It seems that a lot of people liked the previous chapter! I have to admit, there were several moments in there that brought me to the floor laughing when I thought of them!
Cosmo: (walks up to Tails) Hey honey, how's it going?
Tails: I can't find our wedding certificate…or rings!
Cream: Hehehe…look out there (points to fan girl crowd)
TailsCream fan girls: (creating a bonfire, burning certificate and rings)
Cosmo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cream: Success! I can now take him back…
TailsCosmo fan girls: (charge at TailsCream fan girls, cry for blood)
Jill: This fan girl war gets crazier and crazier…anyways, let's get to some huge reviews…
I'm back! This time, I want to get the characters I hate the most!
Sonic: I want Silver to steal your mojo for this chapter. (Like they did on Austin Powers)
Amy: Hit on all the girls. (Don't let her stop hitting on the girls until one of them kills her)
Cream: Take a microphone and scream as loud as you can at all the fangirls and fanboys. (With any luck, they'll kill her)
Charmy: You didn't do my dare in chapter 6 right! You were the one who was supposed to give Big a piggy back ride, so do it!
Metal Sonic: Let's see what happens when I do this. I want you to be thrown into the fangirls. Then, throw yourself into the fanboys.
Big: Place yourself in the zoo and have them label your exhibit as "The most retarded animal ever".
Mephiles: You must end every sentence by laughing "Hee hee hee!" like a little girl. Everyone must be able to hear you, and you're not allowed to forget to say it, or else Tails will torture you!
Eggman: Infect yourself with the T-virus from Resident Evil while you're locked in a room with Cream, Amy, Sonic, and Charmy. (After he's done killing them, I guess Shadow will need to take out Eggman)
Gamma: Fight Metal Sonic in a winner-take-nothing match to the death. (After it's over, I want Tails to kill the winner without anybody knowing he did it)
Vector: Try to correctly answer this question, Mr. Detective. What is the difference between a duck? If you get it wrong, then you must eat yourself! (Don't tell Vector, but there is obviously no correct answer to the question)
Rouge: I want Omega to get rid of your ability to turn other people into vampires.
I feel so much better knowing that I've caused suffering for the characters I hate the most! I'll need to get the rest of you later! (Evil laughter)
-Super Dragon
Silver: (freezes Sonic in place with his powers)(pulls out a syringe and approaches Sonic)
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOO….
-Later-
Silver: Hey ladies!
Fan girls: (screaming for Silver)
Silver: (starts break dancing)
Fan girls: (screaming even louder)
Sonic: (crying)
Amy: Hey! Do any of you girls want a good time? (does a sexy position)
Cream: (edging away) No…get away from us…
Amy: Come on, I know all of you want me!
Rouge: (rolls eyes) When will you stop annoying us?
Amy: Never! Maybe it's something I should be spanked for!
Blaze: That's it! We've had enough of you! (sets Amy on fire)
Amy: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! (is roasted to death)
Cream: (grabs microphone) YAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fans: (storm the stage, take Cream)Cream: Help! (is taken off by angry mob, burned at the stake)
Jack: Oh! It was supposed to be Big riding Charmy, not Charmy riding Big!
Big: Uhhhhh…..yay! Piggy back ride! (crushes Charmy…again)
Jack: (kicks Metal Sonic into fan girl crowd)
Fan girls: (make Metal Sonic do things one would never imagine a machine doing)
Metal Sonic: (crawls out of fan girl pit) Not good. (falls into fan boy pit)
Fan boys: (tear Metal Sonic apart, auction his parts off)
Jill: Let's do this! (takes Big on a car trip to get "ice cream")
-At the zoo-
Jill: Here is the most retarded animal ever! He never has a clear idea of what's going on, and only knows how to fish!
Big: Uhhhh…duhhhhhh…
-Back on stage-
Mephiles:…Fine. Hee hee hee!
Shadow: (laughing his ass off)
Mephiles: (bleep) you! Hee hee hee!
Jack: Alright, Dr. Eggman. Let's test out this virus on you! (stabs him with a syringe with T-virus)(shoves him into closet with Cream, Amy, Sonic, and Charmy)
Eggman: I don't feel too good…uhhhhhhh…(sounds of shrieking, carnage heard inside closet)
Shadow: (grabs a flamethrower)(burns down Eggman to a crisp) Zombie killing is fun!
Metal Sonic: (beats the crap out of Gamma) I win.
Tails: (secretly sends out a magnetic pulse on a remote) Hehehe…
Metal Sonic: (blows up)
Vector: Between a duck and what?
Jack: WRONG! Now eat!
Vector: (starts chewing self) AH! This really hurts…(dies from bleeding)
Omega: (shoves garlic down Rouge's throat)
Rouge: Nooooooooo….(dies)
Jack: Crap! It looks like we can't get rid of those powers without killing her!
