "And without Jorgen Von Airhead in charge any more, escaping their will NOT be easy….especially if Minky is guarding everyone." Rachel told him, "Actually, rumor has it that BINKY got his first assignment." Norm asked, blinking a bit, "To whom?"
Dorothy "Tootie" Jill De Leslie was miserable as usual. She had been pretty glum ever since Trixie and Timmy had started dating. She didn't understand why Timmy would even want to date Trixie considering that she treated him like garbage. On top of that, her sister was acting weirder as usual seeing that she was spending more time with Timmy and torturing HER more than usual. The young girl sighed. She had to have had the worst life ever.
She couldn't win Timmy's heart and on top of that, she had the most evil sister in the universe. Tootie sighed and said, "I wish Timmy would fall in love with me." "Tootie, you know I can't do that," said one of the dolls on her bed. It was a doll with a crown. Suddenly the doll disappeared and reappeared as a being with a crown and an almost crown shaped hat, blue eyes and a blue outfit. After all of these years, Binky had finally become a Fairy Godparent.
-Flashback: Two Months Ago-
A very unhappy ten year old girl had just learned that the boy she had been carrying a torch for since kindergarten was now going with another girl; the rich and (in Tootie's opinion anyway), snobby Trixie Tang. She looked down at the picture of the buck toothed Timmy Turner she had. She looked around at the shrine to him. Tootie didn't understand why he would even want to date Trixie. The rich girl always treated Timmy horribly.
Tootie said, to no one in particular, "She must be using him to get something she wants. I mean she can't really care about him, right?" She sighed, un-happily. No matter what the case, it still didn't stop Tootie from hurting. She had always loved Timmy for who he was; why couldn't he give her a chance. A tear went down the young girl's cheek. She put Timmy's picture back on her dresser, and picked up her magic 9 ball.
She looked into the viewer and then she said, "Oh, magic 9 ball; will ever win Timmy's love?" Upon which she shook it, and the words that appeared were, "Sorry kiddo." Tootie grimaced and said, "That stinks. I can't win Timmy's love, I have a demon sister who terrorizes me, and terrorizes my parents so much, they can't protect me from her." She paused and threw the ball at the wall stating, "I'm the most miserable child on Earth." The ball hit the wall and then bounced off and landed on the floor.
That was when Tootie noticed something strange. The 9 ball actually split open and smoke came out. A being with a crown, wings, and blue eyes appeared. He was carrying a wand. "Hey, Tootie," said the small person, "My name is Binky and I'm..." But before he could finish, Tootie let out squeal of delight and said, "A fairy godparent! NEAT! I can't wait to tell everyone! Mom…." However, she was cut off by a porthole opening up in front of her. Out came a woman.
She had short brown hair, brown eyes, wearing a pink shirt, purple jeans, white shoes, pink hat and a pink scarf. Tootie nearly screamed but the woman waved her hand and a gag appeared on Tootie's mouth. Then she snapped her fingers and they all zapped outside. Tootie looked nervously at this woman. She smiled and stated, "Okay, Tootie. Yes, you have a Fairy Godparent named Binky. My name is Nacey O'Connell and I'm the temporary fairy commander.
"I apologize for gagging you but I needed you to listen for a minute. I'll remove it but I'll have to ask you to just listen." Tootie nodded and Nacey snapped her fingers, making the gag disappear. The black haired girl looked very nervously at Nacey, who then started speaking again, "As I said, you have a fairy godfather, and his name is Binky. However, there are certain rules you HAVE to follow, or you'll lose him like the last few times we tried to assign you a godparent."
Tootie furrowed her eyes a bit; the last few times? She'd been assigned fairies before. She didn't remember. Nacey sensed her puzzlement. She kneeled down to her and said, "Yes, you've had fairy godparents before and you've lost them. Your memory was wiped, though. The reason you lost them is because you REVEALED their existence. They must be kept secret, understand, Tootie?" Tootie nodded but still looked a bit edgy.
Nacey then asked, trying not to spook her further, "Now, are there any questions?" "What rules do I need to know? And what do you mean that you're the temporary fairy commander?" asked Tootie. "They're all here in this book," replied Nacey. She zapped up a large volume with the words 'Da Rules' on them. The magical being then added, "Everything you need to know about having a fairy is in here.
"Plus, Binky has worked with Jorgen Von Strangle, the REAL fairy commander, for a long time, so he's almost as familiar with these rules as I am." Binky smiled a bit. After the incident with Jorgen, Nacey had decided that Jorgen's assistant, or rather now former assistant was now responsible enough to take on a godchild. He was glad that Nacey was giving him this chance. "Now," said Nacey, "I'm going back to Fairy World and allow you and Binky to get to know each other."
