A/N: OK! Here's the other Christmas themed (or holiday, whatever you want. Though it's very Christmas-oriented) chapter.
And then we're done for another year. :(
From bookster1: …was thinking – from a chrimbly chapter – you could do one where there [sic] both at their own homes and just text it [sic] each other with a practically running commentary of the day. And maybe Burt could steal Kurt's phone and text Blaine to tell him to stop texting his son it was christmas [sic] and he was ignoring his family? Or something x.
Blaine: Kurt!
Blaine: Kurt!
Blaine: Kurt!
Blaine: Kurt!
Blaine: Kuuuuuuurt!
Blaine: Kurt! Answer! I need to tell you something!
Blaine: Something important. It's of great importance.
Blaine: Kurtsie!
Kurt: What, Blaine?
Blaine: Merry Christmas!
Kurt: Blaine.
Blaine: Hi Kurtsie!
Kurt: Was that your important message?
Blaine: Yep!
Kurt: You're hopeless, you know that? Merry Christmas, darling.
Blaine: No, Kurt! No, no, no. Don't say that! No!
Kurt: Why not?
Blaine: Cos it's a sad song!
Kurt: Yes. Yes it is. What's the matter?
Blaine: What if that's foreshadowing to what's going to happen next Christmas?
Kurt: … Blaine, honey, aren't you being a little paranoid? Anyway, isn't foreshadowing just in relation to literature?
Blaine: But what if we're just characters in a play, being manipulated by someone's pen, and that really was foreshadowing?
Kurt: How much chocolate have you had today?
Blaine: … Some…
Kurt: Honestly.
Blaine: At least 3 oz?
Kurt: Blaine!
Blaine: Sorry! It was just… there.
Blaine: Kurt?
Blaine: You still there, Kurtie?
Blaine: Kurtie?
Blaine: Of course you're not. It's Christmas. Stupid Blaine.
Blaine: Ow. That hurt.
Kurt: We've been through this before, Blaine. After calling yourself stupid, it's not a good idea to hit yourself.
Blaine: Oh yeah.
Kurt: You're an idiot.
Blaine: I know. Owwww.
Kurt: Blaine!
Blaine: Sorry. Forgot.
Blaine: Kurtieeeeeeee.
Blaine: Kurtieeeeeeee.
Blaine: KURTIE! Answer meee!
Kurt: What is it?
Blaine: It's Christmas!
Kurt: I know.
Blaine: Present time!
Kurt: Blaine?
Blaine: Yeah?
Kurt: I'm trying to cook here.
Blaine: Oh, sorry. Where's Carole?
Kurt: Appeasing Finn.
Blaine: Finn's big. Like a giant! Finn's a giant… giant.
Kurt: Having a little trouble distinguishing between dunk and hyper Blaine here.
Blaine: Aww, Kurtie! Poor stumped Kurtiekins.
Kurt: Yes. Poor stumped Kurtiekins. Bye Blaine!
Blaine: Kurtie?
Blaine: Nothing?
Blaine: OK.
Blaine: Cool.
Blaine: Whoa… It's like I was drunk, except I can remember everything. And my head doesn't hurt.
Blaine: And I'm not throwing up. That I'm thankful for.
Kurt: Yes…
Blaine: Sorry about that.
Kurt: Please tell me you don't actually believe we're characters in a book. Do you?
Blaine: No, don't worry. :) I did when I was five, but I don't anymore.
Kurt: Aww, that's so cute! You were a toddler nerd!
Blaine: Seriously regretting telling you that now.
Kurt: No, it's cute! The term's from Finn. He was a toddler nerd too.
Blaine: How do you know that?
Kurt: Carole has photos.
Blaine: Wh – actually, I really don't want to know.
Kurt: It's cute.
Blaine: I'm sure it's adorable. But does Finn have a clue that you've seen them?
Kurt: Nope. He hasn't a clue.
Blaine: Maybe you should tell him?
Kurt: … Nah. It's future blackmail.
Blaine: Future blackmail?
Kurt: Yeah. He realised I didn't actually see his browser history, so then I moved onto some of Rachel's clothes I found in his room.
