"Laaadies and gentlemen! Welcome to Neptune's Guidance!" Neptune proudly proclaims, standing up dramatically.

"Neptune's Guidance? I'll have you know you're merely making a guest appearance, not hijacking my trademark shtick." Palutena reminds the otherworldly goddess.

"I kid, I kid! But I did my research for this moment, fellas so allow me to take the lead this time!" Neptune grins as the next Skylander comes on display.

Pit sighs. "I have a baaad idea about this, Lady Palutena."

"Well, at least it breaks up the monotony, so I'll take it." Viridi admits.

The four individuals take a look at the Skylander they're analyzing this time: A girl with long black pigtails and red eyes. Her outfit consists of a fancy dark blue dress with white, red and gold accents.

"Well, well, well… if it isn't our favorite tsundere! Noire! Check it, this chick's the CPU of the nation of Lastation! Pssst! That's Playstation if you didn't know already!" Neptune introduces.

"Tsu… de…re?" Pit puzzlingly pronounces.

"A tsundere is a person who acts standoffish and mean towards people they actually like." Palutena explains.

Neptune whistles loudly. "You have nooo idea how much of a tsun she is! Whenever I'm around, she'll like… scold me and such, but boy does she get flustered around my cutie patootie bod!"

"I'd point it out to her… but the shippers need fuel! That's how fandoms work nowadays, y'know? They're suckers for this!"

Neptune points forward. "Aaaanyway…! Lonely Heart here is a pretty hard worker, doing anything in her power to make her nation bigger and better than anyone else's! This means, though is that she has little time to have fun and whatnot! Sounds like a pretty sad life."

"This does however mean that Lastation is one of the most progressive nations in Gamindustri. The amount of Shares she gets mean Noire is one of the most powerful CPUs in the multiverse." Palutena adds.

"She totally rips my style, though! Blanc uses a hammer, Vert uses a spear, I use a sword…" Neptune summons her blade in her hands. "…And Noire uses a sword, too!"

"It is a rapier, which requires a more elegant style of combat compared to your own." Palutena contradicts.

"A sword is a sword." Neptune holds her ground. She does have a neat amount of skills, though! The Lace Ribbon, Volcano Dive, Infinite Slash… it's not too shabby! Let's not forget her HDD form Black Heart which boosts her strength tenfold!"

"But her best skills are the ones she won't admit! She's secretly a crazy cosplayer and wants to do things like voice act and sing! She really needs to be more open about that, but alas… the power of stagnant franchise storytelling says nooope!"

Pit tilts his head. "So she likes wearing costumes? Hey, Viridi! Do you do that?"

"What? What in Hades' Underworldly sock drawer made you think that?" Viridi coldly asks Pit.

"W-Well… how Neptune described Noire with the whole tsundere thing kiiinda reminds me of you." Pit explains to the Goddess of Nature.

"W-What?! Me?! That's stupid! I hate all of you! I-It's not like I came here to be your friends or anything…" Viridi folds her arms and turns away from everyone before muttering barely audibly.

"…b-baka…"