Nacey paused and said to Binky with some pride, "Binky, after your years of service to Jorgen, you now have the honor of being a fairy godfather. It's a reward for you. Now DON'T screw it up." Binky laughed at this as Nacey zapped herself back to Fairy World. Binky turned his attention to the young girl in front of him. She had pigtails, glasses and braces. However, she was cute in a way.
Binky then spoke, "Now, Tootie, as you know I can grant wishes so..." "I know what I want," said Tootie, "I wish Timmy Turner would fall madly in love with me." Binky sighed. It looked like before he could do any wish granting, he was going to have to explain the most important rules and tell her the story of what happened to his former boss, Jorgen Von Strangle.
-End of Flashback-
"I told you that first day Tootie," said Binky, "I can't use my magic to make people fall in love. It's against Da Rules." "Well," said Tootie, "that's a dumb rule." "Maybe so," said her fairy godfather, "but love is Cupid's department and we aren't allowed to interfere with it." Tootie looked down and Binky felt he should comfort her. He asked, "Is there anything special that you'd like to do?" Tootie thought and then she wished, "I wish we were on N. Sanity Isle!" Binky waved his wand and 'poofed' them to the islands.
"So, Finky got a godchild, huh," said Norm. Rachel rolled her eyes and corrected, "For the tenth time; it's BINKY." Before Norm could say anything else, the two of them were interrupted by a 'poof'. Rachel spun around and she was face-to-face with a girl with pigtails, glasses, and braces. With her was Binky himself. Rachel waved to Binky and said, "Hey, Binky." Binky waved to Rachel and said, "Hi, Rachel." He paused and saw Norm behind her.
He asked, surprised, "Uh, you DO know that's Norm you're with, right?" Tootie asked, confused, "Who is Norm?" Norm answered, "For your information, 'steel teeth', I'm a tricky genie." Rachel defended, "To most people….including Timmy." Tootie got hearts in her eyes. She asked, "You know Timmy?" Rachel answered, "Well, not personally but I heard a lot about him from Nacey." "You know her," asked Tootie. Rachel nodded and answered, "Yeah, she's an agent here….like me."
She paused and added, "Oh, and I'm Rachel Bandicoot." Tootie smiled and said, "And I'm Tootie De Leslie and you already know Binky." Norm stated, "Of course we already know Minky." "BINKY," everyone corrected. "Whatever," said Norm, rolling his eyes a bit. Binky floated over to Rachel and asked, "Rach, what is he doing here?" Rachel answered, "He just came the other day. My brother had his lamp and he gave it to me. I rubbed it and here we are. I'm already down to two wishes."
Before Tootie could ask for a tour, someone called Rachel. "Rach," said Cristaen, near-by. Rachel turned to Norm and whispered, "What are you waiting for, hide!" Norm 'gonged' himself out of there as Tootie asked, panicked, "What about me?" Rachel answered, smiling, "As long as Binky is with you, you're fine." Binky nodded at this as Cristaen entered the room. She saw Tootie, Binky, and her daughter.
Cristaen asked, blinking a bit, "Honey, what's Tootie doing here?" Tootie asked, also blinking, "You know my name?" Cristaen nodded and answered, "Well, yes. Nacey asked me to watch over you and Binky." Binky asked, "You mean; you're Tootie's guardian?" Cristaen nodded as Rachel asked, annoyed, "Why am I the last to know these things?"
Back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Toadbert had finished examining the black dust. Toadbert went over to Luigi and Mario and said, "You were right, Luigi. That black dust that you found IS anti-fairy dust." Luigi responded, "I was afraid of that." Mario asked, "But, what was Anti-Cosmo or any of the anti-fairies doing here?" Luigi answered, "I think we BOTH know the answer to that one, Mario. They were after our key."
"WHAT?" asked Annie, holding her baby daughter, Emma Clara McFly, in her arms. Timmy repeated, "Biff Tannen from 1985-A has been taken by the anti-fairies!" Marty seemed panicked now when Timmy repeated that. He mumbled, "Ah, this is heavy." He paused and added, "Doc is NOT going to like this news….."
[1] Phillip O'Connell.
[2] John and Pete Pichu/Electric
[3] Timmy, Chester, A.J., and Remy [in that order, of course]
Tom: Well, that's the end of another chapter as Tootie has a fairy in Binky… *pushes the touchscreen buttons then the play button in the middle of the circle on the arm rest, showing a blue screen with a hash tag that reads: #KidsNetworkStudios, where we fade into*
AK1028: I thought I throw in some tags to clear a few things up as the adventure continues!
Timmy: Dang, this story MIGHT exceed 'Wishology: The Alternate Story' if we keep this up.
AK1028: I know!
Timmy: Please read and review! And always think outside of the box!
*we fade out of Kids Network Studios and we fade in on the Absolution, Tom in the captain's chair*
Tom: And we always say here on Toonami, stay golden.