Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors
Chapter 26 – Ichigo Kurosaki 2
A/N: Scaevola2, HibiscusAngel15, and Rocka NGW deserve special thanks for their very helpful ideas for this chapter.
(Originally posted 8/12/12.)
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Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,
What is this? You think I would… do that… with my inner Hollow? WTF?! *sputters*
—Did you call, King? Hahahahaha! *psychotic laugh echoing*
You guys are sick. Just sick.
And I would never dignify him with a name. What's with all this Shiro, Shirosaki… Hichigo? Heck, I just wish he would go away.
And… what is a doujinshi?
No, forget I asked. I don't want to know!
—Mmmm, I had a good time reading many of those stories… Especially since King was so offended that his control slipped and I was able to take over his body to write this letter.
So, authors, we got a few minutes here, and let me tell you that I'd like you to write more about me getting it on with all the beautiful Bleach ladies. That's what it's all about, right? Those instincts that he'd secretly like to act on but is too much of a wuss to do it. Though he is right about one thing… I have no name.
But shut the hell up about me having sex with King. How the fuck would that even work, seeing as we're the same person, idiots? And as to these 'yaoi pairings,' let me tell ya: He's not gay. Believe me, I would know. And there's no way in hell I'm allowing my body to get it up the tailpipe!
*Yawn* It's really boring in here, stuck inside of King, unable to make him do what he really wants to do. *psychotic grin* Maybe you could help me there… we could make this site a LOT more fun… come a little closer and I'll whisper in your ear…
Getsuga Tenshou!
Ichigo Kurosaki
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A/N: I'm still not really happy with this one, but both of them kept pounding on me until I published it.
Thanks again to those who are reviewing. Especially to those of you who are going back to previous chapters you missed and commenting on them! You guys rock! *hugs*