Hey peeps sorry I haven't updated in FOREVER. I just got a job and I have been very busy and when I get home I am too damn tired to go update and to be honest i lost intrest in this story for a little while. But now I'm back and I will allow you to read the FINAL part of the POOL PARTY!
Just know that I am alive and i will finish this. But i'm not so sure about a sequal anymore.
Oh yeah, and my computer broke for a while :( boo i hate my computer sometimes.
So yes, Amaya is here now. as a character. You finally get to meet the cousin. And Hunter's friend person.
*Amaya's POV*
I strolled alongside the sidewalk in Kaori's neighborhood. I haven't seen my cousin in forever, so I wonder how much she has changed. Anyway, what I was most excited about was the puppies she was telling me about. I love dogs.
"Come on Shikon, you don't have to get into the water you just have to make this kid pee real fast and then I will bring you home." A guys voice rambled as I continued to stroll down. I look over and saw a tall young man with messy brown hair, tugging on a leash for a large brown rottweiler. I cocked my head.
"he's cute. What did you say his name was?" I asked. The boy turned to me and smiled.
"Shikon. I'm Torio. What's your name?"
"Amaya."
"Amaya you say?"
"... Yeah."
"Well, you must be Kaori's cousin then huh?"
"Yeah. Do you know her?"
"Well, I'm on my way back to her house right now."
"Cool."
*Tobi's POV*
"Well? Are you going to jump or not un?" senpai called up to me as I was standing on Kaori-chan's roof. very nice veiw from up there by the way. Haha anyway Tobi is going to jump down the with the inner tube filled with helium and see how long it takes. That is until he turned around. I wanted Torio-san to be there when it happens! And Tobi wants Mig-chan to be paying attention and not fiddling with the radio.
"TORIO-SAN!" Tobi called, waving down to Torio and a pretty girl and a large dog. Oh, Tobi doesn't like large dogs...
"HEY TOBI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"TOBI IS GOING TO JUMP DOWN FROM HERE AND INTO THE POOL! WHOS THE PRETTY GIRL?"
"THIS IS AMAYA, KAORI'S COUSIN!"
"IS KAORI OVER THERE?" Ama-chan yelled. Tobi nodded.
"SHE'S OVER HERE!" Tobi pointed over the fence. Kaori-chan wasn't listening to our conversationg (she's talking to senpai again) but Katara seemed to freak out a bit, and Sasori-san seemed a little bored, yet trying to get away from the crazy blonde at the same time. Oh yeah, and Tobi slipped and fell off of the roof.
*Katara's POV*
AMAYA IS HERE? Dammit I have to get Sasori out of here!
"Hey, uh, Sasori! Do you maybe want to go... to that one place?" I asked. Sasori raised a brow at me.
"I don't understand what you mean."
"Well, that place! You remember!"
"Can you be more specific?"
"... My closet?"
"Hell no."
"But WHYYYYYYYY?"
"Because I don't like you."
"What?"
"I don't like you like that at all."
"So.. You think of me as a friend?"
"... No. I don't like you at all."
"So you hate me?"
"I can't hate. I don't really have emotions."
"Then how were you screaming when I used to chase you around?"
"What do you mean by used to? You still do."
"No I don't."
"Yes, you do."
"Do not."
"Do too."
"Do-"
"AMAYA!" I heard Kaori's voice call out, cutting off my argument with Sasori. Then I turned to see the cousin. Her totally better looking then me cousin. That stupid, God damn bitchy ass cousin that she is related too! GOD i CAN'T STAND AMAYA! I looked over at Sasori, who was staring at Amaya.
*Sasori's POV*
So, this is Kaori's cousin huh? A young girl, also appearing to be 17, with her straight, strawberry blonde I believe, hair that reached down and inch from her shoulders, while having the same bright green eyes Kaori did. Funny, Amaya almost looks like that pink haired girl who tried to kill me along with my grandmother.
I can't stand her already.
*Amaya's POV*
"God girl, I haven't seen you in forever!" Kaori yelled out, catching me in one of her hugs.
"I know! I am just- wow..." I mumbled, looking at all the people around. How come one of them was painted blue? And when did Kaori get a giant venus flytrap planted in her backyard? And who was the weird guy with the peircings at the grill?
