Chpt.26

"VROOM! VROOM!"

"Mistress Artimis! What are you…"

"See ya Alfred!" I yelled. I always wanted to ride a motorcycle. I just hoped that the cops wouldn't pull me over, considering I didn't have a drivers listens yet. I blasted off to the ice cream factory. My head was still throbbing from the bruise.

You know Artimis you should of let Alfred give you the headache medicine BEFORE you stole the motorcycle and ran off. I thought to myself. I wonder what Alfred is doing. I can picture it now. "Oh master Bruce, I have failed you! I said I would watch over her and I was good to my word for 15 years but when push came to shove I couldn't do it! Oh what a world! WHAT A WORLD!!!" then he starts melting. Ok maybe he wouldn't do that exactly. He most likely called Batman already and told him I was loose. Police station coming up I got to go slow. I slowed the cycle to make it look like a casual drive. I was turning 16 in 5 months so I was hoping that I didn't look too young. Plus I was wearing a helmet with a facemask, which would prove useful. As I drove by I saw a man in his police car. He was asleep. He had black hair, a brown trench coat, a blue tie, a yellow shirt and a donut box lying on his fat stomach. I new from Batman's files and prior knowledge that it was Officer Bullock. When I was in second grade officer Bullock came to my school to tell us about safety awareness. That was a day I will never forget. He most likely never had any experience with younger kids so when he had to talk to us he was very awkward.

"Hello kiddies… ughh… my name is Officer Bullock and …I ughh… I am gonna talk to you about safety." he said in his city accent. Crayola raised her hand.

"Yes ughh… little girl in the tie-die shirt."

" How many Bad guys have you put in jail?" she questioned. (That was the last time you ever will here from the nervous Bullock again until the end of this flash back.) He started babbling on about all the guys he put in the "Slammer," it was like he wasn't talking to little kids anymore! This is a time when Woo-woo was the most adventures, dare devil 7 year old in the world. That was all about to change.

"…so theres I was. Surrounded by more than fiddy guys…"

"I think he will use his stomach like a bowling ball and flatten them all out." woo-woo laughed. But story after story of the vile, crazy city we all lived in was getting to her. Her bravery was slowly deteriorating away.

"…There was the guy, all alone in the ally way. Then… BANG!!!"

"AHHHH!!!" woo screamed hugging me so tight I didn't think I could breath. Every one was so scared I think I was the only one who noticed woo scream. You could hear a pin drop in there. Brave Woo out scared Woo in. One of the teachers must of herd her scream and ran in to the room.

"What happened I heard someone yell!" Bullock was silent for a brief moment but then quickly said, "So I put away many bad guys. Bye kids stay in school." he got up and dashed out of the room. Then Woo-woo fainted. Ahhhhh the good old days.