Disclaimer: And here is the List chapter! Cyrus' Beast Boy List chapter of Five Stories should have gone up at the same time, so check over there if you don't see your addition(s) here. This...was far more fun than it should have been. No numbering system in this chapter, because I'm way too lazy to go through and number the List.

The Beast Boy List

Protector of Canon2's addition to the List

General rule: If you think it's funny, DON'T DO IT!

SithKnight-Galen's additions to the List

Beast boy is not allowed access to Random Name generators. The Titans already have sufficient

codenames.

"Hey Rae, your pirate name is Cap'n Angelina Redbeard!"

Thirty seconds later saw Beast swathed in dark energy and dangling from the ceiling. Not the least bit deterred, he called after her, "I'm Smilin' Bryan Blythe!"

A dark gag swiftly joined the bonds.

On the same token, please stop using the T-Coms to give the Titans new codenames.

"Khhkk, Lean Green Fightin' Machine to Birdbrain and Metallica, come in!"

A thrown communicator thwacked him on the head.

Gogglehead Lover's additions to the List

Donot convince Starfire that every third Tuesday of the month is


"Sing your cultural songs" Day.

"I think my ears are bleeding…" Robin whimpered, attempting to find somewhere to hide. Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg had already taken the good hiding spot; they were all camped out in Beast Boy's room. Even Starfire in a multicultural frenzy wouldn't be going in there.

Beast Boy is NOT, under any circumstances, allowed to take pictures of the rest of the team on bad hair days, turn the pictures into

calendars, and sell them. Last year's are still being searched for and burned.

Cyborg stared at the calendar, half horrified, half impressed. "How did Robin's hair even do that?"

Beast Boy shrugged. "I switched his and Starfire's shampoo. It worked better'n I thought it would!"

WiccaGem18536's additions to the List

Trapping other people in your scarf and dragging them around the Tower kicking and screaming is not funny. Especially if its Raven.

"Grass stain, you are so dead when she gets loose…"

A dark raven shot through the scarf and a moment later Beast Boy was staring black-energy-wreathed doom in the face.

Any songs with the words "sexy", or any variation therein are not

viable new theme tunes for the team.

"We're too sexy for our theme song, too sexy for our theme song-!"

"For the last time Beast Boy, no, it does not work!"

We are not the Ghostbusters. End of discussion.

"Beast Boy, you said we were going on a call." Raven felt her eyebrow twitch, a little bit spastically, as she stared at the graveyard stretching out before her.

"We are," he said brightly, bouncing slightly on the balls of his feet. "Some kids called in and said there were ghosts here!"

"It wasn't funny the first time," Raven growled, "and it isn't funny now!"

Nobody thinks you understand this yet: Raven Is Allergic To Chickens. Do

NOT turn into them near her if you want to live.

Cyborg stared at the wreckage of the living room. "What happened?"

"Beast Boy gave Raven an allergy attack," Robin sighed, "and apparently if her allergies are bad enough she has the same issues controlling her powers that Star does when she sneezes."

Robin does not appreciate your idea to teach Starfire slang. Or swearwords. Or recipes for goo.

In fact, don't ever talk to her ever again if you can help it.

Robin poked cautiously at his breakfast. "Uh…Starfire? What did you say this was, again?"

She beamed at him. "It is a most wonderful recipe for eggplant Jell-o that Beast Boy taught me!"

When Cyborg told you Raven liked being buried in Valentines chocolate, he was LYING.

Cyborg couldn't stop laughing. He held a camera in his shaking hands and managed to snap several pictures of a peeved-looking Raven buried in a mound of heart-shaped boxes before said boxes started hitting their changeling on the head with a good deal of accuracy. Quite a few of them hit Cyborg as well, for that matter.

When you're told to stop, you stop whatever you're doing. You don't: laugh uproariously,

slam the door, and continue. It's not funny. No, really, it isn't.

"What's he doing now?" Robin sighed. He was holding a cup of coffee and his hair was sticking up wildly in several directions. "Why is he even awake at five in the morning?"

Cyborg shrugged. "I don't think he went to sleep. As for what he's doing, as near as I can tell, he convinced Starfire to help him kidnap Raven and do something to her hair. Something about an up-do."

Robin eyed the door and edged backwards slightly. "I suggest we get out of here before something blows up."

Tammy Tamborine's addition to the List

Seeing foreign exchange students from Russia is NOT a good reason

to sing 'Rah Rah Rasputin' at the top of your lungs.

"Rah, Rah, Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen! Rah, Rah, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine!"

As Raven and Cyborg each caught an arm and dragged him away, Raven wondered when exactly the two of them had been appointed to baby-sit him. "Beast Boy, that is not the way to handle foreign relations."

