A/N: Next chapter of MFFW! Yay! Lol enjoy!

J.D. was lying down in his bed and looking up at the ceiling.

Ok, so the other day Kim and I shared our first kiss. Finally right? Well afterwards it dawned on me that Kim might not be too happy that the guy she kissed has kissed other guys…. What do I do? Do I tell her, or not? What if she finds out?

J.D's phone started ringing. "Hello?"

"D.J. is Perry there?"

"Jordan? How did you even get this number?"

"IS HE THERE OR NOT?"

"N-No!" J.D. said startled. "Why?"

Jordan hung up the phone without answering.

I'd hate to be Dr. Cox right now. What the hell did he do?

Dr. Cox was at work hiding under the desk. When Nurse Roberts walked up to him.

"I thought you had the day off?" Nurse Roberts asked.

"Yeah, but Jordan found out some information I really wish she didn't, and now I'm hiding."

Jordan busted through the hospital doors.

"PEEERRRRRRYYYYY!" Jordan shouted.

Ted quickly ran up to her. "Ms. Sullivan you have to keep quiet! This is a hospital after-"

Jordan picked Ted up and threw him behind her.

"Alllll!" Ted shouted before he crashed into a trashcan.

"And before you ask, no I haven't seen Dr. Cox." Laverne said pointing down.

"Dammit Laverne!" Dr. Cox said.

Jordan reached under the desk and pulled him out.

"Oh hey sweetie! What's up?"

"Did you get Robert to switch shifts because you told him to stop talking to me?"

"Uh…"

"Who in the hell gave you the right to do that?"

"Jordan, why are you getting so mad about this? Do you like him?"

Jordan began to get angrier. "How could you possibly even ask me that? I picked you didn't I?"

"Yeah, just to cheat on me later!"

Jordan looked at Dr. Cox. "I should've known you'd be the one to bring that up. I knew you wouldn't be able to let that go! It was years ago! It was a mistake!"

Dr. Cox just rolled his eyes. "And the fact that he likes you?"

"He does not like me!" Jordan said reassuringly.

Dr. Cox was silent.

"And Perry, I will talk to whoever I damn well please! So next time, butt out!"

Jordan turned around and walked out of the hospital leaving Dr. Cox alone.

"Aw, poor Per." Carla said witnessing the incident.

"Yeah." Turk said. "If only I cared!"

"Turk!"

"What? It's true! I mean I'm too excited to find out what the gender of our baby will be today! Even though we both know it'll be a boy."

Carla rolled her eyes. "Sure Turk."

"I kinda like the name Michael."

Carla smiled as the doctor walked up to the couple.

"Nurse Espinosa, Doctor Turk, we're ready for you!"

"Ok Donna!"

Carla took out a camera from her purse. "Can you take a picture of Turk's face when the baby turns out to be a girl?"

"Ha, ha very funny!" Turk said. "Can you take a picture of Carla's face when the baby turns out to be a boy?"

Dr. Donna took the camera. "Okey dokey! I'll get right to snappin! Now follow me!"

Dr. Donna turned around and walked inside the room.

"Gotta love her perkiness!" Turk said. The couple walked into the room.

(Meanwhile…)

J.D. walked inside the hospital when Dr. Kelso walked up to him.

"Sport! It seems like we've got a cleanup in the children's room."

"Um sir, not only is this my day off, but I'm not the Janitor."

"Oh. Then why are you here?"

"Well Carla finds out the gender of her baby today, and I needed to see Kim."

"Oh that's right! Nurse Espinosa is going to have a bastard child too! Guess her and Dr. Reid has the same idea huh? Let me know how that turns out!"

Dr. Kelso patted J.D. on the back and walked away from him.

EVIL!

Kim walked up to J.D. "Hey! What's up? Aren't you off today?"

"Yeah, but I can't go an entire day without seeing your face!"

Kim smiled. "Corny, but cute!"

Kim went in to kiss J.D.

Uh oh, I don't want her to end up kissing the bi guy twice. Think! What do I do?

J.D. thought for a moment, and randomly fell back. "OUCH!"

Note to self, don't hit head that hard next time!

Kim kneeled beside him. "Are you ok? What happened?"

"I think my legs just randomly locked up, and I fell back!" J.D. lied.

