1Kisame's First Few Days At Akatsuki
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Chapter 26: Happy Birthday Kisame!!
"Hey... Kisame... today is your Birthday, right?" Itachi asked. "I told you yesterday, didn't I? You forgot already?" Kisame responded. "Well... how old are you gonna be?" Itachi asked. "...30" Kisame said. "WOAH!! YOU ARE OLD MAN!!" Itachi yelled. "SHUT UP!! 30 IS NOT OLD!!" Kisame yelled back. "WELL IT'S 9 YEARS OLDER THAN I AM!!" Itachi yelled again. Hey were arguing about age. That's a first... "WELL HOW OLD ARE YOU!?" Kisame asked. "I'M 20!!" Itachi stated proudly. "That's 10 years, idiot." Kisame said, calming down. "Well, I'm turning 21 in June, so Nyah!" Itachi said, sticking out his tongue.
"Why are you so depressed, Kisame-san?" Tobi asked. "It's because... on my birthday. Wether they remember or not, they always give me-" Kisame started. "Kisame!! Here's your present, yeah! Here you go, yeah. Open it, open it, yeah!" Deidara chimed walking by. Kisame opened the gift. "... they always get me... a fish bowl." Kisame finished. "If you visit my room, you can see 29 years worth of Fishbowls." "Wow... that's... sad... heh heh..." Tobi said nervously, hiding his gift behind his back. It was another Fishbowl. "T-Tobi'll just go out to get something now...haha!!" Tobi said, walking off towards the exit. "Okay Tobi... see ya." Kisame waved back.
"Happy Birthday, Kisame!" Zetsu said. "It's not another fishbowl, is it?" Kisame asked. "Uh... one sec." Zetsu responded. "TOBI!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!" Zetsu yelled after Tobi. "HURRY UP ZETSU-SAN!!" Tobi yelled back. Idiots... oh well, I guess it's the thought that counts... Kisame thought. He walked down the hall. He hasn't seen anybody in the halls, or in their rooms. I wonder there everyone is... Kisame thought. He continued down the hall to find Sasori.
"Hi Kisame!" Sasori said, oddly cheerful than most days of his life. "Hi... Sasori..." Kisame said. "Happy birthday!" Sasori said, giving him his gift. "Thank... you?" Kisame responded, very suspicious. It wasn't shaped like a fishbowl... so he opened it. It was... "A.. Junior puppet-making kit...?" Kisame said. "Yup! Happy Birthday!" Sasori said, walking off. Thank God that was over, it took all I had to stop myself from killing Kisame for seeing that horrid act... Sasori thought.
"Kisame, Happy Birthday!" Kakuzu and Hidan said in unison. "Here's your present" Kakuzu said, giving him his gift. "Money? $10..?" Kisame said, staring at the $10 bill. "I didn't know what to give you, so... yeah." Kakuzu responded. Hidan walked forward. He gave Kisame an ice cooler. "What's this, Hidan?" Kisame asked. "Open it." He replied. "HOLY CRAP!! IT'S A SEVERED HEAD!!" Kisame screamed. "Don't you like it?" Hidan asked. "HIDAN!!! YOU IDIOT!!! YOU DON'T JUST GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE AND GIVING THEIR HEADS AS GIFTS!!" Kakuzu scolded. "Yes I can, the gods told me to." Hidan said. "BULLCRAP!!" Kakuzu said. They started arguing... again. They left with a final "Happy Birthday" and walked away, arguing about what could've been a better gift for Kisame.
"Kisame... Tobi... got... your present..." Tobi said, panting. "Where's you go? The high school pep rally?" Kisame teased. "No... I ... went... to the... store... to get ... your... present..." Tobi responded. "And then the pep rally... cuz... Tobi...is ... a good boy..." "Tobi... Akatsuki doesn't go to pep rallies and participate, we go there to kill. Oh well, what's done is done." Kisame said. "Well, here's your present!" Tobi said, giving Kisame his present. He opened the present to find... "A remote control?" Kisame asked. "Yeah! Tobi gave you cable!" Tobi responded. "And who's paying for it?" Kisame asked. "Well, it's your cable, so... You!" Tobi cheered. The next thing that Tobi knew was that Kisame was trying to strangle him, but he calmed down. "Thank you, Tobi!" Kisame said.
"Kisame!! Happy Birthday!!" Zetsu said, coming through the door. "Thank you Zetsu..." Kisame said. "What happened?" Zetsu asked. "Tobi gave me cable... and I have to pay for it..." Kisame responded. "Oh... well... here you go!" Zetsu said, handing Kisame the gift. "What is it?" Kisame asked. "Open it!" Kisame opened the box to find... "A... Venus flytrap?" Kisame asked. "Yup!" Zetsu said, proud. "Thanks... I guess." Kisame said, walking off.
"Kisame, the leader requests you in his office." Itachi said. "Ok.." Kisame said. When he entered, the leader said, "Happy Birthday Kisame!" The leader handed him a familiar shaped present. Kisame opened it. "Another fish bowl?" Kisame asked. "And,what's this?" Kisame held up a piece of paper. "Oh, that's a coupon to Johnny's Fish bowl store down the street." The leader responded. That did it. Kisame snapped and was inching closer to the leader with bloodlust in his eyes. "H-hey... Kisame... you're starting to creep me out, haha..." Kisame was ready to kill. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" And that was the last time we saw the leader... again.
Kisame walked down the halls of the nearly empty Akatsuki base. Where IS everyone? Kisame thought. He walked to the huge dining hall to find a note taped on the door.
Kisame, meet us in the dining hall at 3:00pm
Akatsuki
Kisame looked at the clock. It's 2:59... close enough...Kisame walked through the door
"SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KISAME!!!"Everyone yelled. "Wow!! Thanks you guys!!"
"Happy Birthday Kisame, This was a surprise party!" Itachi said. "I didn't get you anything, so I planned the whole thing!" "Thanks man... I don't know what to say!" Kisame said. Everyone was there. All the Genin (for unknown reasons) , Tobi 5, Zitsu, A handful of the fangirls, The nerd at the beginning of the story, The leader (Who died a few minutes ago) and the mystery member, Akamaru (piper), and, the girl from the ring. There were more people, but she killed most of them.
Kisame's party was like another Karaoke night, singing, barfing, drinking, yeah. This is the final OFFICIAL chapter of Kisame's Story, but I'll write the deleted scenes so look forward to that!
THE END
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