Hey guys! I know. YOU TOOK FOREVER. Well, maybe if you checked me out on deivantart and drawcast, you could be entertained by my drawings. Plz. Username: ilikepie1079 :on both. Anyway, HERE YOU GO. It's pretty short.
*Seto's POV*
Seto sighed. He was already busy and now Luna had been taken by squids. He sat on his bed, a book open next to him. A lamp shone onto him and the book. There was words only Seto could read on the book. He couldn't believe Luna had been stolen. Luna, the most powerful girl, probably in Sky Army, was stolen by squids. Squids! The most useless mob in the whole world. SQUIDS! LUNA! Seto was vexed. (Look it up) He couldn't wrap his head around it. Would she be okay? Did he actually care about her? Yeah, but like a friend. She loves Sky, the way she looks at him, it was obvious to him.
He saw a glimmer from a gem around his neck. His newly found necklace. It wasn't new at all, actually. Once he had gotten his powers was the day he had been notified his was a child of Notch. He knew Sky was his half-brother and Brotato, too. He had received the necklace after Sky but the information first. Seto sighed. Was he the smart one? Sky had to be the leader. What was Brotato? The freeloader? Why was life so hard? Why so many questions, Seto?
Seto stood up. He needed to go outside. He walked out of the house and slipped to the entrance of Budder City. He went outside and walked through the forest. When he heard something rustle in the distance.
"Who's there?" he asked the trees.
*Someone's POV*
Why had Herobrine sent her? The Overworld was filled with weirdos and weird things. If only her "half-sister" hadn't fallen for a child of Notch. She wouldn't have to be here. She missed the burning lava and hard Netherbrick ground. The wonderful land she called home, the Nether. She even remembered exactly what her father asked.
~back in time and in the Nether~
"Alex!" Herobrine's yells echoed around the castle. She didn't want to see him, she was busy reading a book on the Overworld. But she complied and walked through the Nether fortress to her father.
"Hello, father." She said when she came in.
"Alex, I have a big favor of you." He said making her eyebrow raise. Normally, Noah or Astrid would get assignments, not her. "I need you to break Team Crafted apart."
"Why? They are helping you get back at the squids." She said.
"Well, just drive Luna and Sky apart. I can't have them together."
"But Luna was taken by-"
"I know, use your charmspeak abilities to make him forget Luna."
"Why?"
"It's just safer. Just, do as I order, okay?" Alex nodded.
"Yes sir." She replied and packed up her stuff. She then went through a portal and ended up in a cave.
She heard footsteps in the clearing near her. She froze. Who was there?
"Who's there?" A male voice asked.
Shit. Alex thought.
*Seto's POV*
He silenced his footsteps with magic and looked through the leaves. A girl, around nineteen (Sorry I had to change the age because I wanted her closer to her crushes) and she was pretty. She had brownish reddish hair that shifted over her right eye, kinda like Deadlox. She had a black hoodie, navy blue jeans and purple shoes. Her eyes were a bright violet, they glowed in a way that intrigued Seto. A necklace hung around her neck. The charm was a small lapis lazuli block.
"Hello." He said, coming from the trees. She had a look of panic on her face, only for a second.
*Alex's POV*
It was Seto. The Setosorcerer. She had seen him from the Nether and had a small crush on him. Okay, it was a huge heart-throb crush. Why did she have to meet him like this? Well, he could lead her to Budder City, but still, giant crush. Will she embarrass herself? What if she does?
"Um, hello." Alex almost stuttered. Seto smiled.
"Isn't it a nice morning for a walk?" Seto said. He walked towards her.
"Yes. But, I need to head to Budder City, so if you don't mind-"
"I can walk you there." Seto interrupted. Alex turned up her charmspeak.
"Oh no, I wouldn't want to bother you on your walk." She said, her voice sounded pretty believable. Seto smiled.
"You wouldn't be bothering me." Seto said while smiling. Alex almost dropped her facade. Seto was supposed to leave.
"No, no. Thank you, anyway." Alex said, her charmspeak turned up higher. She started walking in the direction to the city. Seto walked next to her. "I don't need your help." She said. her nerves were starting to get thin.
"I need to head back anyway. Why not walk with you?" Seto said.
"Fine." Alex gave up. Seto must have a ton of patience and/or a feng shui (Pronounced: fung shway) kinda attitude to not be affected by her charmspeak. He was a sorcerer, he has magical capabilities. But, normally the person would give in. They walked next to each other. A few moments of silence happened.