"Here, I'll get you into a room."

Kim helped J.D. up and got him into a patient's room. She sat him down on the bed.

"You said your knees just randomly locked up?" Kim asked again.

"Yeah! I don't know what happened!"

Kim thought for a moment. "We'll do a reflex test."

Oh lord, I always hated those tests. Even as a child I did.

Kim walked back into the room with a giant mallet.

"Uh Kim? What are you doing with that?"

"It's the reflex test silly! What did you think I was going to use? One of those little reflex hammers?"

"YES!" J.D. said beginning to panic.

Kim laughed. "Then what kind of doctor would I be?"

Kim lifted the hammer all the way up and slammed it onto J.D.'s knee. He screamed.

"Ugh." J.D. said shivering. "That was a scary fantasy."

(Meanwhile…)

Carla was lying down on the bed with her stomach exposed. She was sweating.

"Nervous?" Turk asked.

"Nah. Elliot said there's nothing to worry about during the gender examinations. I am hot though."

"Yes you are." Turk said smiling.

Carla smiled. "You are so dumb."

"Well I try." Turk said. "You want me to get you a soda?"

"Thanks."

Turk smiled and walked out of the room. He saw Kim walk into J.D.'s room and secretly watched the two.

Kim came back in with the reflex hammer. "Ready?"

J.D. nodded.

"Ow!" J.D. jerked his knee. "OW!"

"Well your knees are fine!" Kim said with a smirk. "Sometimes your knees lock up randomly if you keep them locked too long yourself."

"What me? I don't do that!"

Kim looked at J.D.

"Ok, well not anymore anyway!"

Kim and J.D. began laughing. "See? The test wasn't so bad! You want your lollipop now?" Kim asked teasingly.

"Nah, I'd prefer a kiss form the best doctor in the world."

Kim smiled. "Well that can be arranged."

Kim and J.D. kissed, and Turk frowned. He walked away, and started back down the hallway.

You know what? Maybe I can go a little longer without telling her. Just in case she dumps me afterwards.

Turk walked into Carla's room empty handed.

"No soda?"

"Oh! Uh… the soda machine's busted. Sorry babe."

"Aw it's ok!" Carla said with a smile.

Dr. Donna came from another room. "You two ready to find out the gender of the baby?"

The couple nodded.

"Ok then! Look at the screen!"

Turk and Carla looked at the screen. They saw their child.

"Wow!" They both said.

"I know right!" Dr. Donna said.

"Well prepared to be shocked Carla, when Dr. Donna tells us that we're going to have a big, strong, healthy-"

"Girl!" Dr. Donna finished.

Turk's jaw dropped and Carla squealed with delight. Dr. Donna took the picture of Turk, and handed the camera to Carla.

"Priceless." Carla said.

"A girl?" Turk said.

J.D. and Kim walked into the room.

"Are we late for the announcement?" J.D. asked.

"Just by a few seconds! We're having a girl!" Carla said excitedly.

"Awww!" J.D. and Kim said.

"Man! I thought we were having a boy!" Turk said. "I was positive!"

"You're not disappointed are you?" Carla asked.

"What? No! Of course not! You know I'm going to love this child regardless ok?"

Carla nodded and kissed Turk.

"Aw young love!" Dr. Donna said.

(Later…)

The two couples walked out of the room.

"So we're going to have another baby on the way soon huh?" Kim asked.

"In about 4 months!" Carla said.

"Hopefully we won't give birth after witnessing a catfight between our two moms like a certain Dr. Reid." Turk said.

"Nah. We'll be prepared." Carla said. "I can't wait to have a baby of my own you know?"

"It'll definitely be interesting," Kim said. "I think with all the pregnancies around here, I don't want to have kids for a long time."

"Same here!" J.D. said.

It'll be interesting to see Carla give birth to the very child that ripped me and Turk apart, but you know… it's not like I'm jealous or anything….

The doctors continued walking down the hallway.

A/N: Lol poor J.D. It kinda reminds me of how Carla was feeling when Jordan was pregnant! Déjà vu huh? Anyway, when will J.D. tell Kim about his orientation… if he ever does! Guess you'll find out soon enough! See you next update… which is actually now lol on to chapter 27 please!