Happy fourth of July everybody now as I said Hiashi's number was up and it's going to be a red white and blue finale for the disgusting Hyuga
Red for all the bleeding
White the color his skin won't be
Blue because Kushina and Jiraiya are going to make him black and blue before giving him EXACTLY what he deserves
Zehahaha zehahaha zehahahah
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Uzumaki Naruto Fusion Master
Hiashi Hyuga laid pinned to the crucifix inside the Konoha TI building Jiraiya walked in Hiashi looked up expecting to be pardoned but instead all he saw was death in the Sannins eyes
"There are few times I've been angry I was angry when I was told what happened to my godson when Orochimaru abandoned the village I was angry when I heard someone had tried to rape my students wife you know her as Kushina Uzumaki" Hiashi tensed Jiraiya knew about that
"Now while your village was being attacked your comrades dying around you even members of your own clan had been fighting you were repeating your crime with not just one but two women one of them a CHILD" Jiraiya raged
Kushina walked in as angry as Jiraiya "I suppose you're lucky Hyuga Raikage Sama gave me explicit orders you weren't allowed to die by any hand but his"
Kushina smirked and unsealed what looked like everything on Ibiki Morino's wish list Jiraiya also made a hand sign and a vat of oil appeared under Hiashi along with Gama behind him
"Gama dip him up to his waist" Jiraiya ordered the toad complied grabbing Hiashi he dipped him into the oil Hiashi screamed as a foreign chakra filled his body
Kushina made a sign and the toad lifted Hiashi and took out a bucket of senbon "as I'm sure you know Hiashi there are 361 tenketsu in the human body" Kushina picked up a senbon and put it into his tenketsu
Hiashi felt a burning sensation "normally your chakra pathways would be sealed off except these senbon have been dipped in curry powder" Kushina began putting more and more needles into each tenketsu
After a half hour Hiashi had been covered in needles Kushina made a hand sign "Lightning style earth flash" Kushina touched one needle and like a game of electric dominoes the lightning flew into each needle electrifying Hiashi and keeping him awake
Kushina was about to continue the torture when a knock came a Chunin came in "Jiraiya Sama you're needed at the council meeting"
"On whose authority was a council meeting called" Jiraiya demanded
"the Jonin Commander Jiraiya Sama in a state of emergency he has the authority to oversee the council"
Jiraiya nodded Shikaku was doing what he felt was right "alright I'll be there in a moment"
"Is it prepared" Kushina asked
"He'll be here in three hours" Jiraiya answered Kushina smiled "perfect" Jiraiya left leaving Kushina alone with the waste of dna
"This is a disaster"
"It's unthinkable"
"The worst tragedy in the village"
More comments and arguing were going on when Jiraiya entered the council room
"Hello everyone" Jiraiya greeted Shikaku stood up and shook his hand "Jiraiya Sama thank you for coming"
"Now what is the disaster everyone was talking about"
"Jiraiya Sama the daimyo has sent his pick for the Godaime Hokage" Shibi Aburame said
Jiraiya was confused "we were just attacked the daimyo shouldn't have been informed so quickly"
"Yeah that's the weird thing but the problem is who the Daimyo nominated" Tsume said
"It wasn't Danzo or else the old war hawk would be gloating" Jiraiya said
"No the one in question was Kakashi Hatake" Shibi said
Now Jiraiya was confused "Sakumo's brat I admit he's maybe a bit young but he could be a good Hokage with the right advisors behind him"
"He's in prison" one of the civilian council men said
Fugaku stood up and gave Jiraiya a manila folder "inside is the autopsy of a Z Yamatanzo who was killed during a preliminary match forensics on the kunai show that Asuma Sarutobi was the last person to hold it" Fugaku explained
"This would be grounds for arrest if not the fact Asuma Sarutobi hasn't used kunai since he returned from his stay as one of the twelve guardian shinobi"
"So a frame job" Jiraiya said Fugaku nodded "based on mission records Hatake and Sarutobi both served on an A rank mission prior to Sarutobi's departure for the guardians"
"So Kakashi was arrested"
"Elder Homura apprehended him before Hatake could move to kill his intended target Arashi Tatsumaki the alias of Naruto Uzumaki"
"Gotta give the kit credit he's good at infiltration no one suspected anything till his mask got destroyed" Tsume said with a laugh
"So Hatake is arrested there must be someone whose up to the task of being Hokage"
Fugaku nodded sitting down "others were considered among them Asuma Sarutobi Might Guy Iruka Umino myself and Tokuma Hyuga"
"It's troublesome Sarutobi refused Guy's a good Jonin and commander but doesn't have the patience for politics Fugaku has too much duties as is being clan head and head of the police Iruka has both political and shinobi skill for the job but is only a Chunin and the backlash of electing a Chunin directly to Hokage would make us appear to be weak"
