Disclaimer: I do not own Rei, she belongs to iRemix, and I do not own Shino or Kiba…they belong Kishi… I only own Etsuko…no takey, she mine…

I, you know. that one girl, wrote this chapter

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"Awwww…He's so cute…" Rei cooed over a little kitty at the pet shop in Konoha.

Achoo!

"Can we get away from the cats? I'm allergic you know…" Kiba complained, turning his head from the cat.

"But he's so cute," Rei cooed again, "I want him. Please buy him for me Kiba-kun?"

"No… You should get a dog. They're loyal, and faithful, and nice, and—"

"And loud. Kitties are nice, fuzzy, quiet, and pretty," Rei cooed again, bringing the soft kitty to her face.

"But a dog is so much better. –Achoo!- They don't cause your boyfriend allergies,"

"But they make your girlfriend happy,"

And let's travel over to the…insect section where Shino and Etsuko are.

"And the caterpillar will then turn into a butterfly, being able to defend itself…" Shino explained quietly to his girlfriend, who cut him off.

"Okay, I don't care about the damn butterfly, caterpillar thing. I wanna pet that I will enjoy," Her eyes searched the room, and landed on something white, "Like a bunny," And with that, she raced over the bunny pen.

"Etsuko," Shino shook his head following her, "You'll break the rabbit before its even a year old,"

"No! I'll treat with compassion," Etsuko leaned forward and picked up the snow white rabbit, caressing it with her cheeks, "And—"

CRASH!

"Holy fuck! What was that?" She shouted, almost crushing the poor bunny.

Taking the animal from her hands, Shino placed it back in the pen and looked towards the source of noise.

"Hehe…sorry!" Kiba called from a pile of boxes.

"Sorry doesn't fix the damn bunny Inuzuka!" Etsuko yelled at him, pointing at the trembling bunny.

"Why are you looking at cute things anyway?" Kiba asked, "I'd thought you'd like a viper or something dangerous!"

"I like soft things! Bunnies are sweet and innocent…"

"But you're not," Kiba deadpanned, "You're rude, violent, and bring a world of hurt,"

"Damn right I do!"

"Kiba-kun!" Rei asked in her pleading voice.

Kiba turned around and saw Rei hugging a black kitty to her face, both giving incredibly cute looks.

"Buy me…" She said in a cute kitty voice.

…

"Why did he buy you a bunny again?" Rei asked as she and the three other ninjas walked their way home.

"Because I said that if he didn't, I would make sure he was incapable of making damn babies,"

"You're good…"

"So why did dog boy here buy you a cat? He's allergic, right?"

Achoo!

"Thank you for noticing, Takeda!" Kiba shouted over to her.

"He bought it for me because he likes it when I'm happy…" She cooed as she rubbed the kitten's nose with hers.

Achoo!

"Kiba! Quit sneezing! You're getting snot all over my arm!"

"Sorry for having allergies!"

"Wow, they make me look sane," Etsuko sighed hugging her bunny closely.

"Yes, they do," Shino replied, kissing the top of her head.

HONK!

"Holy Hell!" Etsuko shouted, crushing the bunny once more.

"Etsuko!" Both Rei and Shino shouted.

"Heheh…sorry bunny…" Etsuko apologized and stroked the trembling animal's fur.

"Well, we know it's in good hands…" Kiba said sarcastically, slinging an arm over Rei's shoulder.

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Ta-da! Pets! Woo!