AN: I never really liked those Truth or Dare stories. They ALWAYS have some sort of romance thing in it.
This chapter contains self-insertions, unnecessary contact of the lips, pairing warz, references to popular culture, and the breaking of the fourth wall.

Teen Titans Slumber Party

One night all the Titans decided to hold a fluffy slumber party for no reason whatsoever, which made them seem like adolescent girls who had nothing better to do. And what was even stranger was that Titans East was invited, though they would serve as nothing more than some pretty background decorations.

"That's mildly offending!" Bumblebee said from behind the couch, where no one could see her.

"Shut up. Talk when you are told to." Cyborg shoved Bumblebee away.

Moving on.

All the Titans were wearing jammies. Beast Boy was wearing footie pajamas, but no one was really surprised. Robin was wearing rubber pajamas, just in case he had to go pee pee. Starfire was wearing some slutty lingerie. Raven was wearing a shmexy nightgown. Cyborg was in da nuuuuude.

No one really cares what Titans East were wearing.

"Friends, watch a movie we should, friends," Starfire said.

Everyone ignored her.

"Dudes! We should watch a very gorey and possibly rated R horror movie!" Beast Boy declared.

"Booyah!" Cyborg booyahed.

"Meh," Raven grunted. Secretly, she was squealing inside. She thought horror movies were positively adorable and lovely.

"Titans, go!" Robin shouted. They all scrambled onto the couch while enormous bowls of popcorn appeared like MAGIC on their laps. The movie started.

Starfire and Raven started screaming uncontrollably the minute the movie began. They dove onto Robin and Beast Boy, respectively, and wailed as the boys comforted them. Now isn't that romantic?

Cyborg was eating a hamburger.

Obviously.

After the movie ended, the lights turned back on and the girls sat back up as if nothing had happened. Which was not true. They were crying. Or something like that.

"Oh, come on!" Speedy yelled from under an armchair. "We couldn't even see the screen!"

"Si!" Mas y Menos said from inside the oven.

"I thought I told y'all to SHADDUP!!!" Cyborg stuffed Titans East in the fridge, where they will no longer make cameo appearances for the rest of this story.

"Alright dudes, time for truth and dare!" Beast Boy said.

"Yeahhh!!!!" the rest of them cheered (except for Raven, who grunted. Again.)

"Titans, go!" Robin shouted. The five of them gathered in a circle.

"Alright Robin, truth or dare?" Cyborg asked.

"Ummmmm since this will obviously turn into another cheesy romance, I think I'll choose dah." Robin decided.

"What?" Raven grunted.

"Dah. You know, DAH," Robin said. "It's the kewl new way to pronounce dare. Dah. We're trying to brainwash America's children, remember?"

"Okay then, dah." Cyborg shrugged. "I DAH you to *snicker* make out with Stahfire!"

Robin and Starfire kissed, after some awkward protesting. We, the fans, all squealed, while I conveniently broke the fourth wall. They kissed some more. We all squealed some more.

Hee hee. I am SO naughty.

Then, I, the author, magically appeared in Titans Tower to direct the rest of the game.

"LYKE hai guyes!!!" I screamed. I was wearing some super sexy pajamas, and I had magically lost about 295 pounds. My hair was also prettier. Yay!

"Hello." All the Titans said, not questioning my sudden appearance. I was accepted by the cool people, something that would never happen in real life. Yay!

"Beast Boy, truth or dare?" I said. "Cough cough dare cough."

"Dare." Beast Boy said.

"I dare you to kissssssss Raven!" I said.

They kissed. A bunch of RobRae fans went to jump over a cliff, the lemmings.

And that's basically how the rest of the slumber party went. There was lots of kissing. Speedy and Aqualad found their way out of the fridge and they became my devoted fans.

Then I magically warped out of the story, so I would no longer be an annoying nuisance to the plot. Speedy and Aqualad cried.

"Cyborg, your turn," Robin snickered. "Truth or dare?"

"Ehhhh truth." He said.

"Who do you love?" Robin asked.

"Booyah!" Cyborg booyahed.

"Friend, answer the question it does not, friend," Starfire said.

"Cyborg loves no one but himself. Though occasionally I'll have a three-night stand with Bumblebee." Cyborg said.

Then the sun came up. It was yellow.

"Awwwww." All the Titans whined. Raven grunted. The slumber party was over. Cyborg pushed the fridge containing Titans East out the window.

"Go home!" he yelled as the fridge sunk underwater.

"Friends, fun it was, yes? Friends?" Starfire asked.

Everyone ignored her.

"We should all go see Twilight now." Raven said, looking through the movie listings.

"No way, that movie sucked." Beast Boy said.

"Noooooo!!!!" Robin screamed. "Do you realize what you have done???"

"What?" Raven grunted.

"Now all the reviewers are going to yell at us for criticizing Twilight! And it sounds like we're advertising! And we broke the sacred fourth wall! Nooooo!!!!" Robin screamed and fell on the ground, twitching and foaming at the mouth.

Raven covered him with a very large napkin.

AN: Ha ha, random ending. Eh.
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