Jill: Well, I'm happy either way!
Jack: Let's head to another review…
Oh boy, wait till Vanilla find's out!
Q: Now that your going to be a mother Cream, what are you going to name him/her?
Dare: I dare everyone (Not Cream because she's going to be a mother) to kill WWE 'SuperStar' (yeah right!) Eage.
Dare: I dare the FANGIRL's (OMG someone's actuly daring them :O) To go the hole chapter with out getting into a war!
Dare: I dare Shadow to act like Sonic, and Sonic to act like Shadow for the hole chapter.
-Toko the Pikmin master
Vanilla: (glares at Cream) Find out about what?
Cream: (looks around nervously) Um…several chapters ago, Tails knocked me up!
Vanilla: WHAT?! I'LL CUT HIS (bleep)ING BALLS OFF FOR TOUCHING MY DAUGHTER! (charges at Tails)
Tails: (runs)
Cream: Well, Jack got me on Juno, so I'm not a mother, but I was going to name it…Sugar!
Jack: That makes sense…I guess…
Jill: Eage? Who the hell is Eage?
Jack: Do you mean Edge? That's who I will assume you're talking about!
Everyone: (goes to arena, charges at Edge)(slaughters him, making the arena a rather bloody place)
-Back on stage-
Jack: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! It would take a war to end that war!
Jill: Well, we have to try…(pulls out megaphone) FAN GIRLS! YOU WILL LOSE ALL CHANCES OF SEEING YOUR FAVORITE BISHIES UNLESS YOU STOP WARRING!
Fan girls: (immediately stop fighting)
Jack: Good. Thankfully it's only for this chapter…otherwise, there wouldn't be much suffering for the Sonic characters!
Sonic: (starts smoking)(sighs) What's the point of everything?
Shadow: (starts skateboarding) Haha! Now I get to show off my skills to you posers!
Jill: Moving on…
I got Questions and Dares SO DARES FIRST QUESTIONS LATER
Tails and Rouge You off the hook
Charmy: You must go and Face the Fire Nation I Meant the WHOLE ARMY Inculding Zuko, Fire Loard OZU and Azula
Shadow: GO and Face Hurricane Dolly and see who is the Utlament Life Form You or Hurricane Dolly
Knuckals Go to Central Florida University and Study there
Tikal Force Big go to George Washington Universty to Study there too.
Sonic I want you become Amy Lover for 4 TUrns
Vector I want you become ROuge Vampire Slave for 4 TUrns
Eggman I want you go and Face Stone Cold Shark Boy in a match
Espio Help Tails contorl Cream
Cosmo Since Tails is contorling Cream and you can too Help Tails to Contorl Cream by making her do anything you two want
Blaze; Admit that Typhoon Cat is your Twin Brother (My OC)
Sliver: Beat up Memphes and you can Have Mr. T to help you.
Metal Sonic Face Chuck Norris, Jet Li, Jackie Chain and Wesney Snipes
Knuckals When you come back smart Make out with Rouge
Tails well Just this once Get a Blue Dress with Matching slip on shoes and make out with my (Last one then you are free form my dares) (OC Fan Typhoon Cat)
Rouge since you got hummated in the Cleen up dare I dare you get back at the Jantor by Beating him up for the hummating mess that you got in.
Espio I Dare you be Rape by Seymore Cheesee or Big Chessee form Samiura Pizza Cat while he wereing his DressQuestions
Sonic do you and Bugs Bunnie go to the same school for Dressing up in a Dress?
Shadow: How many guns you owned man you GUn Maniacat like the Punsher
Knuckals: Who will win a Stornger man Constes you, Mark Henry or the Tick?
Tails: Witch of the 5 Girls you will Chose A. Cream B. Cosmo. C. Fonia D. Marina Raccoon or E. ALL of them?
Eggman: WHy you keep trying to take over the world even Sonic stop you You need to give up before you become like Big Chessee form Samiura Pizza Cats
Big: Fishing is the best sport you do, DO you do any Sports expect Fishing?
Vector Did you went to school to get a Decetive Dergee?
Blaze if Typhoon Cat become your brother will he become a Prince of your land too and compet with you for the crown.
To all Sonic Heros WHO IS THE MOST CROSSDRESS IN THE WORLD it say that Sonic and Tails are tied for Being the Most crossdresser so who you all pick?
Well Bye and singing off
-Charles Roberts
Jack: Holy crap, that review alone took up two whole pages on my documents file!
Rouge: Hooray!
Tails: Thanks! That's one less problem to deal with! (looks nervously at Vanilla)
Jack: Oh snap! From Avatar?
Charmy: What is the Fire Nation?
