Advent Calendar: Day 8: Gift
"What is it?"
"Not telling you."
"What is it?"
"I'm not telling you."
"WHAT IS ITTTTTT"
Laughter.
"Getting louder and more whiny isn't going to make me tell you."
"Please?"
"And looking ridiculously cute won't either."
"What is it?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Wait… You think I'm cute?"
"Doctor."
"So you're not a completely unfeeling git?"
"Excuse me?"
"Said lovingly."
"You know it's a good thing you are cute else I'm not sure I'd give you this."
Pause.
"I'M SOWIE MASTERRRRRRRRRRR."
"So you should be. Now, do you want it?"
"Depends. What is it?"
An eye roll.
"Well if you get it and open it you'll find out."
"GIMME"
"You're such a child."
"IT'S CHRISTMAS I CAN BE A CHILD IF I WANT TOOOOOOOO."
"A child can't use what I've got you."
"…What is it?"
"Find out for yourself."
The sound of ripping paper.
"…What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"
"You'll think of something."
A wink.
The sound of the penny dropping.
"Oooooh."
A/N: I shouldn't be allowed to write when I don't have ideas and I just go with it. I have no idea what the gift was, your imaginations can fill in that blank ;)