*A/N: So sorry I haven't posted in a while guys I've been pretty busy and well, I kinda forgot because I was so wrapped up in my black butler fanfiction I'm writing. Well, it seems THIS has the most reviews. I'm both glad and sad. I'm writing this grand epic and yet these small poems have the most reviews? Huh, what a strange little world I live in. Any who, somebody brought up that I haven't done Oxford. Though I love the spike-haired nerd, I did not want the poem to echo Gopher's because both would be about unrequited love. I just didn't want to have two of the same poems and be redundant. Understand? However I most certainly will try my best and if I find the poem pleasing I will put it up. Because I have been gone for so long I will be putting the last poems up today, including this one and Lord Death's. Don't ask me to do any goddamn soul eater not characters. I know I've forgotten other maybe or not so important characters from the manga but I probably don't remember them because they left no impact on me. As par the anime I don't think I've left anybody TOO important out. I can try doing kilik or nygus but it might end up awkward. We shall see. I can't really do Angela, she's too young. I refuse to do Excalibur so don't even ask. Won't do mo-ski-to, so don't ask. Won't do noah/eibon aaannnd anybody that was a secondary villain or character I really don't want to do. So, with that out of the way I shall bring you Kim's weapon! Enjoy!*

Unlikely friend, by Jacqueline O'Lantern Dupree.

Us two, we are so different, if you really think about it.

I'm very serious, you're very excitement.

I'm very hard-work, and you're laid back.

I'm sociable, you don't like to talk.

I love wearing dresses; you can't even stand a skirt.

I'm an artist; you're a woman of sport.

You have loud pink hair, mine is a quiet brown.

You are a witch, I am not.

You have been hated, I have been loved.

You are misunderstood but I understand you.

It does not seem like we would be practically be sisters

You and I,

But here we are, closer than conjoined twins

And glad to stay that way.

Yet in your smile I see your sadness

And in your laughter I hear you cry.

I know you can't stand hiding the truth

It's bubbling toward the surface, like a witch's brew.

One day they'll find out and the fear of what they will think

Consumes your soul.

I can feel it in your wavelength

I can smell it in your sweat

I can hear it in your heart.

You cannot deny

You are afraid….of yourself.

You try to push me away

Tell me it's not safe to be with you

But I must.

I am your weapon, I am your friend, I am your light in the dark.

Without me you cannot see clearly

So let me illuminate the facts.

Nothing will change if they find out

They will not push you away

Or scorn you

Or try to take your soul.

Our friends, our teammates, our comrades

Would never do that to you, especially Oxford.

I cannot fathom it!

Nobody will hurt you, I can see to that.

If they ever try I will be there to protect you.

We may not be the same but my heart feels for you

For though I know not what it is liked to be shunned

I was once lonely too and I will deny you the right to be lonely ever again.

You're my best friend, no matter how strange that seems, stuck like glue are we

A straight-laced girl with a distant stare and a rowdy, cherry-haired Tanuki.

*A/N: A Tanuki is, essentially, a raccoon, but they make statues of it and it's supposed to bring wealth. The straight-laced girl thing is from that blasted soul eater not, though I do believe it to be true. Jacqueline is very straight to the point. I do not pair them, nor will I ever. Soul eater not is NOT canon, so them being a pairing in there is null and void to me. I pair her with Haviar. Much cuter and more believable. Anywho….I might shove in a few others before Lord Death. We shall see. *