Kurt: Still on the clothes, actually.
Blaine: Why were you poking around in his room?
Kurt: Isn't it obvious?
Blaine: … No…
Kurt: To find blackmail material!
Blaine: Of course you were.
Blaine: But Kuuuuuurt!
Kurt: Yes?
Blaine: What'd you get for Christmas?
Kurt: This and that. Why do you care?
Blaine: Because it's Christmas. And tradition.
Kurt: What's tradition?
Blaine: To tell people what we got.
Kurt: Is it?
Blaine: It is for me. Ergo, it is for you.
Kurt: I don't follow that.
Blaine: You don't have to. You just have to nod and accept it.
Kurt: Are you sure?
Blaine: Absolutely positive.
Kurt: OK then.
Blaine: So are you nodding and accepting?
Kurt: Not right this second, no.
Blaine: :O KURT!
Kurt: Well I can't nod every second of the day, can I? I'd look weird.
Blaine: So look weird. You can only stop when you tell me what you got.
Kurt: And if I don't want to tell you what I got?
Blaine: Then we have a problem, and you're a very naughty boy.
Kurt: Wow… OK. Never expected you to say that .
Blaine: Well I just did.
Kurt: I know. I was there.
Blaine: I know you were. I was too!
Kurt: Stop eating chocolate, Blaine.
Blaine: Sorry. So! What'choo get?
Kurt: I'll tell you on Monday.
Blaine: : OK. Guess what we're doing now?
Kurt: I don't know, Blaine. What are you doing now?
Blaine: We're putting a film in to watch!
Kurt: OK. Blaine, I'm going to tell you what you have to do. I'm going to give you a precise order, and strict instructions, and I expect you to stick to it.
Blaine: Sure thing.
Kurt: 1. Stop eating chocolate. 2. Put your phone down. Or turn it off. One of the two. 3. Sit down and enjoy the film with your family. Enjoy Christmas with your family. I'll see you tomorrow, or in a few days. Stop thinking about me.
Blaine: But Kurtsie?
Kurt: No. Stop it. Have a family Christmas.
Blaine: But I want to spend it with you, Kurtsie.
Kurt: I don't want to spend it with you.
Blaine: Offensive. :P
Kurt: ;) Merry Christmas, Blaine.
Blaine: Merry Christmas, Kurt.
Kurt: Hello, Blaine. This is Burt Hummel. I'm just letting you know that the next time a family-oriented holiday comes around, be it Christmas or something else, and you're the one who keeps my son glued to his phone the entire time, I may not be so thrilled. Understood?
Blaine: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. Won't happen again, sir.
Kurt: Good. Merry Christmas, Blaine.
Blaine: Merry Christmas to you too, sir.
A/N: Yeah.
Wheeee.
I think that stuck to the prompt, and I'll now get back to writing normal stuff. No more Christmas/Wintry holiday for another year.
MissTalented25: I like it, but I was just wondering how easy that would be to do…? Because you can't really have (to the best of my knowledge) whole four-way text conversations…?
WaitingForAKiss: Aww, thanks! I love it. :D Though I've never actually seen RH, so it might be a bit patchy? Never mind. ;) You're welcome! I love writing these.
bookster1: Haha. Hope you liked it. :)
Pottergirl1: You might have? I don't reply to all my reviews, especially if they're 'Aww, this is cute' etc because really, I can't say that much to them. Thanks! Did you enjoy this Christmas chapter too? I personally like it better… but yeah.
D.H. Spy: Aww, thank you! You're really kind. And I love that prompt. It had me laughing while I was reading it. Unfortunately it's going to the bottom of the prompt pile, because I operate on first come first served, and seeing as it's now 2 pages long (blaming my 200 comp for that), it may take a while to get around to you. Sorry about that! But I really really love it. And I've rambled long enough about a 3 line review, which really doesn't deserve this much rambling, so I'm gonna stop talking now.
tkijyahh: Aww, thanks! I wouldn't worry about the shortness, God knows I've had worse. Anything over 3 words is appreciated, so… :D
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INU xx