Jill: Let me just say this…you're about to die! (sends Charmy to Fire Nation)
Charmy: (looks at army)(gulps)
Zuko: (sets Charmy on fire)
Charmy: AHHHHHHHHHH! (dies)
Shadow: Sure thing! (rides off on his skateboard)
Knuckles: AUGH! Why do I have to keep going to intelligent places?
Jack: So you can fail in them horribly! That's the same reason Big is going to college!
Tikal: I'm taking you guys, so let's go! (drives them both off to their universities)
-Meanwhile-
Shadow: Die, Hurricane Dolly! (gets smashed by wind into a building) OW! (hits another building) OW! (and the match quickly becomes one-sided…)
-Back on stage-
Sonic: (gulps) What do you mean by turns?
Jack: I'll just assume the reviewer means for the rest of this chapter!
Amy: (glomps Sonic) Yes! Let's go at it, lover boy! (drags him into the closet)
Jack: (revives Vector) Ok, now you have to be bitten by Rouge again!
Rouge: (rolls eyes) Fine. (bites Vector) Alright, now get me some jewels! Now!
Vector: (walks off)
Jill: I thought we cured you of stealing through rehab!
Rouge: (grinning) That doesn't prevent him from stealing!
Eggman: I'm going to lose, aren't I?
Jack: Yep! (shoves Eggman into arena)
SCSB: (tackles Eggman, starts punching Eggman in the face a million times)
Eggman: Ow! Can you stop for a second? Ow!
Espio: Controlling her? Okay…(puts Cream under hypnosis)
Tails: Alright! Now, go into the closet and beat the crap out of Sonic and Amy!
Cream: (barges into closet)
Sonic: Holy (bleep)! Don't you see we're in the middle of something here and-(punches are heard) AH! STOP THAT! OW!
Amy: Oh, you're soooo paying for tha-(punch) OW!
Cream: (comes out of closet with blood on her fists)
Cosmo: Now kill yourself!
Cream: (jumps into swimming pool, drowns)
Blaze: Ummm…sure…
Jack: (whacks Blaze on the head with a "No OCs" sign) Damn it, Blaze!
Silver: Finally! You'll get karma for lying to me!
Mephiles: I didn't really lie…in a way, Sonic did cause Iblis by dying! Hee hee hee!
Mr. T: (jumps on stage) Die, fool!
Silver: (holds Mephiles in place with his powers while Mr. T punches Mephiles)
Fan girls: (cheering)
Mephiles: Damn you! Hee hee hee!
Jack: (throws Metal Sonic into arena just as Eggman exits crying) See ya, sucker!
Metal Sonic: (do I even have to say the obvious result of this fight? Chuck Norris alone could totally wipe the floor with Metal Sonic!)
Tikal: (drives back to stage with Big and Knuckles) Okay…so while Big obviously failed at George Washington, Knuckles actually got a degree in Florida!
Jill: Whoa! How did you do that?
Knuckles: Well…bribing the college board with the Master Emerald helped a lot!
Jack: Aren't you supposed to protect it, though?
Knuckles:…(slaps forehead) DAMN IT!
Rouge: Oh well…(makes out with him)
Knuckles: Thanks…but now I have to rescue the Master Emerald again! (runs off
Tails: (puts on dress and shoes) I wear the clothes, but I'm not making out with the OC!
Jill: Then you will have to make out with…Eggman!
Tails and Eggman: (make out, then throw up)
Janitor: Too much kissing….damn kids…(cleans up mess)
Rouge: Not so fast! (tackles the Janitor, starts clawing and kicking him) Hah!
Janitor: Uhhhhhhhhhnnnnn….
Seymour Cheese: (runs on stage in a dress, grabs Espio) Hey, you ready for some FUN?!
Espio: NOOOO! PLEASE! (is dragged into closet while Sonic and Amy are kicked out) YAHHHHHHHHH! THAT REALLY HURTS MY-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Sonic: (bleep) NO! That's Tails you're talking about!
Tails: I do not! All of these reviewers are making me cross-dress!
Sonic: I don't know. You seem to get your dresses on awful fast…
Tails: So do you!
Sonic: I'm the fastest hedgehog in the world! What do you expect?
Jill: Let's stop right there! The cross-dressing debate isn't for another several dares!
Shadow: (back from the hurricane) I don't know…let's see here…(starts counting guns) there's Jeff and Slly and Lisa and Mark and David and….(keeps counting)
Jack: The Tick? I'm assuming you mean the superhero…
-At the arena-
Knuckles: Yes! I got the Master Emerald! (looks around, sees Mark(is it a c or a k?) Henry and The Tick) OH (bleep)!
Tick: Spoooooooon!
Mark Henry: (just sits on both of them, crushing them) I think I'm the winner…
Tick: Not…enough…drama!
-Back on stage-
Shadow: (still counting guns)…and Billy and Charlie and Amanda and Julie and Patrick and…
Tails: (grins) I still don't know who this Fonia is, but definitely E!