"So, why do you need to get to Budder City?" Seto asked, giving a subject to talk about.
"I need a place to stay."
"Why?" Seto quickly asked.
"Well, I escaped from a squid infested city. My father and mother were killed. They took my brother and I have no idea on what happened to him." Alex explained her fake backstory.
"Hmm. That sounds bad. Well, welcome to Sky Army then." Seto smiled.
"But we aren't even the-" Alex started but stopped when they reached a break in trees. She looked into the clearing. A giant budder wall stood in front of the duo. "Holy-"
"I know. The entrance is close to here." Seto started walking forward into the clearing and then turned. He started walking, Alex walked behind him, wondering how they kept the budder sparkling. She knew to call it budder not gold from her recent study with Sky Army. (Oh god. It was so hard to type the g- word.) "Here we are." Seto said once they came upon giant doors. The doors had guards outside them. Seto greeted the guards and they let the two pass into the city.
"How big is this fucking city?" Alex almost shouted when she got inside. Seto smiled and chuckled a bit.
"Pretty big. More than Deadlox can count anyways."
"Well, Deadlox can only count past three." She said, accidently. Alex suddenly regretted it. She knew a lot about the minecrafters She would surely be called a stalker. Seto laughed.
"He is known by that." Alex sighed internally.
"So, where can I stay?"
"The sleeping barracks are over there." Seto said, pointing to a building. "Find a bed and settle in. I hope to see you around." Alex smiled at Seto and made her way to the barracks. Seto smiled back and headed to his home.
"Omigosh." Alex whispered under her breath. Her crush said he hoped to see her around. Alex was freaking out. SOOOO MUCH! She wanted to leap, sing, jump, any form of using energy. But Alex just walked with a big grin plastered to her face. What if Deadlox or Ssundee would see her? Alex contained her scream of fangirlism.
*Luna's POV*
Ow, ow, ow, OW! I thought as blackness consumed me. I had a cloth wrapped around my mouth so I couldn't speak. A bag was around my head so I couldn't see. The squids that had captured me thought I was unconscious, but I was pretty conscious. Adrian, well, squid Adrian had taken me outside Budder City and put a cloth on my mouth and a black bag over my head. Then, I was knocked out. I awoke, tied up and on a horse. Voices could be heard, but they whispered so I couldn't hear them. Those fuckers, I hated them. The horse-ride was no cakewalk either. Every time the stupid horse bounced, so did I. OUCH! FUCKING HORSE! LEARN TO RUN SMOOTHLY! I yelled in my head. It had felt like we had ridden for a LONG time. We stopped. Fucking FINALLY! Hushed whispers came from the riders. I was knocked out again.
I am only doing 10 questions and dares, I might do an update that will be Q's and D's and A's. ON WITH THE QUESTIONS AND DARES!
KittieNerdie:
Well hullo peeps! :3 Let's get some random dares and questions in! xD
Neko: *Rolls eyes* FINALLY!
Q1: *Strokes Jerome's fur* Why you so fluffeh? o3o
Jerome: What teh fuk.
Q2: I'm losing count, how many ships are there in the shipping bowl so far? xD
Ilikepie: Way too many to count.
Q3: Sky, I found some squids in your secret stash of butter... *Hands majestic butter sword*
Sky: NUUU!
D1: Sky. Attempt the splits.
Sky: Nope!
D2: I dare Mitch to bring a teddy bear next time he goes to the Hunger Games and say it's his trusty companion since he was born! xD
Mitch: I don't have a teddy bear!
Ilikepie: *checks Mitch's room* He doesn't have a teddy bear, but, Mitch, why do you have a stuffed animal that looks like Jerome?
Mitch: PUT THAT AWAY!
D3: *Gets out a #TysPig* Whatchu gonna do Ty?
Ty: FUCK YOU.
D4: Ssundee, I dare you to be a chef at a fancy restraunt without your sunglasses on :3
Ssundee: *flips a pancake* Never taking these glasses off!
D5: *Rips off TrueMU's helmet*
TrueMU: *quickly yanks helmet back and puts it on before anyone sees*
D6: I DARE EVERYONE TO ACT THE OPPOSITE OF THEMSELVES!
Everyone: NO!
ThaRebelHunter:
YES! Now there's ACTION! I love how you updated for us even though you weren't aloud too. You are an awesome writing. ILIKEPIE FTW!