"and Tokuma Hyuga" Jiraiya asked Shikaku sighed "Tokuma Hyuga along with Uchiha Kaede Anko Mitarashi and Hayate Gecko left in pursuit of Kabuto Yakushi Mitarashi was the only survivor"
Jiraiya panicked "did they get the Sharingan" Shikaku shook his head "thankfully Kaede never awoke her Sharingan"
"Is it possible Jiraiya Sama would take up the Hokage position" a civilian council member asked
Jiraiya shook his head "Like Fugaku I have our spy network to run" Jiraiya answered
"Plus if he did take the position he'd have diplomatic immunity to peep" Tsume said many women in the village felt a shiver go up their spines
"You didn't have a problem with sensei peeping"
"Well anyways I have a solution to our Hokage problem two words Princess Tsunade"
"You think you can get her to take the job" Shikaku asked
"Sure I'll just need a couple of people to come with" Jiraiya said with a smile she's probably done by now
Hiashi was barely conscious in the past three hours Hiashi had been electrocuted his chakra stolen by Aburame Clan insects the needles being replaced dipped in oil again and his privates had hot sauce poured on them
"Come on in Naruto Kun" Naruto walked in "do what your father asked sweetie" she told him
Hiashi looked up at Naruto and frit his teeth "Your supposed to be dead"
"I should of hired missing nin instead of that mob of fools"
"What" Naruto asked
Hiashi smirked "yes boy I'm the reason that mob chased you I'm the reason people threw bottles and children hated you I'm the rightful hokage not my brother that old ape or your peasant of a father or your whore of a mother"
"Why" Naruto demanded killing intent pouring out of his body "because you thought I was a demon"
"No you ignorant fool I didn't think you were a demon you were making my tool weaker with your disgusting friendship how was she to succeed me if you were corrupting her with kindness"
"The only one who corrupted her was you" Naruto said his mom helping him form the rasengan
Hiashi panicked and screamed out in pain when Naruto destroyed his balls with the jutsu
"And this is for Hinata"
Kushina made a hand sign seals crawled over his body forcing his body to change he got skinnier more curvy as new parts formed where the old ones had been destroyed
They turned Hiashi into a lady
"Now to use that jutsu Jiraiya showed me beast torture transformation" Kushina tapped Hiashi and the lady was replaced with a donkey
"Heeehaw heehaww Hiashi panicked struggling in her ropes nearly kicking Naruto in the face "yikes crazy horse"
"Naruto kun she's a donkey" Kushina reminded Naruto shrugged "why are we doing this" Kushina hit the donkey with killing intent and made her stop struggling Kushina unbinded her and put a rope around her neck "just take her to the gates and you'll see"
An old man waited patiently at the gates of Konoha "Hello Mataro" Jiraiya said the old man smiled hugging Jiraiya
"Ah Jiraiya boy it's good to see you again" Mataro said letting go "you too Mataro I have what you were looking for"
Naruto pulled Hiashi towards the gate by a rope the human turned donkey hee hawed and kicked but Naruto kept moving him forward
"Jiraiya you didn't have to"
"Please Mataro we've been friends since I was a gaki and you risk your life everyday getting information"
"And I told you just build your farm near the border and you'll see how much information you get" Mataro said with a laugh
Mataro went over to examine Hiashi "nice coat definetly a fighter where'd you get her"
"She's one of Tsunade's wins though I've got no idea how drunk you have to be to bet a donkey"
"Heh heh I see Tsunade hasn't changed much since my grandson beat her"
"isn't he only four" Jiraiya asked
"yep turned so on the fourth" Mataro said "I'll take that rope boy"
"Are you sure old timer she's not friendly" Mataro nodded and took the rope Hiashi charged trying to escape his/her fate but Mataro hit Hiashi with a palm strike to the chin following it with an elbow to the neck pinning her
"Whoa" Naruto said "so you can take the ninja out of the village"
"But you can't take the ninja out of the man" Mataro said standing up "I can see why Tsunade won her does she have a name"
"Hia" Naruto said Jiraiya had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing
Mataro nodded and got the former Hyuga clan leader to his feet "well I best be going tell Tsunade hello when you see her"
"will do"
Mataro pulled gently on the rope and the newly christened Hia the donkey followed "Well come on Hia you'll like my farm it has plenty of sun a nice river runs long the edge and there will be plenty of Jacks who can't wait to meet a spunky young Jenny like you"
Hia was confused what in Kami was a Jack and a Jenny "yep if the colts you give are half as strong as you my farm'll be set till my great grand kids"
Now Hiashi understood and wanted to escape but she couldn't her tenketsu were destroyed so her chakra couldn't flow properly and she couldn't speak she was doomed to live her life producing the next generation
How Ironic
And this is where the chapter ends Hiashi is screwed literally this works way better then just killing him if you don't agree give me a review and if you do still give me a review
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