Jack: (applauding) Woot! He's made the smart choice! But, that's to be expected!
Eggman: Why NOT take over the world? Seriously…
Jack: We agree with this reviewer! Again, you need a career change!
Eggman: (crosses arms) No!
Big: Uhhhhhhh…I don't think so…
Jill: He only did football in that one chapter and that's it!
Vector: You mean a detective degree, and yes!
Blaze: Um…(looks nervously at Jack holding "No OCs" sign) I'm not at liberty to disclose that information…
Jill: Now, who cross-dresses more: Sonic or Tails?
Rouge: For this fic, it's definitely been Tails. But outside of it…
Shadow: (still counting)…and Sammy and Joseph and Meredith and Max and…
Sonic: Tails!
Tails: Sonic!
Amy: Sonic!
Knuckles: Tails.
Eggman: Sonic.
Everyone else: Tails!
Tails: Damn it!
Jack: So it's decided that Tails cross-dresses the most! Now to our anonymous review…
i'm back!
Sonic: Go to san andreas and become a member of groove street.
Shadow: Have sex with Cream (let Tails watch)
Tails: Kill Shadow if you see him doing something you don't like
Silver: Go to WWE and face The Great Khali
Amy: Throw yourself into the Fanboys and have them rape you.
Blaze: I dare you to go into a world full of zombies and fight them.
Knuckles: Go to Mortal Kombat and fight Shao Khan
Cream: I actually like you alot! so here's 20,0 dollars and a plane ticket to the Carribean, go have a good time!
-Tylerboy593
Jack: Nice! From Grand Theft Auto! This is going to be fun to watch…
-In San Andreas-
Sonic: Well, I've taken up smoking for this chapter, so I've got cigarettes to offer!
CJ: He's in!
-Later-
Sonic: (spraying graffiti on a wall) Hehehe…(starts coughing) Uggghhh…I don't think these fumes were meant for hedgehogs…(collapses)(is taken by cops)
-At police station-
Sonic: (in handcuffs) You cayunt do dis to me! I'mb gon get oudda heya soon, and who'd be laffin den? ME! (Yes, I have trouble understanding that sentence also)
-Back on stage-
Amy: Hah! That's karma in action for Sonic!
Shadow: I did it! I finished counting! I have 646,782,347 guns!
Jack: The NRA is proud of you! Anyways, get to your dare…
Shadow: (grins) Sure thing! (skateboards over to Cream) Hey, want to see some of my moves? (points to closet)
Cream: Well, I do want to get Tails jealous for me again…so sure! (goes into closet with Shadow)
Jack: Oh! Hey Tails, would you mind going in the closet to get us some props for our upcoming dares?
Tails: No problem. And I'll keep that comment on Shadow in mind. (heads into closet) OH MY GOD!
Shadow: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! We're just…exercising…without her clothes on…
Jack: Wow. When acting as Sonic, Shadow's already acquired his stupidity!
Tails: That's it! (pulls out a chainsaw) Time to make this place a little cheerier! (approaches Shadow)
Shadow: AAAUUUGGGHHH! (is killed)
Silver: Everyone wants to see me beat up! (starts crying)(goes to WWE)
Fan girls: (feeling sorry for him)
Silver: (gets punched by Khali, is knocked out almost immediately)
Jack: Well…Silver sucks at physical fighting!
Amy: This sucks…and Sonic's not here to save me either! (jumps into fan boy pit)
Fan boys: Feeeeemaaaaaleeeee…(grab Amy while drooling) (have sex with her in a lot of ways not thought to be possible)
Blaze: Cool! (goes to a graveyard) Heeeere, zombies…
Zombies: (come out of ground, walk to her)
Blaze: (turns into Burning Blaze) This place is too cold…(sets everything on fire…again) HA! I totally won that fight!
-Back on stage-
Jack: Again…you're too addicted to fire, Blaze!
Blaze: (glares)
Knuckles: Who's Shao Kahn?
Jill: The evil guy! (sends Knuckles to Outworld)
Shao Kahn: You will die for trespassing! (starts an epic battle against Knuckles)
Knuckles: (does his three-punch attack, misses, gets stabbed from behind and has his soul ripped out)
Cream: That was bloody…but thanks for the Caribbean trip! But before I go…(walks up to Tails)
Tails: What is it that you want?
Cream: I made some cookies for you! (gives him a cookie)
Tails: Um…okay…(eats cookie) I'm feeling kind of woozy…(instantly collapses)
Cream: (shoves Tails into a giant suitcase, heads to airport)
Jack: Again…karma! This time, for Chapter 11!
Cosmo: Has anyone seen Tails?
Jill: Hey, now the chapter's over!
Fan girls: (immediately start warring again)
Nothing to say here…