Moving ON!
Q1: Sky: So, do you ever think you will do Parkour again someday?
Sky: Ilikepie?
Ilikepie: YESH.
Q2: Seto: What your idea be for your girlfriend?
Seto: I think, someone who's intelligent.
Alex: I'm intelligent.
Q3: Luna: How da hell did you fall for that squid-hybrid thing? You've seen them before!
Luna: In my defense, I was ASLEEP!
Q4: Jason: Is WitherMU true?
Jason: No.
D1: Brotato: Try to pick up a girl using Janet
KylBrotato: *in Janet voice* Hey girls!
Girls: *runs away screaming*
D2: Deadlox: Kiss Luna in front of Sky
Deadlox: *grabs Luna*
Luna: GET THE FUCK OFF ME! *shoves Deadlox backwards into Endy*
Deadlox: S-s-sorry Endy.
D3: Jerome: Eat a pile of foul creatures
Jerome: NEVER.
D4: Kyle: Stand in front of everyone on a podium, and announce that you are pink, not magenta.
Kyle: *standing podium* Everyone I am magenta.
Can't Wait to SEE WHAT'S NEXT! MUST KNOW!
Luna Jane:
NOTCH IS AN ASS AND HEROBRINE IS GUCCI! Wait? What? Okay then still true...ON WITH DA DARES!
Notch: I dare you to let Herobrine out of the Nether for one day or if you don't...I'll rip up some things you find valuable *glares at Notch* NOW!
Notch: I-I-I can't!
Ilikepie: SHUT UP NOTCH! WE CAN'T REVEAL ANYTHING!
Sky: I dare you to give Jerome this Betty and say TOBUDDER in his ear really loudly...NOW!
Sky: HEY JEROME! *gives Betty* *yells really loudly* TOBUDDER!
Jerome: OW!
Husky: Sorry about all the disrespect you've been getting just know it's because everyone is jealous. Now I dare you to take Mitch's bow when he's not looking and throw it in a lake saying how he's too jealous of you for the bow.
Husky: Thank you! We are now friends. *takes Mitch's bow and throws it into a lake* HEY MITCH!
Mitch: Go get it.
Husky: W-w-why?
Mitch: You're the fish.
Husky:...*starts crying*
FOR MITCH, JEROME, AND DEADLOX! FIVE WAYS TO BE MANLY!
1) Grow a set and admit you love someone...
2) Admit who you love...
3) Stop being embarrassed when everyone already know who you like...
4) Ask said person you like to the dance...
5) STOP BEING SO STUPID AND GET ON WITH THE LOVES!
thank you good day...
budder gal:
OMG PLEZ CHOSE MEEEEEEE
some Q's
ilikepie : ok im lucy my favorite color is GREEN if u would PLEZZZZZ DO THIS will u put meh in next chapter plez i have long brown hair my eyez r a BUDDER LIKE color and one mor time plezzzz PS plez please
to sky DARE i dare u 2 get a squid stuffed animal and kiss it
Sky: NEVER.
to luna Q: will u ever ''stay'' in sky's room?
Luna: You dirty minded people.
to all note : im building butter citi in xbox 360 but when i was mining i almost died because i walked in to a ender man LOL wright
Everyone: RIIIGGGHHHTT?
to deadlox dare : would u rather lick a squid or kiss endy PS must chose one no saying neither
Deadlox: *whispers* Kiss Endy.
to deadlox note : wispers ''i like you '' -_- sorry had 2 say
Deadlox: I like you, like a friend too.
2 ilikepie note : i love thee name i like kake tho :[ srry ps im 10 hurray! :]
2 ilikepie note : dont inchant obsideon and dont prohibit wall breaking
2 luna note : break 4th wall ;)
2 sky Q : like my name ? and would u rather lick a squid 4 2 minutes or give up budder 4 2 days ? PS u cant say neither or pass u must answer
Sky: Luv the name. NEITHER. *evil face* HAHAHHHAHAHAH!
2 deadlox Q :is skylox ur kid between u and sky ?
Deadlox: No. It's yaoi.
Crystalcove:
MOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEE! But hey, this is my 3rd batch.
Q1- why can't anyone break the goddamn 4th wall?!
Ilikepie: Enchanted obsidian.
Q2-so... ilikepie... where is the laughing evily chapter?
Ilikepie: I can't do a chapter of that. I wish doe.