"I see you noticed there are alot of people here!" Kaori said excitidly. I nodded.
"Alot. So where are the puppies?"
"... Oh i forgot to tell you..."
"What?"
"The puppies actually turned out to be the Akatsuki and they are living with me now."
"... What?"
*Deidara's POV*
So... Kaori's cousin... What now?
"AHHHHH!" Hunter shreiked, running behind Zetsu, who was being all emo for some reason. I looked over and saw a huge, and I mean HUGE, dog over by Torio. I'm guessing that must be his dog. Ha.
"Hey, girly man!" Hunter hissed over to me. I rolled my eyes and turned to him.
"You better hope your talking about Itachi un."
"No, I'm pretty sure I'm talking about you."
"Asshole un."
"Whatever. Hey, can you help me by getting rid of the dog?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because 1, i hate you. 2, you keep saying I look girly. 3, what's a dog going to do to you?"
"Okay well, 1, I hate you too, 2, you have long blonde hair like Katara, and 3, dogs scared me ever since I was attacked by one in the park a year ago!"
*Hunter's Flashback in his POV*
I was in the park with my family, having our weekend picnic as usual. As usual, mom and dad went into deep conversation with themselves, Katara was talking to my beloved Kaori on the phone, and I was so bored. I Looked around and snuck to find something to do when I saw a large golden retriver. I went over to go play with it, almost forgetting I put half of my ham sandwich in my pocket. Suddenly, when I went to pet the dog, it pounced on my and started to tear at my pants where the sandwich was, while biting my skin off as well. After it stole my sandwich, it took my pants as well.
*Hunter's POV*
After I told my awful story about why I hate dogs, Deidara just stared. And stared. And stared. Then started to laugh and started walking away while he did. Screw him then. Soon, after I somehow get on top of the roof and do my special bird call i learned in boyscouts my good friend will enact my plan... muhahahaha...
*Kaori's POV*
"Get it now?"
"Yeah, I guess. So the guy over there that Katara keeps glomping is Sasori-danna?"
"Yep."
"And that guy you keep looking over at is Deidara?"
"Yes and don't say that so loud..."
"Oh okay..."Amaya whispered, winking at me. I pushed her playfully, not noticing Deidara right behind me.
"So who's the guy you keep looking over at un?" He teased. Dammit.
"No one Deidara go play in the pool." I said, trying to push Amaya away before deidara embarrassed me but she refused to go.
"So, your the real Deidara, huh?" Deidara nodded, holding up his hands to show her proof. Amaya nodded.
"Nice. So, that's Sasori over there?"
"Yeah un."
"Be right back then." Amaya said, walking off. I looked at Deidara.
"So... Enjoying the party?"
"It's okay. I just wish Pein would finish cooking already I'm getting hungry un..." He muttered, looking over at Shikon, who decided to pee on Zetsu, who was still being emo anyway.
*Zetsu's POV*
Aww man, a damn dog just pissed on us.
*Hunter's POV*
I wonder if Zetsu hates dogs as much as I do...
*Kakuzu's POV*
I sighed to myself, resting in one of the pool chairs. I hated parties. No one ever really talks to me or anything, and not only that, they are also expensive and they are a pain in the ass to clean up afterwards. And if anything, Kaori will just make us clean while she and her friends go out or something. I don't think anyone even knows I have been here the whole time...
*Tobi's POV*
Funny that no one has noticed that Tobi's been floating down for about a minute now. Well, I tried to tell someone,but no one ever listens to Tobi, even after he starts floating into the neighbors yard with a pack of 4 large dogs barking and snarling at him. Wait, snarling dogs barking at Tobi?
*Katara's POV*
Oh dammit Amaya's coming over! Well, maybe she won't know it's Sasori...
"So your the real Sasori?" Dammit kaori do you have to tell everyone?
"Indeed I am."
"Wow, that is so freaking cool!" Amaya gushed, acting fangirlish. Stupid Sasori fangirl he's mine bitch.
"Yeah, only it's too bad he's-"
"So can you still do your puppet things and stuff even though your in another world?"