Snea's additions to the List

Beast Boy is not allowed to play a tuba in the Tower.

"Whoever gave him that thing is banned from the Tower!"

Cyborg groaned. "I think it was Jinx…"

Especially if he doesn't know how.

"Couldn't she at least have gotten him some kind of lessons?"

"Somehow, I really doubt she knows how to play the tuba. Actually I'm inclined to think this was what she intended in the first place."

And especially not when it's three in the morning.

Robin made his tired way into the holding cell and beheld Cyborg, Starfire, and Raven, all asleep safely within the soundproof walls.

Beast Boy is not allowed to paint the main room pink and claim that

Cupid redecorated.

"…And where did he get the paint?"

Cyborg groaned. "Jinx stopped by again last night…she said she was looking for Kid Flash."

"When did she and Beast Boy become friends?" Robin asked, aggravated. "And why didn't anyone think to prevent it?"

Beast Boy can no longer pass out Valentines in the park. Ever.

Cyborg stared. "I think he got the 'kiss everyone who gives you a Valentine' thing to catch on."

Robin blinked as Starfire happily kissed Beast Boy on the cheek, then rose a bit jerkily from where he was seating. "And I think I'm joining him."

Stars lil girl's additions to the List

While watching The Lion King Beast Boy is not allowed to roar with the lions,

especially if Raven is asleep.

Beast Boy's tufted tail swished lazily behind him as he crouched on the couch, eyes trained on the screen. Simba sucked at roaring, he thought caustically. In fact…he'd bet he could do better!

The little green lion cub sprang to his feet and roared, startling Raven from where she'd fallen asleep beside him on the couch, and Robin and Starfire from where they were resting on the floor. Starfire almost hit him with a starbolt.

Bhill62's additions to the List

Beast Boy is not allowed to say "Holy concrete Robin, it's Cinderblock." or "Holy David Copperfield Batman it's Mumbo," or

anything of that nature in battle. Robin is not too proud of his past, and would like to forget that particular time. (Plus he likes to

look manly in front of Starfire and that doesn't help.)

"It looks bad, Batman! This brassy bird has us buffaloed!"

Beast Boy's joking comment had at least one positive effect: It left Mumbo laughing too hard to attack.

Beast Boy is not allowed to call Mas y Menos or Kid Flash, just so they can pick up authentic Chinese or

Italian, from Italy or China.

"This's really good," Cyborg said through a mouthful of chicken. "Where'd you get it?" He didn't mind Kid Flash and Jinx coming to visit if they brought food like this. And not, y'know, pink paint. Or snakes. Or snakes and pink paint. That had been a terrifying experience for all involved.

"China," Kid Flash replied, as Beast Boy looked up from his rice and grinned.

Beast Boy is to refrain from calling Red Star "comrade."

You're not Russian Beast Boy.

"So, comrade, how did you get back here anyway?" Beast Boy asked curiously.

Raven smacked him on principle.

Nightw0lf's additions to the List

Beast Boy is not allowed to paint himself orange, say he's an Oompa

Loompa, and make up songs about the others.

"Robin needs to learn to relax, before he has another relapse, to an anxiety attack, oompa loompa doopity doo!"

Robin shot a glare at the pink-haired sorceress lounging on the couch with her hands behind her head, smiling innocently. "What is it, exactly, that makes you give him these ideas?"

Jinx shrugged. "It's funny?"

Beast Boy is not allowed to tell Starfire that Robin has a stick up his butt.

"Oh, but that must be painful! We must remove it immediately! Cyborg, will you assist me?"

Cyborg is not Morpheus and Robin is not The One.

"Will you take the red pill, or the blue pill?"

Robin stared at Beast Boy. "Is that Starfire's cooking?"

Beast Boy shrugged. "Yeah. Don't ask me how she managed red and blue pills, though, it was a noodle recipe. Now…will you take the red pill, or the blue pill?"

Robin rolled his eyes and walked away.

You are not allowed to become a shark near populated beaches in

order to get a good spot.

Cyborg stood on the beach, towel in one hand, and watched as it swiftly became deserted. He grinned.

"And what do you two plan to do if anyone ever notices that shark is green? Raven asked dryly.

Cyborg shrugged. "Call Aqualad?"

You are not to paint flames on Cyborg while he's charging.

"They'll uh…make you go faster?" Beast Boy tried sheepishly. Cyborg's glare did not diminish.

GuardianSaiyoko: Coming up with shots for these was fun. Again, if you don't see something, check Five Stories.

Oh, and the brassy bird thing? I did not make that up. It's an actual Robin quote from the 1966 Batman film. You cannot make this up.

...Reviews? Although, most of this chapter is all your suggestions, heh. Or...go back and review last chapter, if you haven't.