Disclaimer: I don't own Dan and Phil nor anyone associated with them

Hello Pastries, So...last chapter was wow, this one is much happier I promise. This one is sent by Smoshnphan4life, where Lily gets her period, for the first time and she freaks out. So, yeah enjoy

Destiny - 18

Zachary - 13

Lily - 11

Lily sighed softly, as she laid on her nice, comfy bed, it was nice to take a nap in the middle of the day. Especially during the incredibly hot summers, where she could lay in the bed right underneath the ceiling fan. She knitted her brow when she felt something...wet, still she just shrugged it off. It was probably sweat...still, one thing was off. She didn't know why, but it smelled of Windex. Which was really, really strange. She sat up and looked around the room, sniffing the air wondering where that smell was coming from. Instinctively, she looked down and she gasped.

There was blood on her pajamas, her blood was on the pajamas...she knew in class they explained that girls her age went through...changes. Such as breasts, curves, getting taller, that sort of thing...she was not expecting...blood. Her eyes widened, what if she was dying? She looked down at the blood all over her purple sheets, before screaming at the top of her lungs. Immediately Phil ran in, and she looked up.

"What happened? Are you alright? Did you get hurt? W-" Phil stopped, not only to catch his breath, but also in slight shock when he saw the blood on the bed. It wasn't that much, just a couple of spots...still, he could see why she was alarmed. He went over and sat down on the bed.

"Papa I...I'm dying." Whimpered Lily, Phil smiled softly and kissed her forehead.

"No you're not sweetheart, every girl goes through this. It's called a period, it happens once a month and its perfectly normal." Said Phil calmly.

"This is not normal, I'm bleeding!" She exclaimed, before taking a deep breath, and huffing. A slight pout on her face as Phil chuckled. So far she was taking this better than Destiny had, he thought as he cleared his throat.

"It is sweethearts, see um...when a man and a woman love each other very much. They make a baby together, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg and...well...the baby forms. Periods are, when the egg isn't fertilized. It's the body's way of making room for a baby...but the baby isn't coming. So your body gets rid of it. Basically, periods are a girl's body getting rid of the bad stuff in her body...well...actually its more complicated than that, but we''l ask grandma...later." Explained Phil awkwardly, Lily knitted her brow before looking down at the stain.

"Daddy won't be mad will he? He always gets mad at Zach when he gets things dirty." Said Lily, Phil shook his head...and also made a mental note to Dan and Zach about that.

" No he won't sweetheart, carriers go through something like a period too, only they don't bleed." Said Phil, and Lily immediately looked up in offense.

"Wait, Zach has this and he doesn't bleed?!" She exclaimed, before jumping off the bed. "Zach!"

"Oh no." Said Phil, realizing he'd probably started a fight, he rushed after Lily who entered Zach's room and glared at her big brother who was in shock.

"Um...yeah Lily?" Said the thirteen year old in confusion, when Lily immediately stood infront of him.

"Papa says you carriers, have periods too but you don't bleed! why do I have to suffer and you don't!?" She exclaimed, and Zach stood there in shock, before smirking and patting the eleven year old's head.

" Because I'm awesome, thats why." He said simply, Lily narrowed her eyes and Phil was there at the doorway. "Besides, it's not as cool as you think it is. You ever wonder why whenever I'm on my...man period, the bathroom stinks more? thats why?! Plus, my stomach hurts...a lot."

"Oh you think you have it bad?" Came Destiny's voice, Phil looked as Destiny stood next to Phil, and her younger siblings looked up at her.

"I have acne...really, really bad acne, my face looks like a pizza." Said Destiny with a small pout. Lily stood there and listened, she looked from Destiny to Zach, who scoffed and sat down.

"That isn't going into the headaches that feel like you've been hit by a train." Said Zach.

" Or the bloating."

"The gas."

"The cravings."

"The back pain."

"The Moodswings."

"The fact that you feel mad almost all the time."

"The bleeding...well technically Zach doesn't have that but it still sucks." Said Destiny, Lilian looked from one sibling to the other before looking up at Phil, who shrugged.

"And this happens once a month?" She asked.

"For a week, whats going on?" Asked Dan, having overheard what had happened and was more than a little amused at his children. The three of them immediately looked up at Dan.

"Daddy, I'm on my period...and I think its unfair that Zach doesn't bleed on his like Destiny and I do." Said Lilian, Des immediately went over, and placed a hand on Lily's shoulder, showing that she too felt the same way. Immediately Zach stood next to Dan.

"We may not bleed, but what actually happens in Carrier periods is grosser than bleeding, I'll tell you that much." Said Dan, the two girls looked at each other, before turning to Dan. Phil slowly inched away, he was having no part of this family dispute. He went to the lounge, and later Dan came back and sat next to him. Phil took a sip of his tea.

"So how did it go?" He asked.

"Fine, I explained to the girls about carrier periods and I explained to Zach about girl periods and they all agreed that both were equally terrible." Said Dan, Phil nodded when a thought crossed his mind.

"Dan, do you know why they were talking about that?" Asked Phil curiously, Dan shook his head.

"I only heard them arguing about carrier periods versus girl ones, what-" He was cut off by Phil whispering in his ear and Dan's eyes widened.

"My baby's on her period!?"Exclaimed Dan.