"I'm not sure I haven't tried yet." They both cut me off.
"ahem. Ahem. AHEM!" I tried to ge their attention.
"Oh sorry Katara was I innterupting something here?" Amaya asked sweetly.
"Actuallu, yes, you were. Sasori and I were about to go get busy." Sasori raised a brow at me.
"get busy?" he asked. I nodded.
"Yes," I said, hushing him and turning back to Amaya, "so yeah we are going to go to Kaori's room after Pein finishes cooking." Amaya gave me a suspisious look, but said nothing.
*Konan's POV*
"Hey Torio. Who's this?" I asked, pointing to the rottweiler sniffing at my feet. Torio looked at me with his green eyes.
"Oh, this is Shikon, here to make sure you-"
"AHHHH! SOMEONE HELP TOBI'S BEING EATEN ALIVE BY SAVAGES!" Tobi screamed from the neighbors yard. I guess he floated over when we all weren't looking. Well, some one will-
"Hang on Tobi I'm coming!" Miggs yelled, tearing away from the radio and running into the yard. Like I was thinking, someone will help him. Torio laughed.
"As I was saying, Shikon is going to make sure no more 7-"
"I'M EIGHT!"
"Year-olds don't grope your ass." Wait, he doesn't want someone to grope me? Does this mean?"
"Torio, does that mean-"
"Yeah. It does." I blushed violently. He does like me?
"I just can't stand it when younger guys think they are so cool when they grope someones butt. Especially if it's my friend they are doing it to."
"Well, I- wait, FRIEND?"
"Yes Konan. Friends. Why?"
"... Nothing..." I muttered, stalking away.
*Sasori's POV*
Um... What does "Get Busy" mean?
"Katara, I think I am, as you say, confused?" She looked at me with wide purple eyes.
"confused? But your the sexiest smartest guy in the whole world! What are you confused about?"
"Well, for one thing, why you hate Amaya so much because she seems nice, and what "Get Busy" means."
"Well, I hate Amaya because she likes you too and you belong to me and get busy is a term for we are going to have sex."
"... Why would you tell Amaya such a lie?" I asked, as I heard a odd bird noise. Katara smirked.
"Who said I was lying Sasori-danna..." before I could retort and run away again, a loud, banshee like voice started to screech, and the next thing I knew, Katara was drenched in a strange liquid that smelled like... dog urine.
*Amaya's POV*
I turned back after I heard that awful screeching, and saw Katara dripping wet, and a large girl falling out of a tree.
"Oh my God There's a fat bitch wearing a bikini over there!" Hidan yelled out loudly, pointing. Kaori glared.
"Busu, what the hell are you doing here?" She questioned. The ugly girl, Busu, started to laugh and pointed at Katara, who's eyes were filling with tears.
"Her younger brother, Hunter, came to my door and told me to throw pissy balloons at a certain blonde."
"I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE!" Hunter screamed from the top of the roof, pointing at Deidara. Busu scratched her chin.
"Whatever shrimp. You weren't specific enough."
"Wait, what are pissy balloons?" Kurai and Devi asked. Busu laughed again.
"When you fill balloons with piss, in this case from a dog." Katara let out a cry, and sasori took a step away from her.
"That's gross..." Rin muttered, barely loud enough for anyone to hear.
"that's what the shrimp paid for."
"So he wanted you to pelt me with balloons filled with dog pee un?" Deidara asked. Busu nodded.
"It seems so, but I can just kick your ass anyway." At that moment, Itachi and Kai were cracking their knuckles, ready to fight back, when Hidan stepped up with his scythe in his hands.
"Okay, i seriously think that the balloon thing was really fucking funny, but I hate fat chicks so I will sacrifice you to jashin!" He said, with a wave of his scythe.
And you can guess what happened after that.
Sorry this chapter sucks... oh well anyway, i hoped you at least enjoyed it and stuff i lost intrest in this story for a while along with my computer breaking and stuff but i decided to go ahead and update because you all have waited long enough :) So anway, please review and I hope you can forgive me for the long wait!
Just remember, if you review, I will update sooner (for reals this time :D) and you can see what happens to the Akatsuki when the girls start going back to school!
