May 26
That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Mel Brooks (1926 - ), The Producers (1968)

Tony DiNozzo stared at his partner, well aware if she realized where his eyes were she would happily gouge them out with a pen.

Their suspect was a womanizer, and Gibbs had decided it was time to allow Ziva to go undercover and persuade him to talk. On a rational level, Tony knew why his partner had to do it; she was the only female on the team. But the dress she was wearing had to be illegal in all fifty states.

It was cut almost obscenely low at the front, hinting at the delights under the tops she wore every day, and showing the world she could not be wearing a bra. The long length of the red dress appeared more demure, but the slit to mid-thigh exposing one creamy leg put paid to that thought. The back of the dress was non-existent.

To top it off, she and Abby had spent an inordinate amount of time in the Goth's lab dealing with hair and make-up and whatnot. Ziva simply looked stunning.

He couldn't take his eyes off her and suspected as soon as his partner left the building, Gibbs would headslap him so hard his grandchildren would feel it, but it would be worthwhile. Was it possible to take a photo without Ziva realizing? Hmm…