Chapter 26 Llamas
Ok sorry I didn't upload a single chapter yesterday my internet was out.. stuff happened anywho let's continue where we left off..
(Manly Dan) What in the name of my Manly Hand is that?!
(Dipper) The Most Powerful Race in the Universe...
(Manly Dan) Oh right... Baldy mentioned something about that...
(Wendy) Whoa... What do we do?
(Dipper) I-.. I don't know! Ugh if only Blendin were here...
(Manly Dan) Well he's not so I suggest we do it my way..
(Dipper) Your?-... What? Dude we can't just punch them down!
(Manly Dan) Pfft... I wasn't gonna say that...
(Dipper) Really?..
(Manly Dan) No.. That's what I was gonna say..
(?) Excuse me..
(Dipper) What?..
(?) I may have just what you need..
(Manly Dan) Whah?-... Who's the old Guy?(Manly Dan glares at the tall elderly figure dressed in all black)
(Dipper) I... I don't know
(?) (hands Dipper the Time Measure)
(Dipper) Wait what?! How could you have?!-
(?) I can help you... With that Time Measure and something else in my possession
(Wendy) Why should we believe you?..
(?) Will this make you believe me?
(Book 1)
(Dipper) ! How-... How do you have Book 1?
(Wendy) Whoa... But Book 1... has been a Mystery...
(Dipper)... This is the book... That I have a psychic link too?
(?) Yes... That Psychic link has allowed me to keep quite an eye on you too... I know about everything in your life... Even that..
(Wendy) That?..
(Dipper)... If you saw it happen... Why didn't you help?..
(?) I was here in Gravity Falls at the time... how could I have possibly helped.. While you were there in your home?
(Wendy) Dipper what is he talking about?
(BWOOSH)
(?) It has begun the Saucers are attacking You must defend Gravity Falls
(All) Right!
(?) Goodbye Wendy..
(Wendy) Goodbye?..
(Dipper looks puzzled and confused) You know this guy?
(Wendy) Not that I remember...
(McGucket) AHH!
(Wendy) What the heck?!
(Manly Dan) Where did you come from you creepy old man?
(McGucket) Well it all starts out when a Mommy and Daddy-
(Manly Dan) No I mean-.. Nevermind
(Dipper) McGucket you gotta get out of here were in danger!
(McGucket) But.. I was supposed to uhh... tell you something... Ah well... Probably wasn't important (walks away)
(Aliens beam down)
(McGucket) Hey wait a minute!... Huh nvm..
(Alien) Who are you Earthlings?
(Manly Dan) Llamas?
(Wendy) Huh?..
(Dipper) Greeting Llamas.. Me Dipper Pines Friend!
(Alien Llama) Where is the one known as.. The Multi Bear
(Dipper) The Multi Bear?.. He's uhh.. Not here right now He left.
(Alien Llama) 453 Do a Quick Scan of the Earth..
(453) Scanning... Scanners indicate the Multi Bear is not present on the earth at this point in time..
(Alien Llama) YOU Where is the Multi Bear what is the planet to which he has fled?
(Dipper) Uhh..
(453) However he WILL Or HAS been on Earth 946
(946)...I know he HAS What is all that supposed to mean?
(453) It means he fled through time.. There is a large temperal surge coming from him and many others... These Humans have been breaking the Laws of time..
(946) What?.. But the Human Race hasn't even developed Time Travel yet.. How is that possible?
(Dipper) Uuhh.. Well a Time Traveler named Blendin Blandin actually came here.. and lent us his Time Measure
(946) (facepalm) Of course it was that bumbling buffoon... Give us the tape..
(Dipper) Uh... sorry I can't do that..
(946) Excuse me?..
(Dipper) Uuh.. yeah I need this tape right now to find my friends.. as soon as it's working..
(946) What do you mean working? Time Machines don't just tear up that's ridiculous...
(Wendy) Well this one did llama dudes... Something about a paradox...
(453) A PARADOX!
(946) Something you'd like to share 453?
(453) Well... usually when a Time Machine stops working there's a certain kind of paradox going around... not necessarily a large one.. BUT
(946) But?
(453) The kind of paradox in which involves the Time Machine itself.. Such as I don't know the Time Machine gets broken and then it gets sent to that Time Period.. Stuff like that..
(946) We just went through Time Machines don't break...
(453) YES And they don't.. On their own..
(946) On their own?
(Manly Dan) On their own huh?... HA Ok.. Yeah right like somebody'd be dumb enough to break something that important (Swings fist)
(Dipper) OH NO!
(Manly Dan) Huh?..
(Time Measure Tape goes flying the air)
(Crashes and breaks)
(Dipper) Crap...
(Manly Dan) OOhh... So much for using that Time Machine..
(Wendy) We still have the one in the Multi Bear's cave right?...
(Dipper) Yeah but...
(946) ...
(Dipper) Oh crap..
(Other Alien Llama) Begin the Invasion!
OOhh Schnap! Alien Llamas?! what's all that about
Also again for those confused by Time Travel This Old Man came in possession of the Time Measure AFTER The adventure Gideon Robbie and Blendin will be having So this is the Time Measure Tape from even farther in the future..
Anywho hope you enjoyed it please review.