Hehehe. Much love to all my reviewers! I love you all too! And I don't
have a problem with making your sick fantasies of elf strippers become a
reality. Well at least in the story anyway...
Still not owning anything. Except an Eater Egg which I will gladly give away. Has nuts in. Yeuch.
Arwen's turn.
Arwen arrived a day early in Minas Tirith. Nobody bar Kate knew of her unexpected arrival. She was arriving early specifically for her hen night, along with Galadriel and Eowyn and various other ladies. All excited to be going to Arwen's hen night. Kate had already organised everything and she was really looking forward to it.
***
The evening started innocently enough, a few drinks here and there, some gossiping about 'the wedding dress'. "No puffy sleeves!" Kate declared as she had a particular hatred for them. Then after a few hours the party started to get going.
It began with the entrance of the strippers. The male elf strippers. Resplendent in little more than... Well I'll just leave that to your imagination ok? Soon the group of quiet, sedate women turned into a herd of leering, cackling hags. Although Kate was of the opinion that Eowyn was one of those all the time.
The strippers began their routine, Arwen being the centre of their attention, much to Eowyn's disgust.
"Why does she always get the best men?" She moaned. "It's not fair."
Kate's eyes glittered. She still hadn't forgiven Eowyn for the dress episode, although she had yet to decide exactly what her revenge would entail...
***
The strippers had finished their routine. It was the middle earth equivalent to earth's 'The Full Monty'. They were now wandering around assisting in whatever way they could in the festivities. Then came karaoke. Could this night get any wilder?
***
"Kate!"
"What?"
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Don't lie to me! I've seen the looks you're giving Eowyn."
"I haven't done anything!"
"Yet."
"Oh shut up."
"What are you intending to do?"
"Nothing!"
"Liar."
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Not too sure what to do to Eowyn. Hmm. Will wait and see. R&R please! The party ain't over yet...
And I have another story! I'm sending myself to middle earth! Go and read it! You know you want to!
Still not owning anything. Except an Eater Egg which I will gladly give away. Has nuts in. Yeuch.
Arwen's turn.
Arwen arrived a day early in Minas Tirith. Nobody bar Kate knew of her unexpected arrival. She was arriving early specifically for her hen night, along with Galadriel and Eowyn and various other ladies. All excited to be going to Arwen's hen night. Kate had already organised everything and she was really looking forward to it.
***
The evening started innocently enough, a few drinks here and there, some gossiping about 'the wedding dress'. "No puffy sleeves!" Kate declared as she had a particular hatred for them. Then after a few hours the party started to get going.
It began with the entrance of the strippers. The male elf strippers. Resplendent in little more than... Well I'll just leave that to your imagination ok? Soon the group of quiet, sedate women turned into a herd of leering, cackling hags. Although Kate was of the opinion that Eowyn was one of those all the time.
The strippers began their routine, Arwen being the centre of their attention, much to Eowyn's disgust.
"Why does she always get the best men?" She moaned. "It's not fair."
Kate's eyes glittered. She still hadn't forgiven Eowyn for the dress episode, although she had yet to decide exactly what her revenge would entail...
***
The strippers had finished their routine. It was the middle earth equivalent to earth's 'The Full Monty'. They were now wandering around assisting in whatever way they could in the festivities. Then came karaoke. Could this night get any wilder?
***
"Kate!"
"What?"
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Don't lie to me! I've seen the looks you're giving Eowyn."
"I haven't done anything!"
"Yet."
"Oh shut up."
"What are you intending to do?"
"Nothing!"
"Liar."
**********************************
Not too sure what to do to Eowyn. Hmm. Will wait and see. R&R please! The party ain't over yet...
And I have another story! I'm sending myself to middle earth! Go and read it! You know you want to!