D1-luna, watch your sister being murdered
Luna: WTF. NO!
D2-sky, watch luna being murdered in front of her sister being murdered. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sky: *grabs Luna* Come here baby. These people are very weird.
D3-Jason, . . NOW. OR ELSE...
Jason: NEVER!
Q3-husky, I respect your dignity being an...um...amphibian, but what kind?
Husky: That is my bisness.
Q4-sky, why do you hate squids in the first place
Sky: THOSE FUCKERS TRIED TO KILL MY FAMILY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD. What's NOT to hate?
Q5-sky, who do you choose, budder, or luna? DON'T EVEN DARE SAY YOU LOVE BOTH OF THEM.
Sky: I can't say because I'm in love with both.
Yeah, peace out
YOGSCASTNoxibri :
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! NEW CHAPTER! YAAYAYAYAYAY... ok enough of that *ahem*.
QUESTION TIME
To ilikepie: Are you going to put people like The Yogscast or Pewdiepie and Marzia in? Because I'd love it if they came in. The bro army could come help fight the squids!
Ilikepie: Idk. Maybe.
To Ty: You suuuurrree?
Ty: Tots.
To Luna: Ok, now that you broke the wall, can you come and say hi to my sister? She reads this fanfic like mad (not saying I don't)
Luna: Ilikepie fixed the wall before I could leap through.
To Sky: Why won't you punch budder squids?
Sky: BECAUSE THEIR SO MAJESTIC.
To ilikepie: What Minecraft servers do you go on? I mostly go on swagcraft or the hive.
Ilikepie: The hive, Kuleland, Uberminecraft, Sky's Server, It's Jerry and Harry. Mostly the Hive and I is playing hide and seek.
To Toby: Would you like to know who loves you? *smiles at Mooster and laughs evilly)
Toby: No, who?
Mootser: NO ONE!
DARES
To Sky: Slow dance with Ty!
Sky: *grabs Ty* Dance?
Ty: For who?
Sky: Fans.
Ty: Only for the fans.
To Brotato: Kiss Caramel.
Brotata: N-n-never.
To Sky: (I'm picking on you today) let somebody put makeup on you blindfolded. Or again, I take budder away. I am the Budder Queen 8)
Sky: NO.
To Mooster:*says really loud* So Mooster, are you going to ask Toby out?
Mooster: SHUT UP!
To Sky (again): Talk Swedish for a day (that was random).
Sky: I don't know Swedish.
To Sky (I seriously am picking on you): KILL THE SQUIDS FOR LUNA AND BUDDER!
SKy: NO.
BTW Sky, I made a budder palace for you. Just saying, to make up for picking on you 5 times! I'm sowwy...
Hope that wasn't too many questions and dares!
Adjö kolleger författare!
(Goodbye fellow writers!)
YOGSCASTNoxibri
Samdoesminecraft:
Hi! It's me again I have EVEN MORE questions and dares.
Q1: sky, how would you feel if you found out that the squid king is a son of notch?
Sky: It isn't possible. Right, Ilikepie?
Ilikepie: So far.
D1: Luna, go into the nether and free your dad so he can do a previous dare.
Luna: Only Notch can
Q2: squids, why do you want to take over the world?
Squids: Our motive will be in later chapters.
D2: Toby,in the middle if the night, take all of sky's budder and but in diamonds.
Toby: *tries and get caught* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
That's all
PhoenixSorcerer:
NOOOO LUNA! Ilikepie how could you!?
xD Anyway- I am not saying this! *throws script at Alexia*
Alexia: You monster.
Me: TELL THEM THE MAJESTICAL QUESTIONS/DARES!
(Dares)
Alexia:
D1:Dear Sky, I dare you to paint Team Crafted's faces purple in the middle of the night.
Sky: *paints everyone's face* HAHAHHAHAHAH.
D2: Husky... Admit that you are... A potato. We all knew it. I even saw it coming, come on man! Tell everyone you are a potato!
Husky: DANG IT! SOMEONE FOUND OUT MY SECRET!
Well that's all the dares!
Me: Ok Question and Random Stuff I need to tell you time!
Q1: Herobrine, you know TrueMU right? *sneaking suspicion*
Herobrine: Of course.
Q2: Notch, exactly who is the mother to all your children? *doesn't really want to know*
Notch: It's different mothers.
