I sit on the bed in my dorm. "Finally discharged! I felt like I was going to French the next doctor I saw…" I plop backwards on the bed and close my eyes, smiling. "Now let's date back…what does Zero want me to remember so much?" I drift off to sleep in my quest of remembering (as corny as the title sounds).

"Kaede," Mom smiled, "stay here with Level, okay?"

Mom and Dad walked off, in honestly useless hopes of finding any other friends that they didn't have. It was pretty hard considering Dad and his eccentric personality. Later, the Kiryu family arrived, Mrs. Kiryu and Mr. Kiryu both in attire I thought only belonged on…well…'lovey, gooey dates for grown ups' to quote Little Me. Level was clinging to me, her puffy-sleeved, white lace dress preventing her to move due to the length (I swear she tripped every two seconds she walked in that thing). "Ooh! Ichiru!" she waved.

I tried pushing her hand down. "Level, s-"

"Level!" Ichiru ran over, hugging Level. "You pretty~"

"Thank you!" Level beamed.

Zero walked over, looking slightly indifferent. "Hey Kaede," he waved once.

We were what? Seven? I waved to. "Hey. This is boring!" I whined.

"Eh, we have to live with it," he sighed, climbing into the chair next to me.

"Hello!" a girl with pigtails skipped up.

I recognize her. It's Yak, the big-mouthed slut. I waved. "Hello."

She ignored me completely, making me freeze and look gloomy. She tugged on Zero's nice-shirt sleeve. "Let's dance!" she begged.

Zero shook his head. "No. I want to stay with my best friend, Kaede."

She blinked. "Who?" Zero pointed over to me. "Oh…later?"

"No. Not later."

She pouted. "Meanie."

"I'm not mean for wanting something," he rolled his eyes, scooting closer to me. She huffed and skipped off. Zero turned to me and chuckled at my head. "That's so like you."

I feel at the cap. "So what? I had to scream on the top of my body to get Mom to let me wear my cap."

"Why do you wear it anyways? Balding spot?"

"Oh you've seen me with ribbons! I'M. NOT. GOING. BALD."

"You positive?"

I smacked his arm as he laughed at my annoyance. "Meanie," I pouted.

"Hey, I live to play that role," he lies on his back, setting his head on my lap, looking up at me. "Just for you." He poked my nose playfully.

My nose, being the btch is has all my life, wriggled and he laughed. "Oh shut up!" I flicked his head.

"Like I said," he smiled, "I live to be your 'meanie'."

"Meaning you live to be my future husband?" I joked.

"Y-Yeah," he chuckled nervously, eyes shut.

I didn't see it then. But now I do. I sit up, eyes wide and mouth open. I swear a fly soars in, so I spit and rake my nails on the surface of my tongue. A gnat. Gross. I wipe my nails on the ground and look over to the laptop. I pick it up and open it, logging on.

Imaginaryhead1985: Logged on.

Kota'sGF4EVER: Hey Imaginary. Feeling any better?

Imaginaryhead1985: Meh.

ChickMagnet47: What IS Meh?

Limibitisky74: It's 'M' and 'Eh' combined.

ChickMagnet47: F. U.

Imaginaryhead1985: U forgot 'C' and 'K', sex offender.

Limibitisky74: XD

ScrewedDuo21: Logged On

Imaginaryhead1985: YO! *glomp*

ScrewedDuo21: Eh?

Limibitisky74: Screwed and Imaginary sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G~

Imaginaryhead1985: _l_ Oh, and screwed, me's remember's~

I log off and someone barges in, so I scream and fall off the bed. "You do?" I hear Zero say.

I look up to see his beaming like it's fcking Christmas morning, the stockings all pinned up with care. I scowl. "Yeah. You had to scare the fck out of me to-ACK!"

Yep. He's suffocating me in a hug. "Thank you," he whispers, smiling.

May I say how out of character this is of him. "GET OFF YOU CRACK-HEAD!" I snap.

He laughs (at least that's a bit normal) and pulls away. "So?"

"So what?"

He sighs, a little twitch in his eye. "You know…"

"What? Whether or not I want you to be my 'meanie'?" I chuckle.

He nods. "Well duh."

I shrug. "Well, you sort of already are, aren't you?"

He smiles and pats my head. "Thanks."

Suddenly, his lips come down on mine. They're warm, may I say. I'm still, but my lips move on their own. My eyes shut and I kiss back with all of me, well, except Nyuu. Something in my chest flutters as he licks my lower lip. Before my mouth can open, someone knocks, so he pulls away with a pouting expression. I pat his head, rolling my eyes, and walk to the door, opening it to a slightly worried Headmaster. "What's with you?" I ask.

"It's the Senate and the Vampire Hunter Society," he gulps. "Uh…they have a problem with your sister."

I blink. "What sort of-"

Yaui runs up, panting. "Lucy-sama! The vampire hunters are thinking of killing off the Levels!"

Oh. That sort of problem…AHH!