I know its short, thought Id post it now because the next part is taking too long to write, Im running out of good ideas again.
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The two feral men sat outside a small deli where they had stopped for lunch, looking very out of place in the tiny ironwork chairs with the heart shaped backs. Though nobody bothered to glance their way they treated every passerby with equal suspicion. So far there hadn't been any sign of anyone following them, but they were still being extra careful, staying away from places with cameras and taking back roads. This would be their last stop in civilization before they went off road into the wild.
Wade exited the deli with two plastic wrapped chocolate chip cookies, "this really is a charming place," he said, "we should rob it, then blow it up!"
"You wanna rob somethin an blow it up go ahead, just don't attract too much attention," Victor said. The feral finished the last of the banana he was munching on and tossed the peel into the middle of the sidewalk.
"Hey! Someone could trip on that!"
"Hope so, and you'd do the same thing, probably coat it with grease to make it extra slippery," Victor replied. He reached for a cookie and growled when Wade slapped his hand away, he turned his attention to his brother instead. Logan had been staring into space while eating a ham sandwich for the past five minutes, "what's on your mind bro?"
Logan finished the last two bites of his sandwich before answering, "were gonna need some supplies."
Victor snorted, "why? We never needed them before, an we sure didn't have any when we ran away from home as kids."
"You were kids once!" Wade said, astonished. They ignored him.
"That was then Victor, and you remember how hard it was," Logan reminded his brother, "this time Id rather not go charging off into the woods, for god knows how long, completely unprepared!" He had spoken to Victor about this the day before, they would go into the wild, but on his terms. "Besides, we have no food, no other clothes, no means of making a fire or shelter..."
Victor shrugged, "food, no problem we can hunt, clothes... I was planning on going naked anyway."
"I think that's an awesome idea," Wade piped in, "well, I have clothes to keep my ass nice and toasty, but Im all for you guys going naked, we'll need to pick up a video camera so I can film it, we can call it bears gone wild, or has that already been done?" Both brothers ignored his rambling.
"The only trouble is were out of money, all I got is seventeen bucks..." Logan said, counting the money in his pockets, "seventeen American bucks."
Victor opened his mouth to make that into a good argument against supplies, but closed it again when he realized this could be an opportunity for some fun.
"Well then, we need supplies, and Wade wants to rob a store, what are we waiting for?" Victor said, standing up to indicate that they should go now.
"Excellent idea!" Wade bounced to his feet as well. Logan stayed where he was, thinking hard, Wade tugged at his sleeve, "c'mon it'll be fun!"
Logan sighed, "that's what Im afraid of, you having fun."
Just then an unfortunate passerby slipped on a banana peel, legs flying out from under him and waving comically in the air, before he landed on his back with a loud crunch. Victor looked over his shoulder at the fallen man and raised an amused brow, "I can not believe that worked."
Wade laughed out loud, even Logan couldn't suppress a chuckle. He felt not the least bit sorry for the fool, if you were stupid enough to actually slip on a banana peel you deserved it.
The younger feral thought about his brother's proposal, weighing all the possibilities that something could go wrong. It was a bad idea, but there was no other option for what he wanted. He could either go with Victor's original suggestion and walk off into the unforgiving wilderness with nothing, or his other suggestion to go have fun and rob someone, Victor got his way no matter what. It seemed like Victor was getting his way a lot lately, Logan didn't like it. He decided it best that they have the least amount of fun possible, they would go through with it, but they would do it at night when there was less chance of civilians getting hurt.
A loud honk startled him out of his thoughts. Both brothers looked over at Wade in the drivers seat of the truck, he revved up the engine and honked the horn again.
"Come on, he's attracting enough attention where he is now," said Victor. Logan sighed resignedly and started towards the truck. At least he got his way in this to, a rare situation that works out for everybody.