Q3: EVERYONE! If you could only have TWO things in the world to live with, what would it be? (They can be a person, or an item)
Everyone: ogfiojrgjerigkropkggreaokpg *answers got jumbled*
And here's the random thing; Seto! Alexia likes you! *runs away as to not get stuck in a blackhole*
Alexia: LOVE THE STORY! *chases after Phoenix trying to trap her in a blackhole*
Some Fangirl XD:
OMG LUNA'S BEEN TAKEN!
SKY WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW!?
Sky: ojgrioe tjihjnioejgijijrgei[rkgr;vgrlplgr
Ok, time to not freak out for a moment.
Alot of questions this time...
Q1: To Sky: If Luna was never taken by the squids, how were you going to ask her to the dance thing?
Sky: I don't know.
Q2: To Dawn: Not to be rude or anything, but did you com back for Sky? I'm just curious. :3
Dawn: Later chappies.
Q3: To Jerome: Ok, so I asked Mitch about Merome. He was very awkward about it. Soo how do YOU feel about it? HMMMM?
Jerome: W-w-w-what's Merome?
Q4: To Jerome also: So, what do you think about Caramel?
Jerome: She's really nice.
Q5: To Brotato: OMG R U JEALOUS OF THE FLUFFY!?
Brotata: Uh- um - no!
Q6: To SSundee: I am a cake critic, I am here to taste your cake. GIMMIE SOME NOW!
Ssundee: YESH!
D1: To Fluffy: I dare you to smack Sky and Mitch AND SSundee with Betty... AT THE SAME TIME!
Fluffy: I can't smack Mitch. He's my- f-friend.
D2: To Mitch and Jerome: MEROME NOW!
Mitch:...
Jerome:...
Ok thats all I have to say. Now to freak out again.
OH MY GOSH! *runs away screaming*
KilerBunyRabit:
THIS IS THE MOST BOODIFUL STORY I HAVE EVER LAYED EYES UPON!
but srsly, you are freaking awesome! some would say your very... egg.(sorry had to do it XD)
Ilikepie: Well you're very...egg. XD
ANYHOOZIES, i have some questions for the lovely people.
Q1: So...Sky... If you had the budder flowers to do so, and everything else you could possibly think of, HOW WOULD YOU ASK LUNA TO THE DANCE (no spoiler, but just wondering ;) )
Sky: Ride in on a majestic steed and give Luna budder flowers and then ask if she could go to the dance with me.
Q2: Deadlox? Have something to tell us? Hmm? HMMMMM?
Deadlox: I have nothing to tell you.
Q3: MEROME! JUST LET ALL THE FEELS COME OUT ALREADY! ITS TIME DOOD!
Jerome: m-mitch?
Mitch: Yeah buddy?
Jerome: Will you,
help me win the hunger deens?
D1:Hey, so uh, Seto, could you maybe sneak up on fluffy and give him a little "Awkward potion" while he is talking to ? Hmmmm? C'mon' you know you wanna!
Seto: Must...not..touch...potion...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
D2: LUNAAAAA! AT THE DANCE, K? WEAR THE MOST BUDDERFUL, BOODIFUL DRESS YOU CAN FIND AND BLOW SKY AWAY!
Luna: Will do sweetie!
SweetiepieCMW:
FORGIVE ME ILIKEPIE MY FUCKING PMS ARENT WORKING anyway I'd like to ask a few questions for my fav characters here and u. :D
Oh and BTW MITCH IS MINE HE BETTER NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HES MINE!
Mitch: Have u ever walked around in ur underware for an hour dancing.
Mitch: No.
Sky: will I ever hug u in person
Sky: *shrugs*
Ty: Make a smexy face for my friend plz she loves u!
Ty: *smexy face*
Fangirls: *scream and faint*
Sky: His is not as good as mine. *smexy face*
Other, bigger group of fangirls: *scream, faint, and die of smexyness*
Ty: HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!
Munchinbrotato: Eat a patato
Brotata: *eats a potato* close enough.
Luna: Play 30 minutes in heaven.
Luna: I-
Ilikepie: NO!
SweetiepieCMW: Ima brake the forth wall with my BUDDER ax so guys STOP ASKING LUNA TO DO IT! *smashes forth wall* ALRIGHT IM OUT PEACE!
Soooooo yeah! You guys like the new format? I like it. So, yeah. Did you guys see what I did wrong with the questions? *hint* How many people I answered* First one to tell me what I did wrong wins a special prize! And as always,
C'YAAA BYYE!